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OLD SCHOOL, Rem vs pornstar Colton Ford?
Hillie Posts: 1911
Sep 06, 2009 6:43 PM GMT

If you heard this song as the Orginal to date by Colton Ford would it still be the great song it was by REM?


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Sep 06, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
Every time Colton Ford sings... a kitten dies.



Please help us save the kittunz.

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Saving Kittunz and Your Glassware, one Porn Star at a time.
Greg0201 Posts: 90
Sep 06, 2009 7:00 PM GMT
A couple things. "Losing My Religion"-era R.E.M. is not old school R.E.M, and was, in fact, the beacon that foreshadowed the overall decline of the band. Now, I do kind of like Out of Time, but every album before it was much much better.

Reckoning is probably the best R.E.M. album and came out about 7 years before Out of Time:



All that aside, I can't say that I support Colton's choice to make "music." It seems to be more like trashy theatrics and a decent--yet highly studio edited--voice set to a run-of-the-mill dance beat.

He is a very attractive man, I will give him that.
Sep 06, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
LMAO. In some weird way that video is both awful and awesome.
Hillie Posts: 1911
Sep 06, 2009 7:22 PM GMT

Well it gets better Colton vs Stevie wonder!


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Sep 06, 2009 11:09 PM GMT
Colton Ford should just go back to doing porn.

As for REM.. Everything before the Green album was great.
Sep 07, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
uggg I think I threw up a little.
Sep 07, 2009 3:07 AM GMT
Listening to Colton Ford's music makes me envy the deaf.
Sep 07, 2009 3:27 AM GMT

haha: I love R.E.M., but I thought you were referring to:

REMI ...
DCEric Posts: 2051
Sep 07, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
Why is there blood coming out of my ears?
Sep 07, 2009 3:38 AM GMT
worst move he ever made.


Not only should he have stayed in porn or whatever else he was doing that wasn't connected to the arts- but now just having that voice go with that face just about kills any porn he'll do from hereon in

:::shakes head:::
pedroc954 Posts: 360
Sep 07, 2009 3:41 AM GMT
I guess I'm alone in saying it, but I liked it as a club song and think that Ford did a pretty good job considering it was a huge hit for REM. Takes balls and he made it his own. I can see it as cheesy, but I think it works...
cowboyathlete Posts: 1018
Sep 07, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
xrichx saidColton Ford should just go back to doing porn.

As for REM.. Everything before the Green album was great.
You stole the words out of my mouth for that first line. Ford's video and techno dance beat ruined the song.
jlly_rnchr Posts: 798
Sep 07, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
In an alternate universe, it could be a passable bad club song. But just knowing that it's Colton Ford's voice (which is surprisingly whiny), I can't take it seriously at all.

Why the leather and fishnets? Why the stripping? Didn't he want to be a legitimate musician and leave the porn star behind?
cowboyathlete Posts: 1018
Sep 07, 2009 4:03 AM GMT
I hope Ford is reading this so he can see that at least some of us think he is a jackass.
auryn Posts: 1993
Sep 07, 2009 4:10 AM GMT
Who could forget the masterful job that he did in The Lair

Sep 07, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
Yeah... poor guy... His voice isnt bad, and could be on legit albums, but his videos and music need some work, I guess....

The sad truth is that I'd much rather see Colton Ford naked / doing porn than singing songs, though this is what he supposedly really loves (music etc).

He's still damn hot though, I will say that.

Sparkycat Posts: 685
Sep 07, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
Good thing he can fuck for a living. His video sucks.
EastCoastNAZ Posts: 126
Sep 07, 2009 5:32 AM GMT
I didn't think it was that bad for what he intended it to be: a video to be played in gay clubs or in Ibiza.
Sep 07, 2009 5:36 AM GMT
Who is Colton Ford and why is he butchering REM? What a cheeser.
Sep 07, 2009 5:46 AM GMT
Gawd that's AWFUL! my ears are bleeding!!!
Sep 07, 2009 6:18 AM GMT
I think the other funny thing about this is, people will try to make ANY song into a cheezy club song. REM and Stevie Wonder.. Come on, that's just wrong.
johnny9027 Posts: 33
Sep 07, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
i was wondering about his presence in Lair why he didn't show much of his body...and in his MV, i don't understand why there's a girl or something...is he confident enough to prove that he can attract both genders?...and his voice is so so...
Sep 07, 2009 6:30 AM GMT
Timberoo saidListening to Colton Ford's music makes me envy the deaf.



BWAAHAAAHAA !!

I heard that !

....wait !
.....or did I ?

Sep 07, 2009 6:31 AM GMT
wow, he's 47.
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