Share your humour/jokes relating to guys!!

  • trevchaser

    Posts: 237

    Sep 16, 2009 7:55 PM GMT
    A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom?", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
    "Not yet," she replied.
  • jrs1

    Posts: 4388

    Sep 17, 2009 4:07 AM GMT
    Men are likened to ...

    ... Government Bonds.
    They take way too long to mature.

    http://www.jokesaboutmen.net/men_joke_six.html
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    Sep 17, 2009 4:17 AM GMT
    Men are like roses......Gotta watch out for the pricks.

    Why did God first create man? You always need a rough draft before the final copy.

    Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
    -Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
    caring, and good-looking?
    -Because those men already have boyfriends. (Im still waiting...lol)

    What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    -You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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    Sep 17, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
    Well.. I have this one joke Ima get hated on for it.


    What does Michael Jackson have In common with Wal-mart? He has little boys pants half off.

    Oh hers another

    How come santa clause has no children. He only cums once a year Lol
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    Sep 17, 2009 8:51 AM GMT
    Since there tend to be more and more narcissists among us, I thought this might be an appropriate cartoon for here lol:

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  • alwaysjose

    Posts: 6

    Sep 17, 2009 11:00 AM GMT
    this one is an old one... but here goes...

    why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

    Because, she kept sitting on Poncho’s nose and saying, "lie to me baby, lie to me!!!".icon_twisted.gif