What Bugs You About Your Imaginary Boyfriend?

  • Celticmusl

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    Sep 22, 2009 1:46 PM GMT
    There are a lot of us here that want to have a relationship or boyfriend but haven't met the right guy(s). However, we still have this idea or image of a BF running through our head. What bugs you about your IBF(imaginary boyfriend) and what is his name?
  • Celticmusl

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    Sep 22, 2009 1:51 PM GMT
    Magnum.

    I think he secretly wants to hook up with a tranny but will never admit it.
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    Sep 22, 2009 3:26 PM GMT
    He's a dog person.
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    Sep 22, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
    he never wants to cuddle at night! he says he gets too hot!
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    Sep 22, 2009 3:49 PM GMT
    he never calls and meets up when he says he is. he's in the closet! he forgets soo much and his ADHD while it adds to his quirkiness... can be a real pain in the ass. he doesnt say I love you or for that matter have any sensible way of showing it. did I mention he's in the closet? DAMN HIM! but when its just the two of us he's the best. I've been lucky enough to have meet the guy I alway wanted. Wrote down word for word what i wanted in a guy back in the 6th grade and i got it but damn... maybe i should have been more specific. hopefully things will change...looking foward to wed. his name is "Edward"
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    Sep 22, 2009 3:56 PM GMT
    he's invisible
  • Rookz

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    Sep 22, 2009 3:57 PM GMT
    Boom-Boom is his name, well that's what he told me that night. He says, "The Big Boom" is fine. icon_rolleyes.gif

    What bothers me about him is his sex drive, he doesn't let me rest! I mean, I need a break so I can have some other kind of protein in me.
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    Sep 22, 2009 4:20 PM GMT
    He won't leave his wife for me. It's very distressing to love a man you have to share
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    Sep 22, 2009 4:31 PM GMT
    My Imaginary BF (Ernest) is packing a KING SIZE candy bar and loves to fuck for hrs on end. So I settle for the real thing who wrks and sleeps all the time!
  • JP85257

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    Sep 22, 2009 4:37 PM GMT
    He is not able to touch me. In my mind he is perfect. Rich, Handsome, funny, built, and basically loves me and everything about me haha.
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    Sep 22, 2009 4:41 PM GMT
    His name is Bryan and he is soo fucking cheap I swear!

    The water was only $2.50 and he made me pay him back! icon_mad.gif

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    Sep 22, 2009 4:42 PM GMT
    jprichva saidKiller.
    It bugs me that he is still incarcerated.


    your killer sounds very similar to flip wilson's killer lol
  • mtnjock

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    Sep 22, 2009 4:48 PM GMT
    i can't believe this is an actual topic!?! maybe instead of writing about imaginary boyfriends, you should focus more on finding the real thing!?! sounds harsh, i know, but come on....
  • jokbod

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    Sep 22, 2009 4:49 PM GMT
    Johan.

    He lives in Amsterdam and I'm only there during the summer and holidays.
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    Sep 22, 2009 4:53 PM GMT
    That he isn't real icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 22, 2009 4:56 PM GMT
    mtnjock saidi can't believe this is an actual topic!?! maybe instead of writing about imaginary boyfriends, you should focus more on finding the real thing!?! sounds harsh, i know, but come on....



    Lighten up bro! Imaginary people don't take themselves seriously nor do the people who invent them......I hope!
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    Sep 22, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
    well, he's too good for me and I call him every name in the book sometimes because he's taking forever to get here lol
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    Sep 22, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
    mtnjock saidi can't believe this is an actual topic!?! maybe instead of writing about imaginary boyfriends, you should focus more on finding the real thing!?! sounds harsh, i know, but come on....


    He ran off with mtnjock's imaginary BF....DAMN YOU!!!!!!!....DAMN YOU TO HECK!!!!!!!!!!
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    Sep 22, 2009 5:06 PM GMT
    He wants me to find the real thing.
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    Sep 22, 2009 5:11 PM GMT
    He doesn't live in Austin.
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    Sep 22, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
    He leaves the imaginary flat in a mess. icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 22, 2009 6:00 PM GMT
    He doesn't say much. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 22, 2009 6:02 PM GMT
    He keeps trying to get off with my Dad!
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    Sep 22, 2009 6:10 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidHe keeps trying to get off with my Dad!


    OMG, SLO YAH ROLL!
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    Sep 22, 2009 7:32 PM GMT
    He morphs a lot, occasionally sprouting a tail (or two), horns, fangs and/or wings, depending on his mood. Sometimes his skin turns blue or red or sparkling and other times he's covered in fur. After all, he's really into fantasy and the supernatural, as well as the kinkiness that comes along with both.

    I love him to death, no matter what he is (vampire, werewolf, demon, mixed ect.) but lately I just wish he could make up his mind! icon_mad.gif


    However, I do adore his ability to replicate himself. Now that's useful. icon_wink.gif