Your Real Jock HORROR MOVIE!

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  Sep 29, 2009 8:16 PM GMT

  This is inspired by mustangd's forum about creating your own Horror Movie, only I thought:
  
  If you were writing and casting your own Horror Movie, who from Real Jock would you cast?
  
  I think that sounds fun. You can cast people as the hero, the love interest, the horny best friend, the mysterious stranger, etc.. all of the archetypal characters we all know from Horror Movies.
  
  Try to say why you cast each person as you did!
  
  
  (I'm posting this now and then I'm adding my own!)

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  Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM GMT

  chuckystud would definitely be the monster killer you'd want to get away from, and SAHEM would be the smart guy that lives at the end. And he would look all hot and sweaty from trying to save the others.

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  Oct 01, 2009 3:11 AM GMT

  Ok here we go:
  
  CHASERBENTEN Our hero. Beautiful inside and out. He really cares about what is going on and tries very hard to save his friends! He's smart and kind and his shirt gets ripped off while kicking some serious bad guy ass!
  
  DATONY22 The love interest. The new boy in town. He doesn't know the hero that well yet, but sparks fly every time they smile at one another. This crisis brings them closer together, especially when the hero risks everything to save him!
  
  CHARLITOS Goofy best friend who is a bit to horny and is shirtless with other boys a bit to much. Unfortunately, this character gets killed in the shower right after an intense love scene!
  
  GARYJR Brainy one in the gang. It is his theories that get the kids out of trouble time and time again. Sadly, it's his clumsiness that gets him lost and kidnapped by the villain!
  
  CHUCKYSTUD That crazy neighbor who seems to always have an explanation for all of the mysterious things going on in town; and it's different from the authority's theories. We aren't sure if he is one of the bad guys or not until we see him pull our heros out of a tight scrap before giving them a long speech and then vanishing...
  
  BEN_PATRICK_JOHNSON The villain! Turns out, he needs to capture hot gays in the light of a full moon to keep his perfect body! (apparently he is very good at it)

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  Oct 01, 2009 3:53 AM GMT

  I want to be the badger with a can of mace that sprays zombies. I also have an 8 ball in a sock and a pack of matches and paint thinner I can shoot out of my eyes. You know...

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