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    Dec 10, 2007 3:44 PM GMT
    So, I know that all the guys on here are more than likely as gung ho about fitness as advertised. You've made the first cut, then what happens.

    On to round 2. There are plenty of very gorgeous men out there and if your on my hotlist at the moment then there is high probability you are handsome, built/buff/toned/sculpted... prepare to be eliminated, no offense if you are, we are not into the beauty pageant yet still getting the kinks out of "the look".

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    Dec 10, 2007 5:55 PM GMT
    This is a perfect illustration of my analogy of the gay world as a fucking dogshow. Are you the newest judge on the panel? You can have the top prize for the toy breed category then.
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    Dec 10, 2007 7:55 PM GMT
    What the hell???
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    Dec 10, 2007 8:02 PM GMT
    Okay, I was holding my tongue...but yeah, that was pretty much my sentiment.
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    Dec 10, 2007 9:10 PM GMT
    Right... this thread makes no kinda sense.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Dec 10, 2007 9:59 PM GMT
    I just had a look to see if I was there, but noicon_cry.gif

    But what the hell is this abouticon_question.gif

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    Dec 10, 2007 10:20 PM GMT
    I feel eerily like I'm part of some ominous scientific observation or experiment... icon_eek.gif

  • MikePhilPerez

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    Dec 11, 2007 12:16 AM GMT
    Well, I guess if I'm not on the list, I cant be eliminated, but when he gets the kinks out of "the look" I might be added. I think he just hasn't discovered me yeticon_wink.gif
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    Dec 11, 2007 12:37 AM GMT
    well, he ain't on my hotlist, so he can return to the house, pack his bags and go home.

    goodbye.
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    Dec 11, 2007 7:29 AM GMT
    Well, first of all to be clever its about the guy who has everything I could ever dream of being committed to and have him committed to me.

    The look is quite close to complete, I mean twins is pretty much what its down to now so I can give the go ahead for the personality portion. If you don't know how to do it I've come up with a few suggestions in my blog on myspace.com/gallerycorner.



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    Dec 12, 2007 12:08 AM GMT
    I guess it's like what Nietzsche said about "distinguish[ing] by accepting, especially if one hath naught to bestow". Let's see if that special dog of your dreams accepts your prize of puppy like histrionic attention and devotion that falls short of what you probably expect him to bestow on you. A la verga! Spencas jodido, but you need more disappointment in your life! Builds character. What do you think you are? Some pedigree bitch that is going to have a litter of finely bred ass puppies? I guess I'm eliminated from the great gay dogshow of your heart! icon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 12, 2007 3:42 PM GMT
    Hey lovesick, please if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.

    I like your wit though, and I don't know about the quote you mentioned. Care to fill me in?

    Anyway, the contest is experiencing a little bit of contradiction. I'm forced to put a deadline on it.
  • DiverScience

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    Dec 12, 2007 4:07 PM GMT
    You might want to work on your expression skills, since you're not making much sense.


    Also might want to consider whether those guys might actually be interested in *you.* I know I know, pesky little details.
  • EricLA

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    Dec 12, 2007 5:24 PM GMT
    Sorry, can't get worked up about this one. Forgive me if I'm not diplomatic as usual, but this is from a "giggolo" who can barely string two thoughts together in a coherent paragraph. I do hope he at least furthers his education so he has something to fall back on when those looks and that "winning personality" fade. And they will.
  • Squarejaw

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    Dec 12, 2007 6:13 PM GMT
    Apparently I made the first cut, because I got an email announcing I was eligible to submit a boyfriend application. I honestly thought it was a joke.

    I mean, suppose some random guy approaches you out of the blue at a bar. Intead of saying hi, he announces, "You may now attempt to persuade me to date you." My first reaction would be that he's ballsy and incredibly funny. But once I realized he was serious, I'd just think he was an ass.

    It's the same online.
  • DiverScience

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    Dec 12, 2007 6:34 PM GMT
    Check, do not approach squarejaw as if I am a job...

    ::laughs:: Nothing like setting yourself up as comparable to something that most people hate and are bored by, work.
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    Dec 12, 2007 7:30 PM GMT
    You may proceed to woo me and my irresistable charms. Resistance is futile. It's the Pepe LePew approach. icon_surprised.gif
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    Dec 12, 2007 7:41 PM GMT
    Square, Diver, and Zdrew.... Please... feel free to apply with me at any given time. icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 12, 2007 8:03 PM GMT
    No can do, Rocco, but I'm still waiting for your application. It was surely lost in the mail, so out of my great magnanimity I shall grant you second chance and send you another one.


    If it's not too much trouble when applying, can you remember to fill out the RSVP form?? I need to keep my prospects in order. icon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
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    Dec 12, 2007 8:04 PM GMT
    And what's the e mail address i should send the second application to zDrew???
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    Dec 12, 2007 8:13 PM GMT
    Why, right here, of course! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 12, 2007 8:30 PM GMT
    UGH... zDrew... i CANT send messages through this site for some reason icon_sad.gif I can get them... and read them... but i cant send them. I always get a weird error icon_sad.gif

    ::sigh::
  • Squarejaw

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    Dec 12, 2007 8:37 PM GMT
    Boys, I think the two of you should skip the application and head straight to the interview. I'd be happy to be there to videotape it for HR purposes.
  • DiverScience

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    Dec 12, 2007 9:13 PM GMT
    Clearly they need an unbiased outside observer, Squarejaw. You'd only be doing your civic DUTY.
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    Dec 12, 2007 9:14 PM GMT
    ALL observers are welcome!