When you FART in BED...

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    Sep 28, 2009 1:59 PM GMT
    ...do you AIR it out, or hold it CAPTIVE under the sheets? icon_wink.gif


    (laughing for coming up with such a silly topic)
  • Bunjamon

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    Sep 28, 2009 3:04 PM GMT
    Like a dutch oven? icon_wink.gif

    Air it out, that's nasty. And that's coming from someone who tends to be pretty flatulent (hold the onions, please!).
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    Sep 28, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
    I once took an OSHA safety class and we were told, "The solution, to pollution is dilution".
  • rnch

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    Sep 28, 2009 4:46 PM GMT
    i've always considered it a test of a close, personal relationship when neither one of ya'll feels the need to get outta bed to break wind. icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 28, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    it makes me laugh my ass off when my bf lets one rip. he gets that OMG DEER IN YOUR HEADLIGHTS LOOK. I think its the cutest thing in the world. Everyone farts.. its not that big of a deal. He tries to move away and I laugh cause its like watching that guy in "I love you man" when he rips one away from the girl he is trying to impress by looking at that bad ass house. hah.
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    Sep 28, 2009 5:26 PM GMT
    It's always better to air it out by your feet.

    I hate it when I go to get out of bed or I roll over and my guy's gas rolls out onto my face.
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    Sep 28, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    ew....
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    Sep 28, 2009 7:05 PM GMT
    I find it best to try and get your partners head under the duvet before you fart icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 28, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
    Must be a slow news day if we have this as a forum topicicon_lol.gif
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    Sep 28, 2009 9:19 PM GMT
    Ummmmmmm. I need some fresh air to clear my head!
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    Sep 28, 2009 9:35 PM GMT
    TucsonGradJock saidMust be a slow news day if we have this as a forum topicicon_lol.gif


    Sounds like someone has never had a BF for more than a week or two? Lucky for you they never stayed long enough to let them rip.

    My last lover of Twelve years smelled like burnt popcorn. Now anyone smells like that is out the door before the second rip. icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 28, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    I gota let it out, it makes me feel dirty and nasty if I leave it trapped under there!! haha...
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    Sep 28, 2009 9:41 PM GMT
    "Honey i thought I heard some one at the window".....stud leaves bed to inspect...you rip it and fan it while he is gone.

    "Nobody out there" says stud
    You say " Must have been the wind" LOL
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    Sep 28, 2009 10:23 PM GMT
    Definately air it out!!! Usually take the bed covers at one end and do a "tide change" roll to move the air alot!!!icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 28, 2009 10:33 PM GMT
    see, not too many things make me wish i was straight, but this does, lol. I, for some reason, am real grossed out by farts icon_eek.gif and guys tend to believe its a sign of masculinity to fart, when really its a sign of indigestion...
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    Sep 28, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
    whosyourpaddy saidsee, not too many things make me wish i was straight, but this does, lol. I, for some reason, am real grossed out by farts icon_eek.gif and guys tend to believe its a sign of masculinity to fart, when really its a sign of indigestion...


    lmao or franks n beans! lol
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    Sep 28, 2009 10:51 PM GMT
    In Florida my partner & I seldom sleep under anything heavier than a sheet, and often not even that, both of us always naked, too. Plus with a ceiling fan always going over the bed, any gas is quickly experienced by both of us, no way to smother it.

    My own etiquette rules are these:
    - Never say anything to him about his "indiscretions" just ignore them. He'll sometimes apologize if it's obvious
    - Go into my bathroom if I feel the need to pass gas, and turn the exhaust fan on. It's often a sign I need to spend some time in there anyway
    - Avoid foods at night that I know will cause me gas
    - Apologize if I let rip with a noisy one (rare) just like I would with a burp
    - Behave like an adult, not a child. Blazing Saddles is a comedy movie, not my model for living
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    Sep 28, 2009 10:59 PM GMT
    LOL depends on how tired I'am. If im not so tired i air out and vice versa
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    Sep 28, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
    redbull saidI gota let it out, it makes me feel dirty and nasty if I leave it trapped under there!! haha...


    I think the same way too!
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    Sep 28, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
    Roccoe said
    TucsonGradJock saidMust be a slow news day if we have this as a forum topicicon_lol.gif


    Sounds like someone has never had a BF for more than a week or two? Lucky for you they never stayed long enough to let them rip.




    I've had several that lasted longer than 2 weeks, though if they were farting much in bed they wouldn't have lasted long.
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    Sep 29, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
    Anyone ever fart while getting head?
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    Sep 29, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
    flex89 saidAnyone ever fart while getting head?



    LOL once!
  • cowboyathlete

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    Sep 29, 2009 3:38 AM GMT
    LMAO i love this thread!
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    Sep 29, 2009 3:41 AM GMT
    Pfft-
    My farts are DIVINE, so I keep them trapped under the sheets for later enjoyment.

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    I'm lactose intolerant so I have to stay away from dairy. Most people are to a certain degree, so limit your lactose intake and take lactase pills if you want to limit the number of times you fart (and how bad the smell.)
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    Sep 29, 2009 3:42 AM GMT
    My farts smell like Calvin Klein "Obsession" so no one really minds icon_rolleyes.gif