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    Sep 11, 2009 10:03 AM GMT
    OK, wanted to get your attention with a silly title, but not off-topic, either. An anecdote about my co-hosting a formal Easter Sunday dinner for 10 gay friends one time, all of us entirely nude. Has anyone ever done something similar they can share here?

    A few years ago I belonged to a gay naturist (nudist) club. Normally our regular monthly gatherings had about 30 of us, but as Easter approached, one club member wanted to host a small "orphan’s dinner" at his home for those of us who were single and without any Sunday plans. His dining room table could handle 12, so that was our limit, plus there'd be an open coffee & desert time afterwards, beginning at 6 PM, at which all club members could drop in to visit.

    He invited me to come into town and stay the weekend with him and help out, starting Friday, as he often put me up at his place for the club's regular monthly meetings. (Sleeping in his bed with him as always icon_wink.gif ). Once there, I learned I'd been billed as the dinner’s co-host, which flattered me very much; a super nice guy.

    So we readied the house on Saturday, and started the food preps for a traditional Easter ham. He had exquisite formal table service, including the most beautiful stemmed crystal glasses, ornate silverware and fine patterned China, which I set out to military precision. And although club members always brought our own towels to events, on which to park our bare behinds per standard naturist protocol, I put identically folded matching white towels on each of his beautiful Queen Anne dining room chairs.

    The invite was for 2 PM Sunday, and just before our 10 guests arrived we stripped down. On an impulse, I asked him if he had any bow ties I could borrow, which he did. I tied one around my bare neck, it being the only stitch I wore, sort of Chippendale's style, but I felt such an elegant affair required a touch of black-tie formality.

    Our guests started arriving, all of whom I knew, ushered into the bedrooms where they left their clothes. It turned out to be a lovely function, a great success. We had a nice additional turnout for coffee at 6, too, those later guests, mostly couples, also making themselves naked as they arrived. I stayed through Monday, it taking that long to clean up afterwards.

    Anyone here on RJ do any nude recreation and socializing?
  • CincyBOJ

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    Sep 11, 2009 3:13 PM GMT
    interesting...so, what temperature do you keep the house for such an event that would be accommodating to everyoneicon_question.gif
  • Celticmusl

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    Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM GMT
    I am Prudence Prudely, the Prudiest Prude in Prudeville. I never want to see my friends naked, ever! I am not their gynecologist so it is not my business to see their who-ha and ding-dang! On a resort somewhere with complete strangers, I could handle.

    I hang out with a group of friends. One of the friends and I started to get a little interested in each other and would kiss and hold hands. Another good friend would witness this and almost puke. He said "it's like seeing your parents kiss". I said "if we were your parents we would be very disappointed in you!".
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    Sep 11, 2009 4:07 PM GMT
    CincyBOJ saidinteresting...so, what temperature do you keep the house for such an event that would be accommodating to everyoneicon_question.gif

    I never hosted one at my own house, but I want to think it was usually around mid-70s. These were Minnesota guys, and accustomed to the cold. I would imagine a good host would accommodate his guests as they requested, and adjust the thermostat as requested.

    In the winter all events were indoors, needless to say, but sometimes in public places, like bars, gyms and even bowling alleys (but closed to the public during our event). In the summer we had backyard BBQs, pool parties, camping in the woods, swimming at lakes, and nude canoe trips on lesser-used tributaries, events we called "canuding."
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    Sep 11, 2009 4:25 PM GMT
    Bet the easter-egg hunt was fun. Bet painting the eggs was even more fun.
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    Sep 11, 2009 4:31 PM GMT
    Celticmusl saidI never want to see my friends naked, ever! I am not their gynecologist...

    I don't believe a gynecologist ever saw any of these guys, either. A urologist or proctologist, perhaps.

    I didn't know this particular group of guys outside the naturist club, except the one in this story. I met him through the club, then we became friends, fuck-buddies and bedmates when I was in town. Once you've done that with someone, being nude together at one of these things is nothing awkward.

    At the same time, I've seen some of my close gay friends nude, most recently during a boat outing when we went swimming. And also at pool parties. And what should if I do if I encountered one in my gym locker room? Throw a towel over my head?
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    Sep 11, 2009 4:38 PM GMT
    UrsaMajor saidBet the easter-egg hunt was fun. Bet painting the eggs was even more fun.

    Funny you should say that! We didn't specifically do that, but this guy is actually well known for his extensive collection of seasonal decorations.

    Most of the year he has Christmas trees up throughout his house, 5 trees as I recall, heavily decorated. He has many glass display cases and open book shelves with other Christmas decorations, plus wall art, too. Something approaching 5000 items I believe.

    But for Easter he changes over for a few weeks, and our dinner was no exception. The Christmas trees stayed up, but now adorned with colored eggs and such. Groups of Easter bunny characters of all sizes, and piles of more eggs and baskets were in every corner, nook & cranny. Really quite an eyeful to take in.
  • mynyun

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    Sep 11, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
    Hmm this intrigues me. Now I will admit if I were invited to something like this I would be embarrassed. Just a natural reaction for me because never having done anything like this and the whole mix. But I think it would be fun. Just have to kind of throw myself into the mix and not think about it.
    But another thing is I would be curious about the other (men) guests. what they look like nude and so on and on. NOT thinking about them would have to be key because I may get turned on and may need to put another tie on THAT.
    But I think too many people are taught stuff about nudity and confining it to certain spaces and what not (kids as we grow up). So not to many things like this are heard about. And of course it's not posted on the bulletin board at the local Walgreens. LoL. But you can follow what I'm saying (I hope).
    But intriguing none-the-less.