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THE WORST EVER MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS.
GuiltyGear Posts: 5927
Sep 27, 2009 9:54 PM GMT

Female Vocalists nominee : worst use of leather accessories and a male co-star. KICKASS backup dancers at 1:11 though! She shoulda used them more.



Post your category, offense, and nominee.



Sep 28, 2009 5:45 AM GMT
Special effects: Abuse of bad 80s video editing SFX







Pretty sure I could have done the graphics to Comanchero on my Commodore 64K when I was a kid.

Also, any video every made by Modern Talking is pretty gawd awful (check them out on Youtube).
Sep 28, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
Ganymede0 said[...]
Also, any video every made by Modern Talking is pretty gawd awful (check them out on Youtube).

Oh come on. It's not that bad.

Sep 28, 2009 6:00 AM GMT
xrichx said
Oh come on. It's not that bad.


Dieter Bohlen (the guy in the sweatshirt) creeps me the hell out!

Sep 28, 2009 3:09 PM GMT
Sep 28, 2009 3:43 PM GMT
I nominate this video for the categories: "stupidest attempt to make fun of another ethnicity", and "lousiest swedish dance pop"

*sigh* I hate this song sooo much, I can't believe I actually went and dug it up on youtube (my mouth tastes like vomit) ENJOY!



heartrobb Posts: 201
Sep 28, 2009 4:00 PM GMT
Worst Lyrics
Worst hair found outside of the 80's

Zlad began with this:



And some record company thought it was good enough to give him more money to make another video:











Sep 28, 2009 4:19 PM GMT
"Zlad" is a fictional character of an Australian comedian, Santo Cilauro, so that's not a serious video

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlad
ThePenIsMyTie... Posts: 209
Sep 28, 2009 7:11 PM GMT
heartrobb saidWorst Lyrics
Worst hair found outside of the 80's

Zlad began with this:






OFFENDED. Electronik Supersonik got me through some hard times.


New nominee for Special Effects category. (This was my Electronic Music Teacher last year, head of the band, ZIA )

Sep 28, 2009 11:03 PM GMT
Female vocalists: Crimes against humanity.

heartrobb Posts: 201
Oct 14, 2009 7:31 PM GMT
I think I've found the worst. This makes me shiver.

jrs1 Posts: 1473
Oct 14, 2009 7:43 PM GMT
judoguy saidI nominate this video for the categories: "stupidest attempt to make fun of another ethnicity", and "lousiest swedish dance pop"

*sigh* I hate this song sooo much, I can't believe I actually went and dug it up on youtube (my mouth tastes like vomit) ENJOY!


awww. haha. A for effort, judo.
Oct 14, 2009 7:47 PM GMT
soulman1969 saidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04&feature=PlayList&p=F04A87179DE8D1AD&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=8


1.Male Vocal

2. Video of the Year

3. Douche Bag of the Year


Ha! He actually married a girl from my hometown. Our grannies were in card club together.

I'd nominate Madonna's Love Profusion video. Worse use of green screen and worst styling ever!
jrs1 Posts: 1473
Oct 14, 2009 7:49 PM GMT
Ganymede0 saidFemale vocalists: Crimes against humanity.



unbelievable ... seriously. that was wonderful and highly relevant to the topic.
healthseeker Posts: 92
Oct 14, 2009 7:54 PM GMT
Ganymede0 saidFemale vocalists: Crimes against humanity.



Wait, did this video come out before or after that Drew Barrymore skit on SNL???
Oct 14, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
GuiltyGear said
Female Vocalists nominee : worst use of leather accessories and a male co-star. KICKASS backup dancers at 1:11 though! She shoulda used them more.







What about the fact that she seems to be "PeePee Tucker" right after the backup dancers appear????
Oct 15, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
I am sorry.

Zlad is fucking awesome.
Oct 15, 2009 1:53 AM GMT
I'm putting an end to the competition right here and now:

heartrobb Posts: 201
Oct 15, 2009 2:05 AM GMT
Global_Citizen saidI'm putting an end to the competition right now:



I kind of like the song, it reminds of some old 80's ska- Madness or The Specials. I really like the like the lyrics 'Jesus came and found me and he touched me deep inside. He is like a mountie. He always gets his man.'
kinetic Posts: 1078
Oct 15, 2009 2:08 AM GMT
I think this is my favorite thread EVER!
Oct 15, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
Miasma Posts: 590
Oct 15, 2009 4:24 AM GMT


It's so bad that I like it
Oct 16, 2009 1:48 AM GMT
I've been having soundcard trouble, so after replacing it, I came back and listened to these again....




I think my ears are bleeding! I'm about ready to put the broken soundcard back in!!
My Cockatoo is crying herself to sleep, shivering.
AlexGuess Posts: 80
Oct 16, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
Worst choreography and dancer!!
kinetic Posts: 1078
Oct 16, 2009 8:45 PM GMT
Here's mine fir worst cover/remake: