How many times did you fart today?

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    Oct 20, 2009 4:19 AM GMT
    16?
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    Oct 20, 2009 4:21 AM GMT
    37

    Well, that brown mosquito cropdusted through the redline stop might count as 4-5 by itself. In that case, maybe 42.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Oct 20, 2009 4:22 AM GMT
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  • Melos

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    Oct 20, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
    Not as much as I have in the past, but everyone in the vicinity shed a tear each time.
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    Oct 20, 2009 5:48 AM GMT
    I have to keep the cat in the bag.

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    Oct 20, 2009 10:38 AM GMT
    no idea, I don't log them, I enjoy them.
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    Oct 20, 2009 11:18 AM GMT
    A lot more than usual. It must have been the macaroni and cheese special.
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    Oct 20, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
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    Oct 20, 2009 1:47 PM GMT
    No idea.
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    Oct 20, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
    lost count after 25..i even fart when i pee! LOL!
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    Oct 20, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
    Eating edamame like candy...ran out of fingers and toes to count...icon_redface.gif
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    Oct 20, 2009 1:58 PM GMT
    LMAO!!!....okay, so this is the funniest thread in a very long time...I usually don't count them...don't think I can count that high. All I know is my dog runs when she hears them.

    Protein drinks with powdered oatmeal translates to...

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    Oct 20, 2009 2:00 PM GMT
    And in the event of a Dutch Oven situation...my dog has that covered.

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    Oct 20, 2009 11:34 PM GMT
    I was at the gym yesterday and was doing a shoulder press with free weights. As soon as I lifted the weights, a fart squeeked out so loud.
    I pretended like I didnt hear it or do it, but the smell began to makes its way around the free weights area. I named that fart Debbie
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    Oct 20, 2009 11:35 PM GMT

    Look out of your window, if you see a rainbow on the horizon....I just farted.

  • 2theTEE

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    Oct 20, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
    Just bottled my 11th one...200 more bottles to go.
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    Oct 20, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
    CapeAnnAthletic saidLMAO!!!....okay, so this is the funniest thread in a very long time...I usually don't count them...don't think I can count that high. All I know is my dog runs when she hears them.

    Protein drinks with powdered oatmeal translates to...

    Although I'm sure you have also worked this one out, I personally was slow to learn this.

    When on a high protein diet DO NOT fart in the shower!

    I still haven't gotten those IQ points back....

    and I really need them!!!
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    Oct 21, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
    way too many times to count...
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    Oct 21, 2009 1:19 AM GMT
    *VOM*
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    Oct 21, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
    filmhottie saidI was at the gym yesterday and was doing a shoulder press with free weights. As soon as I lifted the weights, a fart squeeked out so loud.
    I pretended like I didnt hear it or do it, but the smell began to makes its way around the free weights area. I named that fart Debbie



    OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "let me get this straight" you...named...the...fart.........DEBBIE?????? OMG (rotfl) HAHAHAHAHA why? just cause its that funny.
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    Oct 21, 2009 1:37 AM GMT
    OOPS!
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    Oct 21, 2009 1:37 AM GMT
    ...and I do believe that with this thread, RJ Forums have finally "jumped the shark."
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    Oct 21, 2009 5:44 AM GMT
    filmhottie saidI was at the gym yesterday and was doing a shoulder press with free weights. As soon as I lifted the weights, a fart squeeked out so loud.
    I pretended like I didnt hear it or do it, but the smell began to makes its way around the free weights area. I named that fart Debbie


    "Name that Fart" How do you choose? Spontaneous whim? Careful consideration re tonality/aroma? Remind you of a Debbie you actually knew?


    LEG press is the squeaker for me.
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    Oct 21, 2009 6:14 AM GMT
    http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm