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Who do you think had the biggest dick and why?
jakebenson Posts: 968	Oct 09, 2009 12:36 AM GMT Jesus? Mohammed? Moses? Buddha? Krishna? or L. Ron Hubbard?

Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 12:43 AM GMT You. Just cuz that's how it works out when I think about it.
jakebenson Posts: 968	Oct 09, 2009 12:45 AM GMT Dear BadmikeyT, Oh mine is just average at best, so I wouldn't compare it to THE GODS. In fact I wouldn't even make it past round one if I were up against a South American or African. Love, Average Dicks Unite: visible, but not really noticeable
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 12:49 AM GMT It must have been Mohammed, as we can glean from the little multi-wife feature he built into his new religion.
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 12:56 AM GMT Black Jesus
nadaquever_rm Posts: 118	Oct 09, 2009 12:56 AM GMT Nice thought about Mohammed, but I'd vote for Buddha and those thoughts of finding happiness in yourself. I think a large penis would be helpful for self-fulfillment.
waxon Posts: 1013	Oct 09, 2009 12:58 AM GMT woody harrelson, i love him... also these guys what id give to be inbetween those two brothers, i bet theyre packing some serious pubic inches aswell
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 1:01 AM GMT TexDef07 saidIt must have been Mohammed, as we can glean from the little multi-wife feature he built into his new religion. nah, Solomon had way more, 700 official wives and 300 concubines. David had 8 wives named in the Jewish/Christian scripture, many others were unnamed. and why hasn't anyone mentioned Goliath? goes without saying.
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 1:04 AM GMT nadaquever_rm said I think a large penis would be helpful for self-fulfillment. LOL,,, and filling a few other things for sure. My guess is with Mohammed...
zdrew Posts: 2968	Oct 09, 2009 1:04 AM GMT It was that Jehovah guy. What do you think all those witnesses saw that made them give up birthdays and holidays?
MsclDrew Posts: 2541	Oct 09, 2009 1:14 AM GMT Of all the great religious leaders I believe Oprah has the biggest dick, 9.2 inchs if I'm not mistaken
1969er Posts: 991	Oct 09, 2009 1:16 AM GMT Please don't post pics. If you show Mohamed's dick, you will have to prepare for Fatwa.
track_boi Posts: 179	Oct 09, 2009 1:28 AM GMT Josef Smith clearly wins this round... not that'd i'd want it to be lol
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 1:38 AM GMT LMAO @ MsclDrew. My guess is Mohammed.
Draoiocht Posts: 170	Oct 09, 2009 1:40 AM GMT MsclDrew saidOf all the great religious leaders I believe Oprah has the biggest dick, 9.2 inchs if I'm not mistaken lmao, OPRAH'S GONNA DICK YOU DOWN
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 1:56 AM GMT Draoiocht said MsclDrew saidOf all the great religious leaders I believe Oprah has the biggest dick, 9.2 inchs if I'm not mistaken lmao, OPRAH'S GONNA DICK YOU DOWN
bartnews Posts: 77	Oct 09, 2009 1:58 AM GMT Jesus, but what a waste if he never used it
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 1:58 AM GMT This one's for GG...
hockeynick79 Posts: 300	Oct 09, 2009 2:00 AM GMT The Flying Spaghetti Monster - I mean just LOOK at those noodles!!!
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 2:01 AM GMT I thought God had a vagina?
Hillie Posts: 1913	Oct 09, 2009 2:03 AM GMT R.H. Official Scientology biographies present him as a "larger-than-life" figure whose career is studded with admirable accomplishments!
BiGymGuy Posts: 884	Oct 09, 2009 2:04 AM GMT My bet is on Lord Ganesha...or maybe that's a trunk...
Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 2:21 AM GMT BiGymGuy, that cute little movie deserves a Flying Penis award!
BiGymGuy Posts: 884	Oct 09, 2009 2:22 AM GMT Thanks, and I do thank Gawd for his guidance and his tremendous tumescence.

Hidden member	Oct 09, 2009 3:41 AM GMT JakeBenson saidJesus? Mohammed? Moses? Buddha? Krishna? or L. Ron Hubbard? sacrilegious much?

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