Can I get a Vocab lesson?

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    Dec 14, 2007 3:16 AM GMT
    So, I got this e-mail from some guy here. He was asking for a hook up. I don't do hook ups what so ever. Call me crazy, but I like to actually know who is f**king me, and (Oh I don't know) actually at least like him or (preferably) love him. I told him that.

    OK, next day I get another e-mail.

    This is his attempt to "sweep me off my feet"-

    " . . . Auw, cum on, you know you want to. I am in to fisting, ws, milking, poppers, anal, cath, sounding, rimming, leather play, slings, and almost anything else. . . ."

    Wow, he really knows how to make a boy feel special.icon_rolleyes.gif

    I looked at the list again and realized . . . I have no idea what half of these words mean.

    What in the world is:
    WS (Please tell me he was not talking water sports)
    Milking
    Poppers
    Cath
    Sounding
    and
    Slings (is that like a sex swing?)

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  • Artesin

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    Dec 14, 2007 3:50 AM GMT
    Oh thats the fucking funniest thing I've seen all day.

    Lets start with the simplest. A sling is like a swing, usually it's chained froma ceiling and it can be pushed back and forth while whoevers in it gets slammed.

    Catheters are usually used in hospitals to help people piss who are having tract problems. Used in this sense simply means your getting something shoved down your piss hole.

    WS means watersports /shiver .

    No idea what the fucking milking is but heres a link http://prostaide.org/prostate-massaging/ .

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    Dec 14, 2007 6:01 AM GMT
    Yeah so . . . update.

    I messaged the guy back cause, lets face it, I am a very curious little soul.

    All he is saying is different versions of "Cum on, I'll show/teach you."

    Plus he seems really in to poppers. He keeps saying we should take them together when we do it.
    . . . I still don't understand what they are. "Cum on I'll show you doesn't help"

    I hope he sees this cause . . .

    !!icon_evil.gifYOU ARE A FREAKING PERVERTED FREAKicon_evil.gif!!
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    Dec 14, 2007 11:42 AM GMT
    icon_evil.gifTell me who this is.icon_evil.gifI am tempted to fly over to wherever he is and kick his @$$!!icon_evil.gif

    icon_evil.gifAin't no body gonna talk to my Nathan that way.icon_evil.gif

    icon_redface.gifP.S. Does any one know what the guy is talking about? Cause I have never heard of some of it too.
  • GQjock

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    Dec 14, 2007 11:53 AM GMT
    Wow tigger ...you found yourself a winner there with that one
    The other guys defined the naughty words
    He sounds like the kind of guy with shackles in his basement and that they'll be basing the next Halloween trilogy on
  • SpartanJock

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    Dec 14, 2007 8:59 PM GMT
    Tigger, go tell him to go f*ck himself, oh wait, he's not into that. icon_neutral.gif

    wikipedia states milking refers to milking, or massaging, the prostate...I don't get the joy of that one
    WS is watersports
    Poppers are amylnitrate...drugs baby, also called head cleaner (used to clean cassete tape heads, tho it will clean the brain cells from your noggin too)
    cath is putting a cath up your wee wee...don't get that one either
    sounding is placing a metallic rod in your urethra and vibrating it...creating a sound (not in mine your don't!! thanks)
    slings are indeed sex swings
    Just ignore the dude, and move on to more important things.
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    Dec 14, 2007 9:19 PM GMT
    Milking can also be to keep jerking you off after you cum. So you are hyper sensitive and you really want them to stop.

    The More you Know ™
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    Dec 14, 2007 9:28 PM GMT
    LOL, Tigger, i'm surprised he didn't ask you to snowball with him!

    SNOWBALLING: its too disgusting to define. I'm curious to know what sounding is.
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    Dec 14, 2007 9:38 PM GMT
    He missed out felching. And cream pies.
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    Dec 15, 2007 12:29 AM GMT
    Hey, redheadguy, want me to teach you about "tantric sex"?
  • kew1

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    Dec 15, 2007 4:08 PM GMT
    Hi Red, whenever I see the word "felching" it makes me think of the talk show host Vanessa.
    As do cream pies:-)



    btw, does "masters & dogs" involve leads (leash) & being taken for a walk/eating from a bowl on the floor? (I've seen Salo & that happens)
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    Dec 15, 2007 5:27 PM GMT
    GuiltyGear, you can teach me any damn thing you like!
  • Tyinstl

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    Dec 16, 2007 1:49 AM GMT
    Creampies sound delicious...until I remember what they are.
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    Dec 17, 2007 10:02 PM GMT
    Sounds are these metal things that you you slide down the urethra and then you hold a tuning fork up to it to vibrate it. Very kinky. Not my idea of fun.
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    Dec 21, 2007 5:22 PM GMT
    Damn...I just realized I need to brush up on my vocab too...wow.
  • Artesin

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    Dec 30, 2007 6:11 AM GMT
    Sounding sounds better than docking which is fucking your piss hole with anything, maybe even a small vibrator if its stretches like that ... look up swollen tip if your curious

    "He sounds like the kind of guy with shackles in his basement and that they'll be basing the next Halloween trilogy on"

    Now the shackles are kinky icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 31, 2007 3:27 AM GMT
    I had no idea what any of those words meant until now. A valuable resource is urbandictionary.com

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    Jan 07, 2008 11:03 AM GMT
    OMG I really feel vanilla!

    What the hell is snow balling? does it involve icing sugar?

    Creampies?? I thought it was something with a pastry base.

    Felching sounds down right scary, do I want to know?
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    Jan 25, 2008 6:41 AM GMT
    Gosh, What ever happened to just good clean simple fun, like BJ's and butt-banging?
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    Jan 31, 2008 11:21 PM GMT
    Snow balling *cough* apparently means the a guy coming in your mouth and then you well, give it back to him.. looooooovely

    no idea what creampies is yet

    But unfortunately I found out what felching is.
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    Feb 03, 2008 12:10 PM GMT
    Creampies... seen it on porn and it requires barebacking.

    Definitely a no-no for me.

    It's when a guy cums inside the other guy's ass and then rims his own cum out of him. :/

    I admit it does look erotic with the right guys on porn LOL icon_redface.gif I guess I shouldn't have said that. LOL

    Dunno about the others. Poppers are some sort of sensitivity enhancing drug that you inhale right? Fisting is downright dangerous. What's felching... hmmm...

    I've read about tantric sex, but I don't believe some of it's possible. LOL

    BTW: Remember kids, to each his own. icon_razz.gif I too am disgusted by some fetishes (BDSM for example) or turned on by some (mild watersports). But hell, sex with men is dusgusting to most other men anyway. LOL
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    Feb 04, 2008 2:12 AM GMT
    OMG!! He didn't have a portable milking machine like this did he??? hahahahahahaha!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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  • Sirkit

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    Feb 04, 2008 5:35 AM GMT
    Amylnitrate (poppers) really isn't all that harmful. The effect is little more than light headedness and apparently an increase in sex drive (who knew) that lasts for 5 min or less. Just never ever drink the stuff, lol.

    Sounds like the guy is into some of the more strange kinks out there. Though too pushy to likely be safe...