AMAZING things you've LEARNED!

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    Sep 02, 2009 3:49 AM GMT
    1. To remove permanent marker from a white board, go over it with a dry eraser marker, then wipe off.

    2. To make cookies soft again, toss in a piece of bread in a sealed container. In the morning the cookies will be soft and fresh, and the piece of bread will be dry.

    Ok, maybe not so amazing, but handy!
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    Sep 02, 2009 6:09 AM GMT
    - Microwaving water can be dangerous.

    - You can use a can opener to open those annoying plastic packaging.

    - Cut the blue wire, not the green one.
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:30 AM GMT
    When tightening or loosening screws or other things of such nature:

    Righty tighty

    Lefty loosy

    I do believe I learnt that on CSI hahaha
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:37 AM GMT
    Knowing when the body louse evolved from the head louse (between 72,000 and 42,000 years ago) gives us clues to when humans began to wear clothes regularly.

    (How cool is that?)
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:42 AM GMT
    k1052 saidYou're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


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    Sep 03, 2009 3:44 AM GMT
    While it is illegal to import sex toys into the United Arab Emirates, it is perfectly legal to import a make-your-own dildo kit provided the labels are taken off.
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:44 AM GMT
    syd_hockey_79 saidWhen tightening or loosening screws or other things of such nature:

    Righty tighty

    Lefty loosy

    I do believe I learnt that on CSI hahaha


    I watched CSI yesterday and learned that a piece of a tire from a truck can take your head off if you are riding in a go-kart behind it and it hits you.
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    If you hold your ear up to a vagina, you can hear the ocean.
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    Sep 03, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    k1052 saidYou're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

    your tiny and freaky.........

    Can I take you home?
  • jrs1

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    Sep 03, 2009 6:26 AM GMT

    1. To take getting to know a person one day at a time.
    2. Rushing leads to many little omissions and mistakes.
    3. Skimming through something only gives to a superficial account of things.
    4. Consistency is difficult if you tend to take risks.
    5. If it doesn't make sense, then sometimes trying to make sense of it is circular.
  • Webster666

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    Sep 03, 2009 7:01 AM GMT
    If you have a 50% chance of making the wrong guess, you'll almost always guess wrong.

    If you say that there is a wonderful parking space waiting for you, there almost always will be.

    The later you are, the slower traffic is.

    Coffee or tea tastes best in your favorite mug.

    If you get into line in a short line, the line will stop dead.

    Your chances of winning the lottery are about the same whether or not you buy a ticket.

  • Joeyphx444

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    Sep 03, 2009 7:11 AM GMT
    1) Don't look directly into the sun

    2) Don't eat Mexican food too fast

    3) Squidward from Spongebob is an octopus

    4) When in doubt with computer, phones, or TV's just hit them

    5) DO NOT wear jeans in over 100 degree heat
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    Sep 03, 2009 10:16 AM GMT
    * The plastic thing on the end of your shoe laces is called an aglet

    * If you put liquid dishwashing soap in the diswasher it stuffs it

    * The rinse cycle on the dishwasher cant rince for sh*t

    * Lotus flower seeds can survive 1000+ years

    * Asparagus makes your pee yellow, betroot makes it red & dragonfruit makes your sh*t red

    * When cows have their heads down eating, the fishing is good

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    Sep 03, 2009 10:26 AM GMT
    k1052 saidYou're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


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    One of the best scenes in the movie, for sure.