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Sam31488 Posts: 163
Sep 23, 2009 5:17 AM GMT
The Hawaii Chair....



The "Shake Weight"



6 minutes a day? I'm sure we've all done that at least once...6 minutes. Its perfect for right before going to work....The only reason you will laugh is because you have done it....DON'T LIE!

Post your findings.
Let's lose hope in Humanity TOGETHER!!!

Sep 23, 2009 7:14 AM GMT
art_smass Posts: 945
Sep 23, 2009 7:54 PM GMT
I sell fitness equipment a couple of days a week to supplement my inconsistent freelance writing income, and I have a whole "As Seen on TV" section of stuff where I work. There's one thing called "Leg Magic" that always makes me wonder what would happen if they sold something called "Ass Magic." Maybe they do, just at a different kind of store -- if you know what I mean.
Sep 23, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
OHHhh no.

You just HAD to get one that cuts off before the musical number. >.
ThePenIsMyTie... Posts: 888
Sep 23, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
This one may be gimmicky, but it's how I got MY body..... And also how I learned English!!!







Take

Anything

Youwant!


Very interesting to see the juxtaposition of the phrases they deem necessary for a Japanese woman in America.....
iguanaSF Posts: 1466
Sep 23, 2009 8:19 PM GMT


My mom actually had this one below:





What I find the most funny tho, are not the products themselves, but the serious attention to which they are given on fitness forums like RJ, in the regular "Anyone every try this? Does it really work? Thinking about buying this" posts. Cue P.T. Barnum...
Progress Posts: 381
Sep 23, 2009 8:33 PM GMT
if you fly on airplanes youve seen it, that full page add for the 5minute a day total body workout machine. it looks like a maze.

skymall ftw
Sep 23, 2009 8:40 PM GMT
The delux Hawaii has a dildo
Sep 23, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
iguanaSF said



I remember this thing! Now here's the kicker... when I was 4 or 5 I remember seeing the advertisement for this on the TV, and taking the rotating plate off my mother's cake mixer and using it like a Twistone!

This is still my favorite gimmicky exercise equipment:
Sep 23, 2009 9:02 PM GMT
OH you just have to love the Japanese for their ingenuity.

Sep 24, 2009 1:05 PM GMT
OMG, that learning English through exercise was disturbing! Always a shocker to discover how the rest of the world views the US, that key English phrases to learn would be:

"Take anything you want."
"Spare me my life."
"I was robbed by two men."
Sep 24, 2009 1:12 PM GMT
I used to live in Japan, and when my friends (who were all English teachers) and I would see that program we couldn't hold back our laughter.
Sep 24, 2009 1:14 PM GMT
Every time I fly, I get to read about this exciting device in SkyMall:


Exercise in just 4 minutes a day. The machine only costs $14,615, so why not?

http://www.fastexercise.com/
Sep 24, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
hobronto saidEvery time I fly, I get to read about this exciting device in SkyMall:


Exercise in just 4 minutes a day. The machine only costs $14,615, so why not?

http://www.fastexercise.com/



Didn't I see this device in the movie "Saw"?
Sep 24, 2009 1:17 PM GMT
SAHEM62896 saidDidn't I see this device in the movie "Saw"?

Saw II: Get Fit or Die Trying
Sep 24, 2009 1:17 PM GMT
hobronto said
SAHEM62896 saidDidn't I see this device in the movie "Saw"?

Saw II: Get Fit or Die Trying


That's right!
Sep 24, 2009 4:14 PM GMT



.....what kind of exercise?



adventurejock Posts: 61
Sep 26, 2009 4:35 AM GMT

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