Once upon a time.....

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    Oct 15, 2009 5:38 AM GMT
    There lived a fucking hot man who was trapped inside a steel castle and............

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    P.S.

    Why is it always fucking DISNEY that has the woman to be saved...where is hope for the man/boy/guy???

    FUCK DISNEY!
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    Oct 15, 2009 1:43 PM GMT
    There lived a fucking hot man who was trapped inside a steel castle and............
    This man came from a land with a blood pact to serve the "Pants Seam" clan and with word of his disappearance sent out a search party for him...

    Now, his man had left the clan some time ago looking for our hero, using his heart as a compass. True and accurate, it had always drawn him in the right direction, but this time was different. The steel castle had a strange machinery in it, charging the castle walls with an energy that hid our hero's heart from his lover.

    Meanwhile, the 'Pants Seam' Clan began searching. Bulletins were put up in towns asking, 'Have You Seen This Man' ? Regrettably, the only pic they had was a photo taken by the man's lover of him in a rather compromising position, and the set of cheeks showing in the picture were not the cheeks of the man's face.

    Though there were many admiring comments from the townsfolk, identifying a man by his raised buttocks made recognizing him problematic.....
  • Little_Spoon

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    Oct 15, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
    he died; however, his Hispanic cousin lived on to be a great Wizard.

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  • Nayro

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    Oct 15, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
    What his hispanic cousin didn't know that his wand had some special powers!icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 15, 2009 3:32 PM GMT

    Like the wand's ability to make dinner appear on the table. What he did know about the wand was that it could make the world repeat a day all over again, so he used it and presto, our hero was alive again - but still trapped in the steel tower.

    He had tried finding a way out, but the tower seemed to have no doors, just a tiny window in the topmost turret. This time he didn't try to climb out of it and down the outside wall, which is how he'd died the first time.

    Meanwhile, his lover woke up to find himself a day behind in his search.....
  • Little_Spoon

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    Oct 15, 2009 3:51 PM GMT
    His lover, Delmar, decided the best way to track his lover was to follow his heart. Delmar walked on following the silent call of his lover. As he neared the end of his kings lands he noticed a large tower poking up from the horizon. As soon as Delmar's eyes fell on the tower he felt his heart rip from his chest.

    "Surely Gabriel is here,"' he said to himself before presssing onwards towards the tower.

    Little did he know that the third guard to the evil Vanderkyle was already waiting for him at the entrance.
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    Oct 15, 2009 8:32 PM GMT
    Maybe I have the ending to this icon_question.gif
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    Oct 15, 2009 8:51 PM GMT
    but Gabriel also had the gift of premonition and knew what Vanderkyle would try to do in his attempt to save his beloved from the tower.
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    Oct 15, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
    I want my Prince to swoop down and take me up with a laser beam and then fly my to a remote island and then.......


    He is no odinary Prnice!!