Bill Maher's New Rules!

  • dannyboy1101

    Posts: 977

    Sep 07, 2009 6:31 PM GMT
    I love Bill Maher's comedy especially his "New Rules" segment at the end of his HBO show. In the same spirit, this forum is designed for you to post your new rules regarding RealJock. Have at it!

    New Rule: Any individual who creates a "Welcome back, so and so" or "So and so left" forum must be banned from the forum area of the website for three months. This will give them enough time to hire a detective to find out where their beloved poster is and allow them to stalk them in the real world without wasting the time or webspace designed for people submitting questions about shaving pubic hair.

  • dannyboy1101

    Posts: 977

    Sep 07, 2009 6:38 PM GMT
    New Rule: There are hotlists that allow individuals to boost the self esteem of average joes and convert them into egotistical assholes. There needs to be a "notlist" option that will counterbalance the hotlist feature and allow people to take the online Napoleon down a few pegs to the "Alexander the Not So Great" category.
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    Sep 07, 2009 6:46 PM GMT
    Every person on Real Jock must learn to spread love and joy to everyone they encounter.
  • dannyboy1101

    Posts: 977

    Sep 07, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
    New Rule: Faceless profiles will no longer be acceptable. Any individuals who create a profile and have no face/head pics showing will automatically agree to allowing webmasters to photoshop the head of a popular cartoon character or popular failed 80's actor onto the picture. Do you have the chest that would be judged as pure sexual gold? Let's see if men are interested when we insert the head of Judge Rheinhold. A perfect ass that everyone would like to f*&^? Not so much when you have the face of Donald Duck...
  • dannyboy1101

    Posts: 977

    Sep 07, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    New Rule: "Man of the Day" is sexist. No more guys will receive this title until there have been an equal number of women voted in as "Woman of the Day" on RealJock. (methinks this feature would disappear for at least a decade)