guy at the gym

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    Oct 16, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
    OK, there was this really hot guy at my gym in rowing lycra. icon_wink.gif So I went and asked him who he rowed for and then chatted naturally about his job, lifting and stuff in the breaks from lifting, over maybe 45 minutes before he left. We exchanged names and he was a nice guy.

    I somehow feel that I should have made this into a drama of some kind. Could anyone advise me on how to make what was a natural and non creepy interaction into something much, much more physco and concerning?
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    Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM GMT

    "I somehow feel that I should have made this into a drama of some kind. Could anyone advise me on how to make what was a natural and non creepy interaction into something much, much more physco and concerning?"


    Sure....icon_lol.gif

    OK, there was this really hot guy at my gym in rowing lycra. So I went and asked him who he rowed for and then forced him into chatting about his job, lifting and stuff in the breaks from lifting, over maybe 45 minutes before he left.

    We exchanged names and he was a nice guy. I followed him in my car and the next morning he was pounding on my windshield, yelling that I was stalking him. Why? Everyone here says you have to show them you're interested, right? So why did he take my camera and electronic ear away?
    Maybe I should have been more direct with him.

    I can't sleep now, after seeing him in the window with another man that he throttled. That man's arms went up and down and up and down and then went limp. He's now wrapped in a plastic bag in the guy I like's backyard. Should I ask him if he's the BF? Suppose he doesn't answer me? Are they long term or was this just a trick that just met my guy on his way home?

    Should I show up at the gym with a large plastic bag like the one my guy used on that man? Should I pick a bag colour that goes with my tan?



  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM GMT
    What....no STALKING!?!?!!!! You could have at least have stolen his lycra while he was showering.
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    Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
    In retrospect i should probably not have spoken to him, as it was too normal (it´s a small gym and I spoke to the cute blond twink too). I think it would have been better to run away and hide behind the cardio machines and look at his ass in the mirror.
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    Oct 16, 2009 3:00 PM GMT


    ...yes, and play with yourself surreptitiously when he glances at said mirror.
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    Oct 16, 2009 4:54 PM GMT
    meninlove said
    "I somehow feel that I should have made this into a drama of some kind. Could anyone advise me on how to make what was a natural and non creepy interaction into something much, much more physco and concerning?"


    Sure....icon_lol.gif

    OK, there was this really hot guy at my gym in rowing lycra. So I went and asked him who he rowed for and then forced him into chatting about his job, lifting and stuff in the breaks from lifting, over maybe 45 minutes before he left.

    We exchanged names and he was a nice guy. I followed him in my car and the next morning he was pounding on my windshield, yelling that I was stalking him. Why? Everyone here says you have to show them you're interested, right? So why did he take my camera and electronic ear away?
    Maybe I should have been more direct with him.

    I can't sleep now, after seeing him in the window with another man that he throttled. That man's arms went up and down and up and down and then went limp. He's now wrapped in a plastic bag in the guy I like's backyard. Should I ask him if he's the BF? Suppose he doesn't answer me? Are they long term or was this just a trick that just met my guy on his way home?

    Should I show up at the gym with a large plastic bag like the one my guy used on that man? Should I pick a bag colour that goes with my tan?





    If I catch you following / stalking me, you'll be reading a police report about you...SICKO.
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    Oct 16, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
    He works as a lifeguard. Should I turn up and swim in some of these?

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    these?

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    Oct 16, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
    I just met with a personal trainer at the gym today. He seemed really really into me. I mean, he followed me around from station to station, was constantly complimenting my form, bumping fists when I finished a set, etc., etc. He even held onto my sweat towel for me. The whole time I was there it was like as far as he was concerned, I was the only guy in the whole gym. When I was on the floor doing abwork, he totally was standing directly over me, like he wanted me to stare up at his crotch or something.

    Do you think he likes me? Is he gay? Do you think he'd let me take him into the sauna and do naughty things to his boy bits? And then will he love me always and forever, truly, madly and deeply???

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    (PS -- Chuck, this thread is clearly a joke and a parody of others on this site. It's not -- as you clearly think -- always about you, you, you.)
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 16, 2009 7:34 PM GMT
    If Stockard Channing follows me again I will call the FBI. I assure you, Stockard is a stalker.
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    Oct 16, 2009 8:41 PM GMT
    I saw a guy on this website once at my gym. Do you think he is gay?
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    Oct 16, 2009 8:57 PM GMT
    Sxy -- lol I know. Was totally kidding. I wouldn't have noticed if he was gay or not anyway -- I was just busy trying to keep my form good and not puke. It was a leg day.
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    Oct 16, 2009 9:01 PM GMT
    In retrospect I think I should have made some really awkward and inappropriate comment about his package bouncing in the lycra when he was doing plyometrics.
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    Oct 16, 2009 9:06 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidIn retrospect I think I should have made some really awkward and inappropriate comment about his package bouncing in the lycra when he was doing plyometrics.


    Inappropriate....yes, awkward....maybe, mandatory....absolutely.
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    Oct 16, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
    it´s just so hard for me to behave like that towards other men, though that I know that gay men are meant to be stalkerish and odd around younger, very hot guys in lycra. it´s just I see them as human beings and treat them that way, talking with them the same way I talk to the female receptionist.

    I have so much to learn.





    I LOVE the way we had to explain it to Chucky.
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    Oct 16, 2009 10:31 PM GMT
    zdrew bruh...you are funny manicon_wink.gif
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    Oct 16, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
    You should have placed your hands on his biceps and commented on how rowing has really toned his body and you appreciate the visual stimulus package in Lycra! Casually dropping your ipod only to come up for air taking a whiff of his crotch and nice lick of your lips. I'm sure that would have gotten his attention.
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    Oct 16, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
    Zdrew and Hillie-
    Hilarious!!
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    Oct 16, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
    zdrew said

    (PS -- Chuck, this thread is clearly a joke and a parody of others on this site. It's not -- as you clearly think -- always about you, you, you.)


    I'd like to think chuckystud was joking as well. But I'm not so sure.
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    Oct 17, 2009 12:22 AM GMT
    theatrengym said
    zdrew said

    (PS -- Chuck, this thread is clearly a joke and a parody of others on this site. It's not -- as you clearly think -- always about you, you, you.)


    I'd like to think chuckystud was joking as well. But I'm not so sure.


    Hmmm....well you know what? I'd honestly never considered that (really!). When a joke sounds too much like someone's normal song-and-dance, it often flops. If he was joking, my bad.
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    Oct 17, 2009 3:13 AM GMT
    There was this extremely hot guy at the gym today who asked me to spot him. However, the problem is I think he got embarrassed cuz he just said "appreciate it man" I mean he called me "man" not "baby" "honey" or "sweet cheeks." I mean he asked ME to spot HIM out of all the guys in the gym. He's obviously into ME! What gives? Is he just playing it cool? Playing hard to get? Should I invite him over for a protein shake? Should I wear lycra? Should I get a tattoo? Should I trade my maltese in for a doberman?

    Someone help! I think I'm falling in love with this guy!!!

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    Oct 17, 2009 3:43 AM GMT
    i love bounceing packages when i do plyo too....see we all have soo much in common!COLORED TEXT GOES HERECOLORED TEXT GOES HERERESIZED TEXT GOES HERE
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    Oct 17, 2009 12:26 PM GMT
    Hillie saidYou should have placed your hands on his biceps and commented on how rowing has really toned his body and you appreciate the visual stimulus package in Lycra! Casually dropping your ipod only to come up for air taking a whiff of his crotch and nice lick of your lips. I'm sure that would have gotten his attention.


    that´s so creepy! I would never have thought to do that. brilliant
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    Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM GMT
    It's actually best not to speak at all...Just stare a lot and rub your crotch...
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    Oct 17, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
    Runninchlt said I mean he asked ME to spot HIM out of all the guys in the gym. He's obviously into ME! What gives? Is he just playing it cool? Playing hard to get? Should I invite him over for a protein shake? Should I wear lycra? Should I get a tattoo? Should I trade my maltese in for a doberman?
    Someone help! I think I'm falling in love with this guy!!!


    Let's all hope after this thread no one will dare ever again to ask what to do if he catches someone's eye at the gym.

    Any violators will be bound, gagged, wrapped in lycra, and dumped in the sauna with a sign attached saying "Kiss me I'm yours."
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    Oct 17, 2009 10:00 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    theatrengym said
    I'd like to think chuckystud was joking as well. But I'm not so sure.

    You're joshing, right? Chucky is entirely devoid of irony. And humor.


    What he wrote was so exceptionally ridiculous, even by the standards to which I've become used, that I wanted to hope he'd recently developed a sense of humor and self-mockery.

    But, alas, with no confirmation of a humorous intent having appeared by now, I fear he was serious.