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OK SO IM 130,135 NOT SURE IM 5 8..AND I EAT LIKE NO OTHER..IM NOT THAT SKINNY,BUT I WANT A LITTLE BIT MORE WEIGHT ON ME...I DONT WANNA BE HUGE BUT I WANT TO BE BIGGER THEN HOW I AM.,WT SHOULD I EAT,I TEND TO EAT FAST FOODS,,ETC..AND HOW MANY TIMES,AND SHOULD I KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY CALORIES I EAT..OK DONT THINK IM DUMB BUT,,IS THE CALORIES THE ONES THAT COUNT IN FOODS TO GAIN WEIGHT...LOL....ILL KEEP U GUYS UPDATED WITH MY PROGRESS,,THANKS FOR YO HELP,IT MEANS ALOT TO ME =)

I USED TO BE 130 POUNDS, TOO, AND I'M DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE SECRET TO MAGIC WEIGHT GAIN: EAT MORE. EAT SIX, SEVEN, TEN TIMES A DAY. GRAZE LIKE A GODDAMN COW. EAT UNTIL YOU'RE FULL THEN EAT SOME MORE. SECONDS SHOULD BE YOUR GODDAMN MIDDLE NAME. HELL, THIRDS SHOULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU BETTER BE CHEATING ON HER WITH FOURTHS. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!

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hahaha,ok thanks ill eat like a a happy cow in california bwahahaha

flex89 saidI USED TO BE 130 POUNDS, TOO, AND I'M DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE SECRET TO MAGIC WEIGHT GAIN: EAT MORE. EAT SIX, SEVEN, TEN TIMES A DAY. GRAZE LIKE A GODDAMN COW. EAT UNTIL YOU'RE FULL THEN EAT SOME MORE. SECONDS SHOULD BE YOUR GODDAMN MIDDLE NAME. HELL, THIRDS SHOULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU BETTER BE CHEATING ON HER WITH FOURTHS. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!

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Total win.

flex89 saidI USED TO BE 130 POUNDS, TOO, AND I'M DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE SECRET TO MAGIC WEIGHT GAIN: EAT MORE. EAT SIX, SEVEN, TEN TIMES A DAY. GRAZE LIKE A GODDAMN COW. EAT UNTIL YOU'RE FULL THEN EAT SOME MORE. SECONDS SHOULD BE YOUR GODDAMN MIDDLE NAME. HELL, THIRDS SHOULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU BETTER BE CHEATING ON HER WITH FOURTHS. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!

You may also want to turn off your caps lock.

Marry me (Lostboy, you can come too.)

LOL

Oh I´ll come along too hehe

hahaha...u guys r funny........and so hot lol

Ohh I just looked at the OP´s pics. I vote we bring him too hahaha

i say we all go screw it,hehehe...im in love with yo chest haha

Nah, no offense BELLO, just not into the new Jersey guys. Lostboy, is your side of the family paying for the ceremony?

Wow, I've like *SO* missed out on the action here. Talk about ADHD.

ThePenIsMyTier saidNah, no offense BELLO, just not into the new Jersey guys. Lostboy, is your side of the family paying for the ceremony?

I think we should have a small ceremony. Just us.

BTW i still totally think your screen name is The Penis My Tier.

im so lost,r u talking to me,im not from new jersey hahaha...u guys r funny

Lostboy saidBTW i still totally think your screen name is The Penis My Tier.

Yeah that's what I was thinking lol