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Your favorite brand of enema?
dancerjack Posts: 745
Aug 29, 2009 8:42 PM GMT
I see we have a new permutation of the "guy above you" threads
jgymnast733 Posts: 1054
Aug 29, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
Duane Reade.........
While having a drink at Splash on night this dude told me that he douch's with rubbing alcohol after screwing around all night at sex partys..
OUCH and YUCK
Aug 29, 2009 9:02 PM GMT
I'm just waiting for someone to say Summer's Eve.....
Jack, tell us what brand the MOD uses?
dancerjack Posts: 745
Aug 29, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
i prefer fleet: 4.5 ounces of sodium phosphate solution seems to be the most awesomest... definitely less than rubbing alcohol...
Aug 29, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
Coca-cola.

Well, you don't expect me to DRINK that crap, do ya?
Aug 29, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
jprichva saidCoca-cola.

Well, you don't expect me to DRINK that crap, do ya?

LOL,,, from what I read.. a can of Coke with clean just about any toilet bowl...
Oooops! Sorry love, not calling your ass a toilet bowl!
dancerjack Posts: 745
Aug 29, 2009 9:19 PM GMT
i've heard coca cola would dissolve a steak and leave behind only the bone, if you leave it sitting overnight... i think rubbing alcohol might be more gentle than that...
Aug 29, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
Fresca
Aug 29, 2009 9:35 PM GMT
Timberoo saidFresca

Yummy, How refreshing....
Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
TheGuyNextDoor said
Timberoo saidFresca

Yummy, How refreshing....


Tingly and citrus fresh
Aug 29, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
jgymnast733 Posts: 1054
Aug 30, 2009 1:35 AM GMT
Hey why douche at all,
some guys tend to think they havent done any damage unless they strike OIL...[ if you know what i mean ]..
I remember once i cleaned and cleaned in preparation for this guy named carlos [who i knew was huge], but he dug deeper and deeper like a mad-man, the boy gutted me out bigtime until he struck oil....then he was satisfied...my poor sheets
The neighbor below me came up the next day with some lame excuse that her smoke alarm wouldnt stop and if i'm having the same problem..LOL
She must have wondered ''who in the hell is fuckin like that, damn" and she just had to see for herself....now everytime she see's me in the elevator,she looks me up and down as if to say ,,WHORE...LOL
Aug 30, 2009 2:02 AM GMT
dancerjack saidi've heard coca cola would dissolve a steak and leave behind only the bone, if you leave it sitting overnight... i think rubbing alcohol might be more gentle than that...

Total urban legend, bubeleh.
EricLA Posts: 2471
Aug 30, 2009 2:47 AM GMT
Who needs an enema when you've got Dancerjack? I'm sure he can pound any guy clean.
art_smass Posts: 945
Aug 30, 2009 4:33 AM GMT
Vinegar and water. No, I mean oil and vinegar. No! I mean ranch dressing . . .
Aug 30, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
I prefer Olive oil, lemon and a little salt and pepper.

Leaves me feeling fresh with a hint of lemon and a well seasoned taste.
art_smass Posts: 945
Aug 30, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
I want to toss your salad!
Aug 30, 2009 4:44 AM GMT
Where is this thread going?
art_smass Posts: 945
Aug 30, 2009 4:47 AM GMT
Into the gutter.
Aug 30, 2009 4:52 AM GMT
art_smass saidInto the gutter.

I think it's already there
Aug 30, 2009 5:38 AM GMT
ROFL...just a big old bag and some hot water...out it comes...so fresh...
Mystic_Man Posts: 2702
Aug 30, 2009 5:41 AM GMT
OH JACK.....no
Aug 30, 2009 5:41 AM GMT
kRakaJak said
lilTanker said
art_smass saidInto the gutter.

I think it's already there

right where u feel most comfortable, lil.

Oh,,, I can think of a few more places he'd be more comfortable...
Aug 30, 2009 5:44 AM GMT
Actually, I think I may switch to Fresca. If it was good enough for LBJ, it's good enough for me.
Aug 30, 2009 5:47 AM GMT
jprichva saidActually, I think I may switch to Fresca. If it was good enough for LBJ, it's good enough for me.

Would that be Lyndon B. or perhaps Lady Bird my dear....???
Fresca is such a Texas drink... no surprise they drank it. God knows my momma had it in the fridge when he was in office!
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