G-d must love homo-marrying Massachusetts!

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    Dec 10, 2007 5:00 PM GMT
    A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.

    Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10,000 a minute.'

    Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

    The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

    Finally, he arrived in Massachusetts. Upon entering a church in Boston, MA .. .........Behold - he saw the usual golden telephone.

    But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: .35 cents."

    Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only .35 cents a call. Why? Why?"

    The pastor, smiling benignly, replied :

    "Son, you're in Boston, Massachusetts now, home of the Boston Red Sox, the Patriots, Celtics, Bruins and Boston College ! You're in God's Country, It's a local call.

    (American by Birth - A BOSTON SPORT FAN by the grace of GOD!)
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    Dec 10, 2007 8:51 PM GMT
    Brilliant!

    I didn't really think god got into sports, but lately I'm questioning that assertion. Haha.

    Masacre in Foxborough next week guys.
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    Jan 12, 2008 7:34 AM GMT
    thanks I needed that laugh icon_smile.gif go Boston College!
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    Jan 12, 2008 8:02 AM GMT
    hahahahah, i love it :-D
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    Jan 12, 2008 8:17 AM GMT
    As long as we are sort of on the subject.....

    In WWII a Nazi Storm Trooper was chasing a resistance fighter through the streets of a Polish town.

    The chase is furious until the resistance fighter turns into a blind alley.

    Trapped the young man turns to face his pursuer who points his rifle right between the Pole's eyes ready to fire.

    Just at that moment a voice booms out from the heavens "WAIT, DON'T SHOOT, HE IS DESTINED TO BE POPE".

    The Nazi hesitates and then asks "Well, what about me?".

    The voice from heaven replies "BE PATIENT, YOUR NEXT".

    Cheers,
    Terry
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    Jan 12, 2008 9:11 AM GMT
    That's awful! I love it.
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    Jan 12, 2008 11:15 AM GMT
    Beautiful, I love it.
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    Jan 13, 2008 8:43 PM GMT
    Loved 'em both Gigaram & Ursamajor....apparently God is answering some New Englander's prayers lately based on the Pat's perfect season. Would love to see Pat's go all the way and make history.
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    Jan 13, 2008 9:36 PM GMT
    Don't forget the New England Revolution! They just missed out on the MLS Cup win this fall. In fact, they're doing better than the Bruins.