Better then an Orgasm!

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    Dec 11, 2007 11:13 PM GMT
    I thought the headline would catch your eye, but there is some truth to me using that headline.

    This morning I was getting ready to go to town. I was doing the usual shower, shave, etc. When I started cleaning my ears I notice how good it always feels. It makes my eyes roll back and it gives me pleasure goose bumps. Aaaahhhhhh better then an orgasm. Nice.

    What do you find feels better then an orgasmicon_question.gif

    I love cleaning my ears and brushing my teeth with my Sonicare.
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    Dec 11, 2007 11:46 PM GMT
    I wish my ears did that ... icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 11, 2007 11:53 PM GMT
    scratching an itch. I guess that is why it is used as a euphemism.
  • sandiegovince

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    Dec 11, 2007 11:57 PM GMT
    Cleaning your ears?! Gigman, I don't want to what trimming your nose hairs does to you. Anyway,sticking to the subject I found getting my hair shampooed by someone else can be almost orgasmic. I used to go to this salon that had the greatest shampooers. One was a woman who had very long fingernails and she would run her nails on my scalp as she shampooed my hair, it felt so good.They also had a guy who would deeply massage my scalp as he shampooed my hair. OMG,it was heaven!
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    Dec 12, 2007 12:05 AM GMT
    SandiegoviceI don't want to what trimming your nose hairs does to you...I found getting my hair shampooed by someone else can be almost orgasmic.


    Eeewww. trimming nose hair is nasty. If you pull one out it really hurts.

    I agree that getting your head massaged feel great.
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    Dec 12, 2007 1:46 AM GMT
    Had a high school teacher who said that after holding in a dump for a long time, the feeling of releasing it was better than sex.

    There's definitely some truth in that statement!
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    Dec 12, 2007 1:48 AM GMT
    yes, ear cleaning does feel great to me too. surprise that someone other then me feel that way.
    instead of cotton swab, you have to try those asian one with little spoon, or the new one call Mimidasu.
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    Dec 12, 2007 1:53 AM GMT
    CHOCOLATE....LINDT!...Its like having sex in your mouth!
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    Dec 12, 2007 1:55 AM GMT
    gigman17b wrote: "Better then an Orgasm!"

    icon_lol.gifNo offense, but in that case I really don't think you are doing it right.

    Or at least not with the right people.icon_lol.gif
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Dec 12, 2007 2:03 AM GMT
    ITJock,

    That's what I was thinking as I was reading the posts, and I was wondering if someone would say it.
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    Dec 12, 2007 2:10 AM GMT
    Maybe you're not cleaning your ears correctly... I'm just sayin...

    After a nap, when you stretch so hard in all directions that your vision goes a little fuzzy and your skin tingles... I love that. It's certainly in my top 5.
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    Dec 12, 2007 2:31 AM GMT
    ItJock and MikePhil:

    "better then an orgasm" is just an expression that young people use to say that it feels really good or great. It can be emotional or physical (most are physical). For instance if someone was a straight F student and then they got an A on a test. I would ask them "how does that feel," and the would respond with "better then an orgasm!" That is only if they really enjoyed getting a good grade.

    Another example... If you were camping for a week and then came home and took a warm shower you might say "this is better then an orgasm!"

    I guess I need to explain young lingo to the people over 30. LOL.
  • Kevin82

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    Dec 12, 2007 4:09 AM GMT
    I think sneezing is like an orgasm in your head. Cleaning your ears is pretty amazing though too.
  • Timbales

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    Dec 12, 2007 4:32 AM GMT
    scalp massages, sneezing and ear cleaning is good.

    having to hold a piss for a really long time and then going can feel great.

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    Dec 12, 2007 5:18 AM GMT
    Sometimes when I'm working out really hard I'll get this weird/awesome tingly feeling throughout my core... It feels pretty good. I've heard other people talk about this too, so I know I'm not alone!
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    Dec 12, 2007 5:27 AM GMT
    That totally hot rush you get stepping into a hot shower... then having someone else shampoo your hair! icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 12, 2007 5:37 AM GMT
    Are you cleaning your ears with your toothbrush? Did I misunderstood that? Anyway another good feeling to me is when I do something good for someone. When they really apprecreciate it, my heart just get chills. Those love chills are the spice of life!
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    Dec 12, 2007 3:58 PM GMT
    I feel like I am watching an episode of Star Trek DS9 and Quark the Ferengi is in one of his holosuites getting an ear massage. icon_lol.gif

    I would have to agree on being shampooed by someone else. My partner gives me a scalp massage sometimes and the feeling is euphoric. I like swabbing my ears too. It feels so good. Not as good as nipple play but then that really does lead to an orgasm. icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 14, 2007 1:11 AM GMT
    hahaha... Quark in the holodeck! nice icon_smile.gif

    I have to say that my nipples are so sensitive, having them teased gently is definitely very VERY close to orgasmic - and often leads to an orgasm :-P But I find the teasing to be longer-lasting than an orgasm. I suppose if orgasms weren't so ephemeral...
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    Dec 14, 2007 9:44 PM GMT
    Wow Cowboy...

    That was...

    Uuummm...

    I was not asking for anyone's sexual fantasies or "best orgasm." I was simply asking what you find feels good besides an orgasm. LOL (I am not laughing at you. I am laughing with you, if you are laughing at yourself).


    To everyone else...

    Nice to know I am not the only one who likes to clean my ears.
  • Kohaku

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    Dec 17, 2007 2:19 AM GMT
    Anyone else get shivers and chills and full-body goosebumps during dramatic music in movies or concerts? I do all the time, and it's nice, but distracting when I'm supposed to be singing. Haha!
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    Dec 17, 2007 10:23 PM GMT
    Mom said never to stick anything smaller than your elbow in your ear...

    I get a huge endorphin rush after doing sprints. stays with me for a lot longer than an orgasm and no need to clean myself up.
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    Dec 18, 2007 1:39 AM GMT
    I love having my back scratched. It isnt better than an orgasm in intensity, but it lasts longer. In fact, it kills the orgasm; I become so relaxed that sex is over.
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    Dec 18, 2007 1:51 AM GMT
    Revenge is really fucking sweet. Especially if the fucker requires medical attention afterwards. It's a fucking rush! Chingaso! Chingaso!

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    Dec 18, 2007 2:13 AM GMT
    LSMF ... icon_lol.gif