Wanking While Driving - Ever Been Caught?

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    Sep 28, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
    German trucker jackknifes first himself then his rig in Sweden
    Swedish police suspect a German truck driver was on drugs and masturbating while he wrecked his rig south of the western city of Borås earlier this week.

    The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself during a police interrogation, the Borås Tidning newspaper reported on Thursday.

    "He was masturbating while the police questioned him," police prosecutor Askenbäck told the newspaper.

    "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

    The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4 am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

    The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

    The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
    Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090924-22135.html

  • Aquanerd

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    Sep 29, 2009 1:03 AM GMT
    Once, when i was in college, I was driving down I-16, between Macon and Savannah. If you ever drove that stretch, you will know that there is nothing, and back then it was even worse. Plus very few radio stations that weren't country. I was daydreaming, and started stroking, not realizing that truck driver's could see. At one point a had the shit scared out of me when one of them blow his horn and so did I.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Sep 29, 2009 1:11 AM GMT
    I've peed in a cup while driving. I was late for an appt and didn't have time to stop. No biggie.
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    Sep 29, 2009 1:22 AM GMT
    I did it a couple of times to keep me awake during night drives on pretty empty highways. Since it was dark in my car, I doubt, that even truckers would have seen anything.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Sep 29, 2009 1:24 AM GMT
    Aquanerd saidOnce, when i was in college, I was driving down I-16, between Macon and Savannah. If you ever drove that stretch, you will know that there is nothing, and back then it was even worse. Plus very few radio stations that weren't country. I was daydreaming, and started stroking, not realizing that truck driver's could see. At one point a had the shit scared out of me when one of them blow his horn and so did I.
    That sounds familiar, except in my case it was I 65 from Indianapolis to Louisville. Oh, and there was no trucker, so I had a happy ending.
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    Sep 29, 2009 1:42 AM GMT
    About a month ago I went over to my friend's house, and he had just gotten home from driving somewhere. His man was out to sea, and they had been on the phone while he was in the car. I guess I got to his house too soon, 'cause his pants were a fine Monica Lewinsky shade of white when I walked in his door.
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    Sep 29, 2009 1:44 AM GMT
    Oh man... I spend so much money on dry cleaning in the winter.
  • dannyboy1101

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    Sep 29, 2009 2:02 AM GMT
    Bill202 saidGerman trucker jackknifes first himself then his rig in Sweden
    Swedish police suspect a German truck driver was on drugs and masturbating while he wrecked his rig south of the western city of Borås earlier this week.

    The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself during a police interrogation, the Borås Tidning newspaper reported on Thursday.

    "He was masturbating while the police questioned him," police prosecutor Askenbäck told the newspaper.

    "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

    The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4 am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

    The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

    The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
    Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090924-22135.html



    This is brilliant reporting. "Jackknifes first himself then his rig..." "Still clasped around his own gear stick..." I want this reporter to give me all of the news. Hillarious!
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    Sep 29, 2009 12:52 PM GMT
    Wow I think the drive might be a bit sex obsessed or his body is producing too much semen haha. I used to do that driving home from work in New Jersey back in the day. Driving 50 miles on a highway with nothing on it at 1am was tough! It took forever to cum sitting up like that so it kept me awake lol!
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    Sep 29, 2009 12:59 PM GMT
    Was the German driver texting or does it automatically devolve into sexting?!icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 29, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
    I had an hours drive home from a bar years ago....couldnt help it...just had to do it...dropped chow and strokin....just as I climaxed so to speak I saw blue lights in my rearview mirror!!!!

    You ever try to pull your pants up with cum all over you and pull over at the same time while appearing to have control of your vehicle with a cop behind you? its not pretty....Needless to say I got a speeding ticket...haha.
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    Jan 26, 2010 4:16 PM GMT
    no but ive had sex a couple times while driving and didnt get caught icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 26, 2010 4:20 PM GMT
    no, but I've gotten head on the side of the road.... icon_lol.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jan 26, 2010 4:21 PM GMT
    First texting while driving, now THIS? I swear before long no one will be safe on the road icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 26, 2010 4:31 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidno, but I've gotten head on the side of the road.... icon_lol.gif


    Me too! Was I supposed to pull over? I had my seatbelt on.

  • discoteca

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    Jan 26, 2010 4:45 PM GMT
    nope !!! icon_rolleyes.gif