Pen!s and dic'ks

  • asupas

    Posts: 234

    Dec 10, 2007 6:45 PM GMT
    As Christmas gets closer and closer I find that my work Email is receiving more penis enlargement spam of the more hilarious variety. I thought I'd share three of my favorites instead of being productive at the office. icon_smile.gif

    My first favorite: Santa cares about me.

    Subject: Give your body and unusual upgrade in new year!!#

    Body: New Year is coming, and I'm sure Santa won't be able to make your dick bigger! Instead, use the following method:


    Second: Those bitches lie to us.

    Subject: It's time you became proud of your willy!

    Body: With people girls may declare, that man's skill as a lover is of much greater importance, than the size of his love stick.
    But we all know, that privately, they acknowledge the contrary!
    In reality that huge pen!s is more potent and arousing!

    MegaDik will help you to attain perfection in the skill of love and s'e_x!


    Third: I can save money on socks now! And I'll be hitting the walls of the vag more effectively (um.. I guess thats good, right?)

    Subject: You won't need to furtively put socks into your trucks anymore!

    Body: Ladies confess, that too skinny and short dic'ks in no way are able to please them!
    They just don't hit the walls of the vag effectively!
    By good luck, due to MegaDik any pen!s can now grow to a super size!


    Whoever these megadik people are, they have great writers.
  • BlackJock79

    Posts: 437

    Dec 11, 2007 4:08 AM GMT
    LOL, I have received some pretty funny ones on my work e-mail, I wish I could remember them. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 11, 2007 6:37 AM GMT
    next time you feel small... just look at this:

    now THAT'S a pencil peepee
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    Dec 11, 2007 2:26 PM GMT
    i get all those too, and the viagra etc. but what really gets me is all the naked women ads. i mean don't they know?
  • Tyinstl

    Posts: 353

    Dec 12, 2007 1:39 PM GMT
    You ever get the ones with the creepy poetry at the end?

    I feel uneasy after I read those.

    Edit: How does having a bigger penis save money on socks again?

    Also lol at having "furtive" sex. Am I a spy?
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    Dec 12, 2007 6:41 PM GMT
    So, what are they selling by rhymes like that? icon_biggrin.gif

    Unfortunately, icon_cry.gif I rarely open unknown senders and spam-filter folder