The world's worst lovers

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    Sep 30, 2009 3:17 PM GMT
    If a poll 15,000 women says it, it must be true lol

    The real question is who are these women that have had sex with men from every country?

    A world united under one vagina...the vaginal passport is now full


    what do you think?


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  • Celticmusl

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    Sep 30, 2009 4:11 PM GMT
    Totally awesome that the Irish are #5 on the worlds best lovers!
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Sep 30, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
    Selfish people
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    Sep 30, 2009 4:15 PM GMT
    I question the methodology, and the fact that the story is running in Telegraph doesn't exactly add weight to it.
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    Sep 30, 2009 4:16 PM GMT
    Edward Scissorhands:

    He's kind and sensitive, I just don't want him to touch me.

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    Sep 30, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
    ya Canada! and im French/Irish heritage, soo...i think im about a 7 when u average it all out.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Sep 30, 2009 4:40 PM GMT
    _chuck_ saidEdward Scissorhands:

    He's kind and sensitive, I just don't want him to touch me.

    LMAO
  • Celticmusl

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    Sep 30, 2009 4:48 PM GMT
    English sex: "Will you accompany me to the private quarters where copulation can proceed without interruption, Maurice?" "Indubitably Rogere, I must say!".......BORING
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
    article on stupid pollwhile men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.


    If you are the third person to come you are doing pretty damn good.
  • jrs1

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    Sep 30, 2009 5:02 PM GMT


    hm. the following is just one of the methods women utilize to communicate:

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    ... therefore:

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    Sep 30, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
    Well that looks like a lot of crap. Why do the worst have a reason associated with them and not the best? How did the jury work this out?

    Really is you wanted to sort this out, you'd need a jury of at least 20 women that don't know each other, that would have noted each man individually using probably a 7 point scale. The study would only allow perceived performance from the point of view of the culture that those 20 women came from. So, you could use 20 women from each nation, but that would probably ignore various important sociodemographical influences affecting the results.

    Of course you'd need to use the same men, and you'd probably get away with 5 men representing each country, and then men would need to be representative of the country's population and not know each other.

    Add to that, the order that the women would sleep with the men would need to be counterbalanced to avoid an ancoring effect, and of course ameliorated perforamnce through experience.

    So if they evaluated 20 countries, then each woman will have had to have slept with 100 men...oh and of course there must not have been any contact between the men and the women before copulation.

    Plus, the results seem oddly familiar to studies on ethnic/nationality stereotypes according to imagined attractiveness and romantic tendancies. This makes me wonder if most of the women were asked to imagine their best lover, or were carried away by friends tales of holiday hookups in the Costas.

    So I'd call this hokum.

    On a more serious note, I'm English but grew up in France (and have never slept with someone from the uk), so that gets me into 4th position....right?
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    What about Asians? (any). There's that Asian appreciation thread going about.
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:22 PM GMT
    Celticmusl saidTotally awesome that the Irish are #5 on the worlds best lovers!


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    Di de diddle di de dum......


    We always were good fiddilersicon_lol.gif
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
    Surfwarrior said
    Celticmusl saidTotally awesome that the Irish are #5 on the worlds best lovers!


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    Di de diddle di de dum......


    We always were good fiddilersicon_lol.gif


    don't get cocky ...
  • KepaArg

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    Sep 30, 2009 5:36 PM GMT
    Yea, I read this yesterday. I highly doubt it´s accurate unless they were interviewing escorts! Regardless I don´t really care what who women think are the best and worst lovers!

    But I will admit I smiled when I saw my genetic make-up in the top 10.

    (^_^)
  • Celticmusl

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    Sep 30, 2009 5:37 PM GMT
    jrs1 said
    Surfwarrior said
    Celticmusl saidTotally awesome that the Irish are #5 on the worlds best lovers!


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    Di de diddle di de dum......


    We always were good fiddilersicon_lol.gif


    don't get cocky ...



    That's what's hot about the Irish!
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
    Well, I will say that when I lived for a few years in Germany, a lot of them did smell really bad. Especially in close places, like elevators and subways. And the men's hair was very greasy, because they didn't bathe very often.

    Whereas you could usually spot the Americans in the crowd, because they had that "fresh scrubbed" look the Germans lacked. But that was 30 years ago, and I'd have thought more had gotten into the habit of showering by now.

    As for British romance, I once made a silly video, with a pair of Japanese martial arts experts fighting with wooden staves, like samurai, screaming and yelling all kinds of Japanese at each other. Had a real job finding a couple of guys who could do that authentically, BTW.

    And I subtitled it, except the words matched an English drawing room scene, and went something like this:

    "Oh, Roger, I feel us growing apart. Do you feel it, too?"

    "Yes, Clive, and I don't know what to say, or to do about it."

    "Perhaps a weekend in the country would help."

    "But we ARE in the country, don't you know, old man."

    "Oh, righto, so we are, how silly of me. Then perhaps a weekend in town would do the trick."

    "Afraid not, old fellow. Not until I break a bone or two, what?"

    "Well, that's not very sporting of you, is it? Hardly the way to win my affection, wouldn't you say?"

    "Well, there are different kinds of affection, old chap. There was a time I fancy you rather favored that sort of thing, what?"

    "Yes, but a fortnight or two in hospital rather cured me of it. All those tubes and casts become a most frightful bore, don't you know."


    And so it went, until I cut away to another bit of video nonsense. I really do adore the British, don't you know, dreadful love making and all. icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
    jrs1 said
    Surfwarrior said
    Celticmusl saidTotally awesome that the Irish are #5 on the worlds best lovers!


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    Di de diddle di de dum......


    We always were good fiddilersicon_lol.gif


    don't get cocky ...



    its the eyes Jr, The EYES
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    Sep 30, 2009 5:55 PM GMT
    Yay For Spain!!!
  • KepaArg

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    Sep 30, 2009 6:08 PM GMT
    Sibey saidYay For Spain!!!


    Si! Me gustan los pibes españoles! icon_lol.gif pero dónde está la Argentina en la lista?...jeje una joda!
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    Sep 30, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
    I'm sad about Asians being left out, not a single country! But random Holland seemed to make it just fine.
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    Sep 30, 2009 7:33 PM GMT
    im sorry this poll is silly and that the countries listed dont represent the whole world.....further more...if this was a true poll question im sure a Caribbean island would be in the results.....so spare me.
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    Oct 02, 2009 5:02 PM GMT
    Who women consider the world's best/worst lovers is sort of irrelevant here, no? What a woman might consider rough, another guy might consider lusty & big fun...too sweaty?... what's wrong with working up a good sweat!?! Smelly?, hey, i don't smell anything...etc., etc... That's why we are guys !!!
    Rough, sweaty, a little smelly sometimes, wouldn't have it any other way.
  • Nayro

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    Oct 15, 2009 3:05 PM GMT
    jarielbeef saidI'm sad about Asians being left out, not a single country! But random Holland seemed to make it just fine.


    what do you mean by random Holland? icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 15, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
    I'll keep this in mind when I travel to Germany next year LOL :-)