So... which of you had condoms on your hands last night?

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  Oct 18, 2009 3:15 PM GMT

  The following text messages conversation happened between a friend named Julie and I last night.
  
  Julie: What's your RJ name again
  
  Me: Fountains. Why?
  
  Julie: because there's a fellow RJer here ;)
  
  Me: Sweet. Is he a hottie?
  
  Julie: He's got condoms on his hands
  
  Me: ummm ok.
  
  
  So after a night of being perplexed, my interest is now piqued. Which of you made the jump from six degrees of separation to one degree of separation last night? How did this happen? Why did you have condoms on your hands? I have so many questions for you, whoever you are!

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  Oct 18, 2009 9:23 PM GMT

  not on my hands, but on another body part..flushed down the toilet after being well used.

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  Oct 18, 2009 9:24 PM GMT

  rnch saidnot on my hands, but on another body part..flushed down the toilet after being well used.

  
  
  congrats! so anyways...

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  Oct 18, 2009 9:56 PM GMT

  Condoms are for dicks. For my hands, I keep a supply of surgical gloves, when some finger probing is indicated.
  
  The old adage: "The right tool for the right job" still applies.

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  Oct 18, 2009 11:48 PM GMT

  i had a condom in my hand last night but only because i had to give one to my friend who was shagging some guy in my bed

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  Oct 19, 2009 12:53 AM GMT

  Someone is in here undercover. WARNING. WARNING. This is an actual emergency. A heterosexual was with Fountains friend Julie last night and he has an RJ account. I repeat: Heterosexual on the loose.

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  Oct 19, 2009 12:57 AM GMT

  Did you not ask Julie what her friend's name is? That would probably be easier.

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  Oct 19, 2009 2:16 AM GMT

  rnch saidnot on my hands, but on another body part..flushed down the toilet after being well used.

  
  
  Not a good idea generally. Unless the plumber is hot lol.

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  Oct 19, 2009 2:21 AM GMT

  Simply_Drew said

  rnch saidnot on my hands, but on another body part..flushed down the toilet after being well used.

  
  
  Not a good idea generally. Unless the plumber is hot lol.

  
  Oh it's all imaginary ...dont worry

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  Oct 19, 2009 2:40 AM GMT

  I'm with my buddy, JllyRancher...did you ask your friend? hehe

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  Oct 19, 2009 4:22 AM GMT

  she didn't text back. But he did text me today! and he is in no way a heterosexual!

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