Top Ten Reasons for Dinner with Sarah Palin

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    Sep 19, 2009 1:40 PM GMT
    This story link below describes how the eBay auction for dinner with Sarah Palin closed at $63,500, with the proceeds going to a veterans charity. If you missed out, maybe she'll have another one. In the style of David Letterman, here are the Top Ten Reasons for paying tens of thousands of dollars for dinner with Sarah Palin:

    Number 10: It beats a frozen TV dinner alone, watching David Letterman.

    Number 9: The celebratory parade in a dog sled through downtown Wasilla.

    Number 8: Knowing that all the meat dishes are fresh-kill from her backyard.

    Number 7: Trying to guess if it's really her, or Tina Fey.

    Number 6: Maybe John McCain will drop by later for coffee.

    Number 5: Husband Todd puts up matching funds for you to go to a restaurant, to keep her out of the kitchen.

    Number 4: Watching her spit out her Moose Flambé when you mention you're gay.

    Number 3: Maybe you'll see Russia from the window and become a foreign policy expert, too.

    Number 2: It keeps her from shooting at wildlife from a helicopter.

    And the Number 1 Reason for having dinner with Sarah Palin: the next one might really benefit veterans, too.


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32923525/ns/politics-more_politics/
  • EricLA

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    Sep 19, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
    Apparently, one of the current high bidders is a hard hitting Palin critic. Forget dinner, pass the popcorn:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/18/sarah-palin-dinner-iportf_n_291830.html
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    Sep 19, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
    I'd like to attend and just listen to her discourse to see if she is really as dumb and clueless in person, about the world around her as she comes off in her speaches and interviews. No one has had to add anything to what's she's spewed out of her mouth for her to appear pretty well out of touch and above her abilities in her position as Governor and as a VP running mate. There is a possibility that she in person without the camera's on her may be much more articulate. I have my doubts but I'd like to really find out the truth in person when she is out of the nerve rending limelight, I'd give her that much.
  • imperator

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    Sep 19, 2009 8:07 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidThis story link below describes how the eBay auction for dinner with Sarah Palin closed at $63,500, with the proceeds going to a veterans charity. If you missed out, maybe she'll have another one. In the style of David Letterman, here are the Top Ten Reasons for paying tens of thousands of dollars for dinner with Sarah Palin:


    10: To bug her phone and collect evidence for future prosecution.

    9: To sneak a chemical castrating agent into Todd's drink.

    8: To try on her shoes.

    7: To excuse yourself to use the bathroom, then sneak to her bedroom and poop under her pillow.

    6: To get Levi's phone number and offer him a paid 'photo shoot'... yeah, that's it, a photo shoot.

    5: To smuggle her grandkid out for child protective services.

    4: To see if she even owns any books.

    3: To get your picture with her so that you can show it to your friends and tell them you met someone important... Tammy Fay.

    2: To rip her a new one in a discussion over foreign policy, constitutional law, separation of church and state, or whatever other area of political/social discourse where your B.A. and 2 years of working at McDonalds has still left you infinitely more informed than she is.

    1: To take her out. Seriously, to go all Anthony-Hopkins-at-the-end-of-Titus on her ass and choke her to death with a long fork.
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    Sep 19, 2009 8:18 PM GMT
    EricLA saidApparently, one of the current high bidders is a hard hitting Palin critic. Forget dinner, pass the popcorn:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/18/sarah-palin-dinner-iportf_n_291830.html

    Yeah, but that's not how it turned out. Check my own link with the OP, about the final winner.
  • roadbikeRob

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    Sep 19, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
    The idea of having dinner with Sarah Palin makes me want to vomit. I can't stand that extremist, right wing bitch.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Sep 19, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
    Dinner with the Palin woman...the issue would be, I doubt if I could
    swallow my food.

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    Sep 19, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
    Would love to have her for dinner. Then I would suggest we go hunting.
    Would love to see her run in fear. And then slowly hunt her down like arsehole humans do to animals. Once in my sights, just shoot her in the shoulder and let her suffer a little. Then once she is exhausted, would love to shoot her in an artery so that she may bleed out alone and terrified. Let her know what it feels like to be hunted and killed as she has done to countless innocent animals.
    Wow....would love to do this to some other repuGlicans. Oh bloody hell.....to most repuGlicans! (Insert maniacal laugh here. icon_lol.gif )
    Alas, that was an all too short, but bloody beautiful little daydream. Unfortunately.

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    Sep 19, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidDinner with the Palin woman...the issue would be, I doubt if I could
    swallow my food.

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    Actually, I was intrigued by the idea, and not at all repulsed, though I understand your feelings. Here's how I viewed it:

    I'm a gay man. I believe I make a good presentation to straight people, and especially to our critics. I wasn't an Army Colonel by mistake, and I can still go into that mode.

    I'd be happy to be gracious and polite to her, be on my best behavior, yet not compromise my principles. I'd gladly engage in lively dinner conversation about all kinds of non-political things, be as pleasant as I know how. Gawd knows, I have to do it often enough in other social situations, where I find myself paired at table with some rabid Republicans.

    But then, when all was done, I would of course let her know that her dinner companion had been a gay man. Something I'd assure her I'd not make pubic or exploit, because that would be an unforgivable breach of her trust. But something for her to consider and think upon, for future reference.

    And so I'd consider my investment well spent, because I would have learned something about this woman, who's so much in the news, and left her with a message. And the money would have gone, in this particular instance, to help disabled veterans, which I am myself. Wether or not she may have using that to bolster her own image is immaterial to me, as all politicians do similar things.

    But I don't have that kind of money to spend on such a whim, or at least to the 6-figure amount to which I thought it might go. The point here, however, is that the idea of dinner with Palin did not itself horrify me.
  • mustangd

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    Sep 19, 2009 11:54 PM GMT
    having dinner with sarah palin would be interesting, to try and separate the republican who wants to hold a high office person, from how she was raised, i think both would be educational in their own right. that is, if while i was talking to her, i could keep the idea out of my mind that i was talking to a halloween oversized cartoon mask version of her self, whose voice sounded like a monty python character man in drag voice...

    if there are any monty python fans out there who read this, and are more gifted than me when it comes to linking things here at RJ, please feel free to link a youtube where perhaps we can see john cleese with a black wig, lipstick on sideways answering to the name of mrs. torpedo or something saying, " no..no..no.." or eloquently spewing some other gibberish...

    i'd be grateful ;)
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    Sep 19, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
    So I can have her husband for dessert
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    Sep 20, 2009 12:28 AM GMT
    Obamaisajoke/Football1988, there's someone I'd like you to get reacquainted with, for our sake and yours...

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    Sep 20, 2009 2:36 AM GMT
    Musclequest saidWould love to have her for dinner. Then I would suggest we go hunting.
    Would love to see her run in fear. And then slowly hunt her down like arsehole humans do to animals. Once in my sights, just shoot her in the shoulder and let her suffer a little. Then once she is exhausted, would love to shoot her in an artery so that she may bleed out alone and terrified. Let her know what it feels like to be hunted and killed as she has done to countless innocent animals.
    Wow....would love to do this to some other repuGlicans. Oh bloody hell.....to most repuGlicans! (Insert maniacal laugh here. icon_lol.gif )
    Alas, that was an all too short, but bloody beautiful little daydream. Unfortunately.

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    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I've always liked your posts, so I have to take this one as said for its Irony value. LOL !!!! but if your serious I'd rather just see her sweat as you pull the trigger with just blanks in the gun for the purpose of scaring some sense into her, wouldn't that be good enough ?
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    Sep 20, 2009 3:47 AM GMT
    mustangd saidif there are any monty python fans out there who read this, and are more gifted than me when it comes to linking things here at RJ, please feel free to link a youtube where perhaps we can see john cleese with a black wig, lipstick on sideways answering to the name of mrs. torpedo or something saying, " no..no..no.." or eloquently spewing some other gibberish...

    i'd be grateful ;)

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    Musclequest saidWould love to have her for dinner. Then I would suggest we go hunting.
    Would love to see her run in fear. And then slowly hunt her down like arsehole humans do to animals. Once in my sights, just shoot her in the shoulder and let her suffer a little. Then once she is exhausted, would love to shoot her in an artery so that she may bleed out alone and terrified. Let her know what it feels like to be hunted and killed as she has done to countless innocent animals.
    Wow....would love to do this to some other repuGlicans. Oh bloody hell.....to most repuGlicans! (Insert maniacal laugh here. icon_lol.gif )
    Alas, that was an all too short, but bloody beautiful little daydream. Unfortunately.

    Cheers,
    Keith
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    Figures you would threaten to kill her.. But I can understand you don't eat any kind of meat at all. Because to kill any animal for food is not for you. But to kill another human being is fine. Wait Bush also hunted so you might want to kill him. Obama eats red meat so kill him. Kill most of the population just cause they eat meat. Or is it just the people who do the killing, those poor workers at different company providing us with meat and the hunters who like me enjoy deer, elk, ect.....
    And don't forget the republicans because why have a democratic country. Just have Obama. Why don't you move out of the United States since you don't like freedom.


    Wow, you got quite a bit out my post. No, not threaten to kill her. My daydream was about killing her. All these other people you mentioned? What was that all about? No I'll just stick to the hunters.
    You hunt "Mr I Have A Number Of Profiles On This Site?" icon_wink.gif
    Cheers,
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    Sep 20, 2009 5:20 AM GMT
    I bid 1000:00.
  • mustangd

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    Sep 20, 2009 5:07 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    mustangd saidif there are any monty python fans out there who read this, and are more gifted than me when it comes to linking things here at RJ, please feel free to link a youtube where perhaps we can see john cleese with a black wig, lipstick on sideways answering to the name of mrs. torpedo or something saying, " no..no..no.." or eloquently spewing some other gibberish...

    i'd be grateful ;)

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    icon_lol.gif thanks vespa, thats what i had in mind, especially the 3rd one.

    am looking forward to the IFC channel 40th anniversary of monty python program(s) in october.



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    Sep 20, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
    Personally, I would love to have dinner with Sarah Palin. I'd really be interested in talking to her about some things.

    I wouldn't be interested in having dinner, say, with Dubya or Cheney. I'd just want to yell at them, and I don't think we'd end up having much fun.

    But Palin, no matter how much I dislike her, seems like someone with whom you might be able to have some kind of conversation. At least she does to me.

    Maybe because she's a woman.
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    Sep 20, 2009 5:34 PM GMT
    Not entirely monty python, but still funny.





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    Sep 20, 2009 5:52 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    theatrengym saidMaybe because she's a woman.

    Are you sure? She's never released her birth certificate, you know. What is he or she hiding?


    LOL!

    Well, if she's hiding something like that, I'm not sure I want to see it.

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    Sep 20, 2009 11:48 PM GMT
    flex89 saidNot entirely monty python, but still funny.







    ah, the spam skit, thanks for sharing flex.

    am still thinking sarah palin would look hilarious with her lipstick on sideways like in a python sketch, photographed shooting wildlife from a helicopter, or sitting across from me telling me how about her stance on abortion and how important every "darn" life is, then explaining to me how medical insurance companies shouldn't be forced to insure people with pre-existing conditions...
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    Sep 20, 2009 11:55 PM GMT
    10. To discuss Russia and geography

    9. To enjoy some game she hunted

    8. To have her show me how to pageant walk after dinner

    7. To steal her stylish glasses

    6. To get some pointers on "international relations"

    5. To try to figure out how she hasn't been euthanized

    4. To insult her and see if she knows she is being insulted

    3. To talk about the "Bush doctrine"

    2. To discuss her "thoughts" on Obama

    1. For fun, don't ya know
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    Sep 21, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
    flex89 saidNot entirely monty python, but still funny.







    lol, actually, the "period" sketch was very pythonesque, all that was needed were a few.." yes.. yes..yes" s.
    you know, the more i think about it, the more sarah palin does remind me of a man in drag, that perfect coiff, eyeglasses, abundant lipstick...icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 21, 2009 4:35 AM GMT


    This is on Yahoo.ca's news

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090918/world/us_palin_ebay_dinner


    "Maples says she fully supports the military and the men and women fighting for this nation. Maples, who owns a defense contracting company, also says she's a "big advocate" for Palin, and would love to see her as president."


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    Sep 21, 2009 5:11 AM GMT
    Musclequest saidWould love to have her for dinner. Then I would suggest we go hunting.
    Would love to see her run in fear. And then slowly hunt her down like arsehole humans do to animals. Once in my sights, just shoot her in the shoulder and let her suffer a little. Then once she is exhausted, would love to shoot her in an artery so that she may bleed out alone and terrified. Let her know what it feels like to be hunted and killed as she has done to countless innocent animals.
    Wow....would love to do this to some other repuGlicans. Oh bloody hell.....to most repuGlicans! (Insert maniacal laugh here. icon_lol.gif )
    Alas, that was an all too short, but bloody beautiful little daydream. Unfortunately.

    Cheers,
    Keith
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    Just don't pray for Obama death. I'm so thankful that now both sides have requested death to the opposing side LOL.