Straight Porn Makes You Gay!

  • Mepark

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    Sep 23, 2009 9:26 PM GMT
    "All pornography is homosexual"

    Those are the words of a Republican senators' chief of staff.

    http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/09/21/GOP_Staffer__All_Pornography_Is_Homosexual_Pornography/
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    Sep 23, 2009 11:24 PM GMT
    I bet that senator is gay.
  • GQjock

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    Sep 23, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    Oklahoma!
    What's with that place?
    Of course .... we as gay men get blamed for everything that people see as negative
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    Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM GMT
    Yeah yeah yeah. I bet gays caused global warming and terrorism too.

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    Sep 24, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
    Is it just me or did absolutely nothing in that whole article make any sense?
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    Sep 24, 2009 12:19 PM GMT
    ha... actually I remember the first time I saw a gay porn pic.. i think it was on the "gaysex.com" page or something like that. then i found a video site AAAGay.. i miss that site. hah small clips downloading on dialup and i was soo scared id get busted... windows 98 on a pentium II 300mhz... i was banging back in the day lol!icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 24, 2009 1:11 PM GMT
    Here is how Mr. Genius reached that conclusion: If you are a straight man jacking of to straight porn, your ACTIONS are upon a man (i.e., yourself), and therefore you are in reality having sex with a man... therefore gay.

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    Sep 24, 2009 6:02 PM GMT
    So every man that masturbates is homosexual? Cool! My dating pool just increased!
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    Sep 24, 2009 6:07 PM GMT
    muscles4muscles saidSo every man that masturbates is homosexual? Cool! My dating pool just increased!


    All it takes is a six-pack and a dirt road icon_biggrin.gif
  • SCgradStud

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    Sep 24, 2009 6:20 PM GMT
    The ironic thing is I have vivid memories of watching hours of straight porn with my older brothers and their friends from my dads stash. Only I remember always focusing on the guys. It didn't make me gay but I do think it gave me a daddy fetish :-)

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    Sep 24, 2009 6:21 PM GMT
    My sexuality must be so turned inward it has flipped inside out.
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    Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidMy sexuality must be so turned inward it has flipped inside out.


    Can I flip you inside out? icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 24, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
    "All porn is gay porn because if you are a straight male watching straight porn, it will turn you gay because all of a sudden you start imagining you are the woman in the porn and want the guy to do to you what he is doing to the woman"

    Holy fuck... I'm losing hope in humanity.


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    Sep 24, 2009 6:50 PM GMT
    Sedative saidYeah yeah yeah. I bet gays caused global warming and terrorism too.



    How could we cause Global warming when it doesn't exist?

    see what I did there?
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    Sep 24, 2009 6:53 PM GMT
    Sedative saidYeah yeah yeah. I bet gays caused global warming and terrorism too.

    Well gays caused Hurricane Katrina to hit New Orleans, according to the Religious Right, so I suppose we could cause global warming & terrorism, too, and any number of bad things.

    This is what these Republican fanatics believe. Is there any question why I have no use for any Republicans, even those here on RJ? They say they don't agree with this or that Republican position, but they still support a party that won't condemn these nutty beliefs, but exploit them to bolster their selfish political goals.

    Sorry, but silence regarding things done in your name is tactic endorsement, and the Republican Party thrives on this growing extremism in US politics. When I hear major Republican leaders begin to publicly denounce the wing nuts speaking in their name, then will I consider them worthy of my serious attention again, and those who endorse them.
  • NickoftheNort...

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    Sep 24, 2009 6:58 PM GMT
    Sedative saidYeah yeah yeah. I bet gays caused global warming and terrorism too.

    You've seen some of the guys on here. Are you saying their hotness doesn't contribute to global warming?

    As for terrorism, I still wonder how many Al-Qaeda and Taliban members are closeted gay and bi men.
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    Sep 24, 2009 6:58 PM GMT
    Fountains said
    Sedative saidYeah yeah yeah. I bet gays caused global warming and terrorism too.



    How could we cause Global warming when it doesn't exist?

    see what I did there?


    I was about to post something similar. Yeah, for the most part the people who blame us for everything believe that global warming is a liberal hoax.

    They probably blame us for creating the hoax though.
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    Sep 24, 2009 7:34 PM GMT
    Mepark said"All pornography is homosexual"

    Those are the words of a Republican senators' chief of staff.

    http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/09/21/GOP_Staffer__All_Pornography_Is_Homosexual_Pornography/


    LOL I read this the other day. I just shook my head. Ridiculous!
  • bottomline

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    Sep 24, 2009 7:50 PM GMT
    There is an explanation for everything , Stephen Colbert put it the best:

    If you watch porn, end up touching your penis and liking it then you might wonder how it might feel to touch someone else' penis.

    LOL

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    Sep 24, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
    Does gay porn make you straight?

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  • cowboyathlete

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    Sep 24, 2009 8:02 PM GMT
    jprichva saidHe has a point.

    Nothing like seeing a gaping, wet split beaver to make a guy run like hell.
    LMAO
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    Sep 24, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
    flex89 said
    muscles4muscles saidSo every man that masturbates is homosexual? Cool! My dating pool just increased!


    All it takes is a six-pack and a dirt road icon_biggrin.gif


    Who needs a dirt road??
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    Sep 24, 2009 8:42 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    flex89 said
    muscles4muscles saidSo every man that masturbates is homosexual? Cool! My dating pool just increased!


    All it takes is a six-pack and a dirt road icon_biggrin.gif


    Who needs a dirt road??


    half the time you don't need the six-pack either lol
  • auryn

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    Sep 24, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
    jprichva saidHe has a point.

    Nothing like seeing a gaping, wet split beaver to make a guy run like hell.


    That's how it happened for me. (Well, not really, but since someone is giving a lame excuse for why men are more sexy than women for me, why not run with it.) icon_lol.gif

    Lostboy saidDoes gay porn make you straight?


    I'll run some more tests and see.
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    Sep 25, 2009 1:47 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    Sedative saidYeah yeah yeah. I bet gays caused global warming and terrorism too.

    Well gays caused Hurricane Katrina to hit New Orleans, .....


    that just reminded me of this one ass from my college days. I went to a private catholic university and we were having a "battle of the bands" and this one guy from this christian band was talking to my friend Katrina and started talking to her about "Cathrine, as in St. Cahtrine" and that Katrina is german for Cathrine and that the "Waters of Cathrine" were sent to clense the sin of city... thats why N.O. was under water and blah blah.. I called him on his bullshit and put him in his place because of the fact that from all the reports I had seen and gotten first hand from friends of mine that went to school at Tulane... the French Qtr was above water and perfectly ok. I got soo many compliements from that his band just packed up and left lol.