Mormons knocking at my door

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    Dec 08, 2007 11:12 AM GMT
    And they weren't even hot. Bang goes that all Mormons are hot theory.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 08, 2007 1:55 PM GMT
    Well Redhead.. I'm sure your were courteous and polite and listened to them, even if they weren'n't hot.

    I've had them come to my door as well and I'm always polite. I'm sure its hard for them to get others to listen... however I refuse to engage in religious dialogue (to the point they are trying to encourage me to change my views). If they want to make points I encourage it (I think listening is important), but thats it. If I'm not in the mood, I just don't answer the door.

    Well Redhead.. as per your other thread.. if they were cute, would you have wanted them to "drop it and let you see their willy???!! LOL.icon_surprised.gif
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    Dec 08, 2007 4:55 PM GMT
    Since I have read enough to challenge them on the Bible, I might let them in to confuse their little heads...like Jesus had a bf (Gospel of John)...the women taken in adultery was added later, so does it count.

    But doesnt matter....they dont come around here.
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    Dec 08, 2007 5:03 PM GMT
    Ohhhh you guys are no fun...

    I like to invite them in to pray for a momant.

    I'll start 'Hail Mary, Full of grace...

    I usually don't get to finish before they leave or their heads explode.
  • EricLA

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    Dec 08, 2007 5:10 PM GMT
    I live just a couple of blocks south of the Mormon Temple here in Los Angeles. It was years before any of them ever knocked on my door, at least while I was home. I figure maybe they had requirements that they had to pedal their bikes a certain distance. In any case, I don't remember if they were cute or not. They certainly didn't look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Steve Sandvoss from Latter Days. Sigh.
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    Dec 08, 2007 5:36 PM GMT
    My best friend and I were Mormons for Halloween. We both had black slacks, SS white shirt, a black tie, and really dorky helmets. It was great.

    I don't enjoy all the missionary Mormons. I really hate when people try to put their ideals onto other people.

    I don't know about the Myth of hot Mormons. There was a group of them at my high school and they all looked like they were 11 years old when they were really 18. They were all Ugly. Of course I don't like them young. Maybe that is why they are suppose to be "hot." A lot of Gay men seem to like youth. I am not attracted to youth at all. I think a lot of people are attracted to youth because the young ones don't have enough time to age and grow ugly.
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    Dec 08, 2007 6:54 PM GMT
    Believe me....some are HOT!!!

    How do I know? :-)

    I'll never tell!!!!

    (I don't think that young man will ever ride that bicycle the same way.)

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    Dec 08, 2007 7:00 PM GMT
    I'd never have the nerve to actually do this, but I have fantasized about it...

    Upon seeing the missionaries in the neighborhood, strip down to underwear, grab a beer from the fridge, then take a couple of gulps while they're walking up to the door... when they ring, open the door and greet them with a smile and big belch!

    I just wonder what kind of reaction they would have to a hairy guy wearing nothing but underwear and holding a bottle of beer. Guess I'll never know since they don't come through my neighborhood for some reason... and, like I said, I just wouldn't have the nerve.

    Anyone want to try this and let me know how it goes?
  • Salubrious

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    Dec 08, 2007 7:07 PM GMT
    Geez, you guys really rag on Mormons... how many of you have actually met and spoken to one?
  • Warren

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    Dec 08, 2007 7:08 PM GMT
    There are two Mormon kids on the island of Grenada, and yes, they are hot. Sadly, they never came to my apt, nor my friend's... which is sad, though the fact that I lived up a small dirt road and he had a rainbow flag in his window may have something to do with it...
  • ajlclimber

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    Dec 08, 2007 7:13 PM GMT
    Well. in our defence.. not all mormons can be hot.. we have to let the homely guys in everyonce in a while. ;-)


    But I will tell you right now, my priesthood president was SOOO HOOTT!!!!! :-D
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    Dec 08, 2007 7:18 PM GMT
    No matter what the false beliefs, be it Mormon, Catholic, Buddhism, Hinduism, or whatever, I don't give them the time of day.

    By definition, they're weak-minded, and there's no reaching them.

    I deny religious nuts across the board, in an equal fashion.

    Lately, the Baptists have been around several times. Last time, "I was up all night working and you just woke me up for no reason! That's beyond rude!" and I slammed the door.

    They have to be put in their place.
  • asupas

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    Dec 08, 2007 7:35 PM GMT
    I'm Mormon! Well, a recovering one.. and I think that the majority of us are pretty swell. Of course, with any religion you are going to have the judgmental, holier-than-though asshats. In general, Mormons believe in very similar things to other Christians. Love thy fellow man (no jokes please, haha..), try to be like Christ, etc.

    Being raised in that church, going through seminary, and subsequently picking up a degree in religious studies (world religion & theology), I think I have a unique perspective on the good ol LDS church. It's no more or less nutty than any other church out there. It just seems strange because there are marked differences to mainstream Christianity. If you think they look weird, start reading up on the Hindu or Zoroastrian faith.

    And - speaking from experience, most Mormon missionaries are NOT hot. icon_smile.gif They do have a certain air of innocence and purity about them that most Mormons carry around.
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    Dec 08, 2007 8:37 PM GMT
    There's a Mormon that stops by my place infrequently (but regularly) who is pretty good looking and seems pleasant enough. He always has another person along with him--but not the same one every time. We've reached a compromise: he leaves me one of his Mormon pamphlets and we talk about surfing instead of religion.
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    Dec 09, 2007 1:06 AM GMT
    I certainly wasn't polite to them! I took great pleasure in slamming my front door in their faces. Hateful people with no love in their hearts.
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    Dec 09, 2007 1:10 AM GMT
    This former Mormon can tell you that they are indeed not all hot. There were many unattractive boys in my ward. But damn, there were some smokin' hot ones that made up for all the unattractive ones.
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    Dec 09, 2007 1:11 AM GMT
    Well, I always answer the door naked because I'm always naked at home, so it hasn't been much of an issue. (Bet you all knew that was coming, didn't you?)
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 09, 2007 1:25 AM GMT
    Now Redhead... if I (or someone else here) came to your door, you wouldn't slam it in our faces. I would expect you to be polite.. even if we were "weilding" the Morman book.....
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    Dec 09, 2007 1:38 AM GMT
    Salubrious wrote: "Geez, you guys really rag on Mormons... how many of you have actually met and spoken to one?"

    Two Mission Presidents, at least three Stake Presidents, three Bishops, at least two authorities with the Relief Society, several dozen members, and a partridge in a pear tree...

    For some reason they just don't really approve of me...

  • Salubrious

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    Dec 11, 2007 8:52 AM GMT
    Maybe I've been really lucky, but I know plenty of Mormons and almost every one has been a kind, generous and compassionate person. Perhaps it's because I come from a town with a large Mormon population or because I have a large amount of Mormon ancestors, but I don't dislike them at all. I mean, some of them aren't very supportive of my orientation, but they're always kind to me.
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    Dec 11, 2007 9:30 AM GMT
    Well I'm a private catholic university school boy that has a catholic/christian for a mother and mormon for a father. Ive had missionaries around me for years growing up always wanting to talk to me about converting to their religion and what not but eh... I find it intresting and I love them just the same. I got to take a tour of the San Antonio temple and it was amazing. I have to admit that around mormons I feel at home. They are not all hot but I would rather be around then than most cathoilcs. In fact all of my best friends at my catholic university were mormons. The irony. enough said. there is one missionary here that I did makeout with when he said he was missing home and how I reminded me of someone he really missed. I think he's gay but who knows. He's cute but na.. I love my catholic man. =)
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    Dec 11, 2007 1:49 PM GMT
    I work out at the municipal rec center, and at various times, there are pairs of young Mormon men who do volunteer work around the facility. Not one of these guys has been hot. Even worse, they all have this joyless, dejected, crushed vibe.

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    Dec 11, 2007 2:04 PM GMT
    Well there is a hot Mormon calendar out now...

    http://mormonsexposed.com/

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    Dec 11, 2007 2:14 PM GMT
    One of my best friends used to be a mormon. My cousin (the first person i hated) dabbled in it, but he's an idiot and he's now a hedonistic little prick again.

    One time Mormon's came knocking at my door when i was in HS, i already looked like the devil and my friends had called me to tell me there where coming. I slapped in my red contacts, put on a black robe, grabbed a fake skull and answered the door. I politely asked them if they could come back in a few hours after i had finished worshipping the Dark God.
    I know... 'm a twisted mess! icon_twisted.gif
  • ikaramazov

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    Dec 11, 2007 2:28 PM GMT
    As a former Mormon and a former missionary, I appreciate the objectification. I can assure you, however, that I was anything but hot...Well meaning, yes. Pressed down, absolutely, but not entirely joyless and certainly not "hateful."