Who do you think had the biggest dick and why?

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    Oct 09, 2009 12:36 AM GMT
    Jesus? Mohammed? Moses? Buddha? Krishna? or L. Ron Hubbard?
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    Oct 09, 2009 12:43 AM GMT
    You. Just cuz that's how it works out when I think about it.
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    Oct 09, 2009 12:45 AM GMT
    Dear BadmikeyT,

    Oh mine is just average at best, so I wouldn't compare it to THE GODS. In fact I wouldn't even make it past round one if I were up against a South American or African.

    Love,
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    Oct 09, 2009 12:49 AM GMT
    It must have been Mohammed, as we can glean from the little multi-wife feature he built into his new religion.
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    Oct 09, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
    Black Jesus
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    Oct 09, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
    Nice thought about Mohammed, but I'd vote for Buddha and those thoughts of finding happiness in yourself. I think a large penis would be helpful for self-fulfillment.
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    Oct 09, 2009 12:58 AM GMT
    woody harrelson, i love him...

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    also these guys

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    Peyton Manning Pictures, Images and Photos

    what id give to be inbetween those two brothers, i bet theyre packing some serious pubic inches aswell
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
    TexDef07 saidIt must have been Mohammed, as we can glean from the little multi-wife feature he built into his new religion.


    nah, Solomon had way more, 700 official wives and 300 concubines. David had 8 wives named in the Jewish/Christian scripture, many others were unnamed.

    and why hasn't anyone mentioned Goliath? goes without saying.
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
    It was that Jehovah guy. What do you think all those witnesses saw that made them give up birthdays and holidays?
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:14 AM GMT
    Of all the great religious leaders


    I believe Oprah has the biggest dick, 9.2 inchs if I'm not mistaken
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:16 AM GMT
    Please don't post pics. If you show Mohamed's dick, you will have to prepare for Fatwa.
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:28 AM GMT
    Josef Smith clearly wins this round...

    not that'd i'd want it to be lol

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    Oct 09, 2009 1:38 AM GMT
    LMAO @ MsclDrew. My guess is Mohammed.
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:40 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidOf all the great religious leaders


    I believe Oprah has the biggest dick, 9.2 inchs if I'm not mistaken
    lmao, OPRAH'S GONNA DICK YOU DOWN
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    Oct 09, 2009 1:58 AM GMT
    Jesus, but what a waste if he never used it
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    Oct 09, 2009 2:00 AM GMT
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster - I mean just LOOK at those noodles!!!
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    Oct 09, 2009 2:01 AM GMT
    I thought God had a vagina?
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    Oct 09, 2009 2:03 AM GMT
    R.H. Official Scientology biographies present him as a "larger-than-life" figure whose career is studded with admirable accomplishments!
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    Oct 09, 2009 2:04 AM GMT
    My bet is on Lord Ganesha...or maybe that's a trunk...icon_eek.gif

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    Oct 09, 2009 2:22 AM GMT
    Thanks, and I do thank Gawd for his guidance and his tremendous tumescence.icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 09, 2009 3:41 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidJesus? Mohammed? Moses? Buddha? Krishna? or L. Ron Hubbard?




    sacrilegious much?
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    Oct 09, 2009 3:53 AM GMT
    None of the above. Of the gods, Priapus, subject of my doctoral dissertation, was the most hung.

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    Oct 09, 2009 3:57 AM GMT
    Mohammad is the biggest dick. Whether he had the biggest who knows.
  • _gingin

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    Oct 09, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
    MY VOTE GOES TO

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    Oct 09, 2009 4:23 AM GMT
    I would like to think Mohammed because I find Arabic guys attractive. To settle it, I looked up these guys in Wikipedia but it doesn't give their dick sizes.