Your favorite brand of enema?

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    Aug 29, 2009 8:42 PM GMT
    I see we have a new permutation of the "guy above you" threads
  • jgymnast733

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    Aug 29, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
    Duane Reade.........
    While having a drink at Splash on night this dude told me that he douch's with rubbing alcohol after screwing around all night at sex partys..
    OUCH and YUCKicon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gif
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    Aug 29, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
    i prefer fleet: 4.5 ounces of sodium phosphate solution seems to be the most awesomest... definitely less icon_eek.gif than rubbing alcohol...
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    Aug 29, 2009 9:19 PM GMT
    i've heard coca cola would dissolve a steak and leave behind only the bone, if you leave it sitting overnight... i think rubbing alcohol might be more gentle than that... icon_eek.gif
  • Timbales

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    Aug 29, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
    Fresca
  • Timbales

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    Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    Timberoo saidFresca

    Yummy, How refreshing....icon_eek.gif


    Tingly and citrus fresh
  • jgymnast733

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    Aug 30, 2009 1:35 AM GMT
    Hey why douche at all,
    some guys tend to think they havent done any damage unless they strike OIL...[ if you know what i mean ]..
    I remember once i cleaned and cleaned in preparation for this guy named carlos [who i knew was huge], but he dug deeper and deeper like a mad-man, the boy gutted me out bigtime until he struck oil....then he was satisfied...my poor sheetsicon_cry.gif
    The neighbor below me came up the next day with some lame excuse that her smoke alarm wouldnt stop and if i'm having the same problem..LOL
    She must have wondered ''who in the hell is fuckin like that, damn" and she just had to see for herself....now everytime she see's me in the elevator,she looks me up and down as if to say ,,WHORE...LOLicon_lol.gif
  • EricLA

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    Aug 30, 2009 2:47 AM GMT
    Who needs an enema when you've got Dancerjack? I'm sure he can pound any guy clean.
  • art_smass

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    Aug 30, 2009 4:33 AM GMT
    Vinegar and water. No, I mean oil and vinegar. No! I mean ranch dressing . . .
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    Aug 30, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
    I prefer Olive oil, lemon and a little salt and pepper.

    Leaves me feeling fresh with a hint of lemon and a well seasoned taste.
  • art_smass

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    Aug 30, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
    I want to toss your salad!
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    Aug 30, 2009 4:44 AM GMT
    Where is this thread going?
  • art_smass

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    Aug 30, 2009 4:47 AM GMT
    Into the gutter.
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    Aug 30, 2009 4:52 AM GMT
    art_smass saidInto the gutter.

    I think it's already there icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 30, 2009 5:38 AM GMT
    ROFL...just a big old bag and some hot water...out it comes...so fresh...
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    Aug 30, 2009 5:41 AM GMT
    OH JACK.....noicon_eek.gif
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    Aug 30, 2009 12:57 PM GMT
    Good old fashion H2O. After it's been filtered by my home purification system.
  • training_guy

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    Aug 30, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
    jgymnast733 saidHey why douche at all,
    some guys tend to think they havent done any damage unless they strike OIL...[ if you know what i mean ]..
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    What do you mean by striking OIL?icon_question.gif Thanks!
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    Aug 30, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
    mud on the helmet
  • swimbikerun

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    Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM GMT
    art_smass saidInto the gutter.
    Down the hole.
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    Aug 30, 2009 3:58 PM GMT
    Two guys walking down a DC street after a long night out see an handsome guy (DancerJack??) approaching. After he passes, 1st guy says "He's a great lay"
    2nd guy: "No shit?"
    1st guy: "Hardly any." icon_lol.gif



    Oh stop. That's what the whole topic was about!
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    Aug 30, 2009 4:06 PM GMT
    Fruit Loops..........oh wait.....sorry.....thought you said cereal.
  • jgymnast733

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    Aug 30, 2009 11:54 PM GMT
    gym_dude said
    jgymnast733 saidHey why douche at all,
    some guys tend to think they havent done any damage unless they strike OIL...[ if you know what i mean ]..
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    What do you mean by striking OIL?icon_question.gif Thanks!

    He dug until he struck oil, means he fucked until his dick hit shit...icon_redface.gif
    [ i tryed to be gentle about it,but sometimes you just gotta say what you mean ].....................LOL...
  • rnch

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    Aug 31, 2009 12:37 AM GMT
    gym_dude said
    jgymnast733 saidHey why douche at all,
    some guys tend to think they havent done any damage unless they strike OIL...[ if you know what i mean ]..
    >


    What do you mean by striking OIL?icon_question.gif Thanks!
    "peanut butter on the ol' popcicle stick!" icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 31, 2009 12:39 AM GMT
    tacos.