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How To Get A Marky Mark Body
swimbikerun Posts: 2067
Sep 04, 2009 6:59 PM GMT
POW! Found dis on dah Interwebz!

Oh Marky, I would've j/o'd ad infinitum back in the day over this!

wrestlervic Posts: 1779
Sep 04, 2009 7:00 PM GMT
Yeah, that is my ultimate favorite body-type. Woof!

No more Mark Walhberg, take that shirt off boy!
redheadguy Posts: 3092
Sep 04, 2009 9:07 PM GMT
He was a gay wet dream. Note in the video the use of superfluous women just so no-one mistakes him for a gay!
Sep 04, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
Bamn... Gonna watch me some Maxx Payne this evening. See how well he's aging.
Matia79 Posts: 186
Sep 04, 2009 9:14 PM GMT
steltom saidBamn... Gonna watch me some Maxx Payne this evening. See how well he's aging.


Apparantly quite well and looks better in person. A very good friend played his wife in that movie. Boy was she pissed she didn't have a sex scene.
Sep 04, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
Someone ought to break it to him.
He's the whitest white boy like maybe ever.
zakariahzol Posts: 2074
Sep 04, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
It that the way he look now?. I remember back in 1990 I use to work as buss boy in Bill Knapp restaurant . They use to have his pic we no shirt on infront of the manager office. He look so amazing. Not to mascular, not to skinny. He dress like black kid them, you know with thick gold chain. Of course this is before Enimem.
kinetic Posts: 1111
Sep 04, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
Haha 1st CDs I ever owned:

1. Marky-Mark and the Funky Bunch
2. Deee-Lite - World Clique

And my parents wonder why I'm gay LOL
40PPS Posts: 302
Sep 04, 2009 9:26 PM GMT
kinetic saidHaha 1st CDs I ever owned:

1. Marky-Mark and the Funky Bunch
2. Deee-Lite - World Clique

And my parents wonder why I'm gay LOL


FABULOUS!! Deelovely!!...remember Groove IS in the heart!
antelope Posts: 856
Sep 04, 2009 9:28 PM GMT
I have that workout vid, and the book that came out too!
Sep 04, 2009 9:31 PM GMT

He looks very stupid.. I hate how he called the fat guy "pig" .. and I hate how he is too much in love with himself..

art_smass Posts: 945
Sep 04, 2009 9:36 PM GMT
His superfluous third nipple is featured quite prominently at the beginning.
Sep 04, 2009 9:46 PM GMT
GHoSTic said
He looks very stupid.. I hate how he called the fat guy "pig" .. and I hate how he is too much in love with himself..



If you were jacked like that at 19, I'm sure you would have acted a little cock sure, yourself.

swimbikerun, in regards to your OP, I did ... ad nauseum
Sep 04, 2009 10:15 PM GMT
Tapper said
GHoSTic said
He looks very stupid.. I hate how he called the fat guy "pig" .. and I hate how he is too much in love with himself..



If you were jacked like that at 19, I'm sure you would have acted a little cock sure, yourself.

swimbikerun, in regards to your OP, I did ... ad nauseum


Oh... I didn't know he's 19...
I can't see anything attractive in his personality.. neither in his face or body..but that's just me..
KyleAD Posts: 443
Sep 04, 2009 10:22 PM GMT
Worst hair of the century and what kind of skinny ass legs is he trying to hide?
fastprof Posts: 1736
Sep 04, 2009 10:32 PM GMT
Marky Mark of the 1990s was the quintessential wet dream for most gay men (and many women). That body type is still that which is desired and emulated by many.

That said....if you guys haven't noticed, probably 100s of guys on this very RJ site have that body or better. Take a look at iguanasf and riepenac, to name two who are my RJ buddies. Don't need to look at Mark Wahlberg's pictures when you have guys who are "real" right here.

John
Alpha13 Posts: 1151
Sep 04, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
That video was an inspiration for me to get a six pack. Now i look at it and it doesn't look that special.
Colbert_Natio... Posts: 554
Sep 04, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
You guys GOT to check him out in the Movie "The Big Hit". He's cute and hilarious! Him AND Lou Diamond Phillips. I have a whole new respect for the both of them

EverBetter Posts: 41
Sep 04, 2009 10:59 PM GMT
In San Francisco people would steal his classic calvin kline ads from the bus stops! I had mine for years lol. And oh yes...Ad Nauseum!
Sep 05, 2009 12:08 AM GMT
When Mark Walberg was at the Nebraska State Fair a few years back (think it was 1988, or 1989) he and I worked out at Gold's Gym at 48'th Street and Leighton in Lincoln. He made the remark to me, "I wanna' be in the movies", and, so he is. Every time I see him in a flick, I think of that day.
Sep 05, 2009 12:15 AM GMT
chuckystud saidWhen Mark Walberg was at the Nebraska State Fair a few years back (think it was 1988, or 1989) he and I worked out at Gold Gym at 48'th Street and Leighton in Lincoln. He made the remark to me, "I wanna' be in the movies", and, so he is. Every time I see him in a flick, I think of that day.


Imagine it, then achieve it. Knock him all you want, you Marky-Mark haters but he went for it and succeeded. Okay, and I think he's stupidly hunky still so yeah I have a crush.
Sep 05, 2009 12:20 AM GMT

Did he have an amazing figure? Yes.

Did I think he deserved to be the face of Calvin Klein (even ephemerally)? Yes.

Do I want that body? No. I would never be able to adjust to the kind of

attention that I would encounter if I looked like that. That man has some confidence, while I like to keep to myself.
Sep 05, 2009 12:23 AM GMT
Mark struck me as a really nice, even-headed, guy. I'm not the sort that gets star-struck (I spent 11 years in commercial broadcasting.). I asked Mark if it got old, being so famous. He told me it did. He told me he liked me because I treated him like a regular guy. True story. He had an entourage with him that day, very notably, a BIG, BLACK, and not very friendly looking security guard, which he waved off. LOL. I was impressed by his declaration that he wanted to be in the movies, and it was year or two later that...sure enough..there he was. He was with New Kids, for the state fair, the day of our chance meeting.
Sep 05, 2009 12:29 AM GMT
chuckystud saidMark struck me as a really nice, even-headed, guy. I'm not the sort that gets star-struck (I spent 11 years in commercial broadcasting.). I asked Mark if it got old, being so famous. He told me it did. He told me he liked me because I treated him like a regular guy. True story. He had an entourage with him that day, very notably, a BIG, BLACK, and not very friendly looking security guard, which he waved off. LOL. I was impressed by his declaration that he wanted to be in the movies, and it was year or two later that...sure enough..there he was. He was with New Kids, for the state fair, the day of our chance meeting.


I don't doubt that he was happy to have somebody to just hang and work out with instead of having you fawning all over him.

I wouldn't wish celebrity fame on my worst enemy.
Sep 05, 2009 12:30 AM GMT



I remember these 90's ads as if it were only few days ago...
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