No, I have never had my own personal fag-hag but I have known guys who did. I know, fag-hag is a very derogatory label but I don't know how else to describe her going off to the gay bars with him. Personally, I do not see what is so wrong with the relationship they have. I thought it was unnecessary to end the article with that cruel comment by the psychiatrist calling their relationship "a symbiotic relationship of the highest, most dysfunctional order". What is dysfunctional about it? It seems to function quite well in their case.
Oh yeah, and what the hell is "The Onion", and why don't you like it? I never heard of it before today.