g0y Culture?

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    Dec 12, 2007 6:13 PM GMT
    Appearently there is a sub-culture infiltrating the already pseudo-gay sub-culture that is not quite gay-bi or hetero-bi.

    It's called g0y, yeah - spelled with a "zero".

    Here is a checklist of just a few REQUIREMENTS

    *Must be FIT & MUSCULAR
    *Non-fem (butch, str8-acting)
    *Anti Anal sex
    *Into Male Bonding
    *Into Frottage (rubbing the gentials together till mutual climax)

    The whole concept is basically men admiring other men without either being "feminized" by means of penile penetration. Oral sex is allowed and encouraged.

    There is more, try googling it and see what you learn. I'm toally using this in my movie! It has the ULTIMATE gay "love square" drama.

    Are there any out "g0y" men here? Perhaps we can arrange an interview?
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    Dec 12, 2007 7:32 PM GMT
    Yeah they were talking about it here a few weeks ago, too. I guess I just wanna say to each their own. I mean, personally, I really don't see a whole heck of a lot of difference between gOys and the gay culture. What does bug the heck out of me though is their whole culture of "Must be FIT & MUSCULAR" and "Anti anal sex" rules. OK, so far, I get it...I'm "non-fem", I'm into "frottage", and I can certainly appreciate male bonding where ever it happens. But no anal sex and must alo be a FIT & MUSCULAR guy? WTF is up with that? First, I'm a top, so the "no anal sex" thing ain't gonna work. Second I am NOT fit and/or muscular by any stretch of the imagination. Don't get me wrong, I go to the gym on a regular basis, but fit and muscular? Hardly. I don't know, maybe after having gone there in two years, THEN I'll be all buff and shit; then maybe they'll accept me as a proud g0ys member in good standing. lol.
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    Dec 12, 2007 7:38 PM GMT
    There's a g0y topic on RJ where much discussion has already taken place:

    http://www.realjock.com/topic/1265/
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    Dec 12, 2007 8:25 PM GMT
    I read about this g0y thing a few years ago.

    I don't get it. you would give someone a blow job but won't fuck them? makes no sense. but hey, to each his own!
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    Dec 13, 2007 4:48 AM GMT
    It's like saying, "I'm not gay, I just fuck guys..." How innovative!
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    Dec 13, 2007 10:44 AM GMT
    Over my years, I've met two "frottage" boys. Both had deep religious conflicts. I dumped them.

    I have a friend, who has been boning me, that, publicly, is still saying he's straight. Normally, I don't break my not-out rule, but, this guy, I've known for three years, and he begged, and so it's like I'm a surrogate breaking him in. He's NOT straight. He's REAL turned on by the Chucky. Not quite sure what to do with him. Take it like a man, I guess.

    Admitting you're turned on by guys is hard for some folks. I think younger guys, and athletes, have an easier go of it. They're much more likely to have good self-esteem / self-confidence. The fucked up guys are typically religious, non-athletes.

    I can't handle the frottage thing / blue balls 101. That's all silly to me.
  • GQjock

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    Dec 13, 2007 11:57 AM GMT
    Let's see...

    admirin' other men >>>>
    Rubbin' dicks together>>>>
    Helpin' a brother out by jerkin' him off>>>>>>
    ain't that far from usin your mouth on it, right?>>>>>>
    Well, the ass is close enough to the dick>>>>>>>
    You can rub the head of your cock against the door but you can't put it in>>>>>>
    Yeah, but just the head>>>>>>
    Fuck me baby, fuck me!!!!

    Class dismissed .....
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    Dec 13, 2007 12:04 PM GMT
    GQ--

    That was the perfect description of the slippery slope.

    I wonder how much lube it took to make it so slippery. icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 13, 2007 9:50 PM GMT
    So we've evolved from ...

    I'm not a fag, I just ...
    to
    I'm not homo, I just ...
    to
    I'm not gay, I just ...
    to
    I'm not bi, I just ...
    to
    I'm not metrosexual, I'm just ...
    to
    I'm not any of the above, I'm just gOy ...

    What will we humans think of next?

    Professor Rochette, a character in my upcoming books, would say something like:

    What any two human beings can do with one another has not changed throughout the existence of the species, and you can be sure, whatever any two humans can do together has been done in countless ways, shapes and forms over time.

    The only difference in any of those actions lies in the words and meanings humans assign those actions, solely based on their own personal intent and meaning. In other words, students, the act of touching another man's skin or sucking another man’s dick or being the one who gets sucked or only massaging or fucking or getting fucked or whatever might mean you’re a fag or a homo or a gOy today, but you're still doing the same exact thing two men have been doing before, during and after your existence on this planet: having some kind of sexual relations with another man.

    Call it what you want today, it's still called physical and sexual energy between two males, whether it makes you a fag or a homo or a bi or a gOy, or just a human being of the male variety or someone in denial about who you really are. It's all in your mind, and your mind alone.
  • GQjock

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    Dec 13, 2007 10:00 PM GMT
    It all depends on how fast ya wanna get to the ...

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    >>> bottom
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    Dec 13, 2007 10:06 PM GMT
    Speaking of bottom, I just now noticed that RJ deleted the "position" category on profiles. Good move, IMO.
  • jarhead5536

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    Dec 13, 2007 10:12 PM GMT
    g0y,

    Oy. Other requirements include debilitating levels of internalized homophobia, self-loathing, misogyny and deeply fundamentalist religious views. Usually Republicans (see Craig, Larry, R-ID) who would rather die by agonizing torture than acknowledge that they are GAY. They hate those "nelly faggots" and couldn't possibly have anything in common with them...

    Those guys need some serious long-term therapy.
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    Dec 13, 2007 10:18 PM GMT
    One thing I dont get.

    How can you call a g0ys "homophobic" if they're all about male bonding a.k.a. love between guys?

    A better word would probably be Gayphobic or something...icon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 13, 2007 10:27 PM GMT
    Ryan: you can be gay and be homophobic. g0ys are essentially self hating gays
  • jarhead5536

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    Dec 13, 2007 10:40 PM GMT
    Yes, it's called internalized homophobia. You tend to see this with gay-bashers. They hate their feelings so much that they try to destroy others who express those same feelings.

    I have my own self-esteem issues, but I have no frame of reference for that sort of revulsion of self. I have to believe that anyone that makes a huge deal about the evil sickness of homosexuality (Fred Phelps comes immediately to mind) has got to be protesting too much...
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    Dec 13, 2007 11:28 PM GMT
    "Over my years, I've met two "frottage" boys. Both had deep religious conflicts. I dumped them."

    Ditto. I weekended with an absolutely gorgeous actor/PhD student/volleyball player. All he'd do is frottage.

    Later I googled him and found he was very active in the ex-gay movement. I guess Leviticus permits dry humping. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 13, 2007 11:30 PM GMT
    "Speaking of bottom, I just now noticed that RJ deleted the "position" category on profiles. Good move, IMO."

    I disagree. This has devastated my fantasy life.
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    Dec 13, 2007 11:41 PM GMT
    I also favor bringing back the position box.
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    Dec 13, 2007 11:44 PM GMT
    I was so confused. I expected a discussion of "goy culture"--you know, jello salads, Lutheran services, bottling up emotions. Instead it's all this frottage and things these people are not into. Come to think of it, I suspect there is some kind of crossover between the goyim and the g0ys.
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    Dec 14, 2007 12:05 AM GMT
    SockMonkey...

    R O F L

    Obscene--

    Based on your picture of the kitty with the scary red eyes, I may not know much about your fantasy life but I have a good idea about your nightmares. icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 14, 2007 12:12 AM GMT
    The fucked up guys are typically religious, non-athletes.

    I think this is a little presumptuous to say. Considering most people are NOT religious, I'd say there are a lot more fucked up guys who are NOT religious than are.

    I take offense at the fact that religion fucks you up, it provides boundries and YES, it causes conflict in ones life, but conflict doesn't equate to "fucked up".

    If you can't deal with people that maintain a certain religious belief...then stay clear of them...but don't lump all religous guys into a fucked up pile.

    OK, I feel better icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 14, 2007 12:15 AM GMT
    I believe the g0y culture is nothing more than a homosexual fantasy toward the heterosexual male who seeks sexually confused men...

    I just scimmed through g0y.org and the site seems very "loud" or "preachy". Whoever wrote the text must have been quite angry or pissed because it reads like an explicit hate letter.

    They talk about everything from Reps to God, to Image and "g0y History".

    I personally think someone had WAAAY to much time on their hands to put this site up.

    (PS. I would NEVER buy those cheesy graphic tees pimped throughout the site. Such bad taste!)
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    Dec 14, 2007 12:28 AM GMT
    Sounds like g0ys are gay men who still want to be straight.

    What a joke.
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    Dec 14, 2007 12:35 AM GMT
    "Homo" meaning same or like yourself and "phobia"meaning fear.

    Since G0ys obviously dont have a fear of like minded g0y men it would be safe to assume g0ys are only gayphobic or have extremely rational fear of men who engage in anal sex.icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Dec 14, 2007 1:08 AM GMT
    It's rational to fear the painful consequences of reckless, promiscuous sexuality. But, the g0y aversion to anal sex goes far beyond that. The g0y man's ever so fragile sense of his own masculinity would be dashed to pieces by taking it up the ass, which he perceives as assuming the role of a woman. The g0ys are all about clinging desperately to rigidly defined, patriarchal gender roles.

    An example of how utterly nutzoid the g0ys.org guy is happened just the other day on a g0y yahoo group. A gay guy posted that he was not opposed to anal sex within the confines of a monogamous relationship:

    I like the g0y philosophy because it is closer to what I believe
    about intimacy, but I believe I am gay. Many gay guys do not
    necessarily have anal intercourse -- I am not opposed to that if it
    is done within the confines of a relationship. I believe the marriage
    bed is undefiled anyway...but I prefer g0y beliefs over gay beliefs
    any day of the week. We as Christians say sex is making love -- I
    have never "fucked" in my life!


    The g0ys.org guy responded with this ridiculous bit of rabid illogic:

    "Marriage bed undefiled", eh? So, you can commit murder in it and
    that's ok? Hmmm.
    So maybe, you can't arse-pound in it & have that be OK, either...


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