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Who combs their hair?
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 20, 2009 4:28 AM GMT I don't.

Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 4:30 AM GMT GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. Why not?
xassantex Posts: 230	Oct 20, 2009 4:38 AM GMT yaah, why not? i blow dry mine every morning
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 20, 2009 4:40 AM GMT danisnotstr8 said GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. Why not? I was held down by circus clowns as a child while they mercilessly slapped my genitals with Goody combs.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 5:08 AM GMT Bring back memories, ball-comb-boy? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 20, 2009 5:16 AM GMT danisnotstr8 said Bring back memories, ball-comb-boy? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Actually, it was the 80's you bastard!
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 5:21 AM GMT This is my favorite topic EVER on RJ. It's something that would really matter to a 5th grader... and so it will fair well on this website. Give it a day to bloom... I'll take "Things that really don't fucking matter for 1200, Alex."
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 7:46 AM GMT I don't Mindless forums are good sometimes. Mindless people a different story!
G_Force Posts: 922	Oct 20, 2009 4:16 PM GMT I don't comb at all. I mess my hair up with pomade. lol
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 4:27 PM GMT Usually keep hair short, so need to comb, else will do.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 4:30 PM GMT not enough to comb... so no.
Celticmusl Posts: 981	Oct 20, 2009 4:33 PM GMT I comb my wigs every day. When I have to travel I hire someone to house sit and comb my wigs.
ManMachine23 Posts: 249	Oct 20, 2009 4:40 PM GMT I used to comb my hair. But gave up when I realized that the perfect "Shaun Cassidy " feathered hair look was out of style.
redheadguy Posts: 2970	Oct 20, 2009 4:43 PM GMT Nah, only puffs comb.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 4:45 PM GMT Um is this only referring to head hair? Someone had to ask and it might as be me...
evilgemini Posts: 269	Oct 20, 2009 4:49 PM GMT my bald bf introduced me to this palm sized flexy comb he found at the 99 cents store that's especailly for short/no hair. i've been growing out a crewcut for the last month and it's great -- feels like a scalp massage
chuckystud Posts: 4810	Oct 20, 2009 4:59 PM GMT Don't need no stinking hair. ICK.
McGay Posts: 5113	Oct 20, 2009 5:05 PM GMT jewfro here.
viveutvivas Posts: 24	Oct 20, 2009 5:08 PM GMT danisnotstr8 said GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. Why not? Isn't his picture self-explanatory? I don't comb either for the same reason. Being buzzed is a liberation, and it looks cool.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 5:13 PM GMT GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. Fortunately, I comb Guerrilla's hair for him.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 5:19 PM GMT Who combs their hair? I do, even put a part in it when I'm wearing a coat & tie. But usually after a shower I just let it air-dry naturally after a light toweling, tousled as-is without a comb. When dry I'll run a comb through it, pulling it forward over my forehead with no part, often not bothering with a mirror. I got that habit while in the Army, and it works well when camping, too, or in a gym locker room, when fussing in front of a mirror either isn't possible, or desirable. I also cut my own hair, BTW, haven't seen a barber in decades.
SavageRoses Posts: 8	Oct 20, 2009 5:23 PM GMT Not me I just use gel and my hands.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 7:24 PM GMT I do. But only when I want to look like a pedophile* *I am not saying all guys who comb their hair look like pedophile. Geez guys, relax. Oh, and if you are reading this Lostboy, who has been using the small print notation on here for a few weeks, I want to lick honey off of your nipples.
cupidshold Posts: 634	Oct 20, 2009 7:25 PM GMT I brush mine. not enough hair to comb.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614	Oct 20, 2009 7:45 PM GMT McGay saidjewfro here. I picture you more Hasidic.
McGay Posts: 5113	Oct 20, 2009 7:46 PM GMT You leave me speechless, bra, er bro.
Space_Cowboy_... Posts: 252	Oct 20, 2009 8:01 PM GMT I brush my hair, and do other stuff to it but comb... I don't think I've ever used a comb to do my hair though
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 9:15 PM GMT "Always brush your hair and comb your teeth...um, er.....the other way around!"~~ Memorable line from an otherwise unmemorable movie I saw late one night years ago.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 9:18 PM GMT mickeytopogigio said McGay saidjewfro here. I picture you more Hasidic.
cthedj Posts: 401	Oct 20, 2009 9:52 PM GMT Nope...just gel it or nothing. Even when its a bit longer....
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 10:24 PM GMT mickeytopogigio ....you have left me speechless.
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 10:26 PM GMT Back in the day I could spend 25 minutes or more. Now it only takes a few minutes to put in some gel and go.
jarhead5536 Posts: 1255	Oct 20, 2009 10:28 PM GMT I'll go with it. I have shoulder length hair now, so yes, I have to comb it...
Hidden member	Oct 20, 2009 11:18 PM GMT My hair looks better if I blow dry and brush it......I like the tousled look.
iguanaSF Posts: 1222	Oct 20, 2009 11:35 PM GMT * Insert completely sincere description of personal hair grooming process here, spoken in the 1st person, without a trace of sarcasm." * Insert optional "I can't understand how other guys can XXX. It's so disgusting" comment here, followed by a "WTF" in lower case. * * Eagerly await others' comments on your hair grooming process, or your shock and disgust over people who don't groom hair exactly like you do. * * Check other hot RJ topics related to chest hair, guys looking at you in the locker room, underwear options, cologne, and gaydar, repeating the steps above. *
GuiltyGear Posts: 5927	Oct 20, 2009 11:36 PM GMT I brush my "eighties" manstache.
Hidden member	Oct 29, 2009 11:57 PM GMT I always had long hair since 1970, when I turned 18. I comb it right back, with no parting. During the day it is tied back with a hairband.
Hidden member	Oct 29, 2009 11:58 PM GMT I have to It looks rather horrible if my hair isn't brushed... so bad.
ChilaxinJOCK0... Posts: 270	Oct 29, 2009 11:59 PM GMT the title of this forum alone cracks me up.... i just use my hands tho lol
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 12:16 AM GMT Hair is for unshaven pussies.
_chuck_ Posts: 430	Oct 30, 2009 12:33 AM GMT when it is long enough I comb it until the next haircut
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 12:38 AM GMT GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. LMFAO This is the best RJ thread ever. Such utter nonsense!
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 12:44 AM GMT
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 12:58 AM GMT I wish I could.
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 1:53 AM GMT comb what little I have every day!
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 1:57 AM GMT
bodyarthero Posts: 55	Oct 30, 2009 3:04 AM GMT does running your hands through your hair count?
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 4:50 AM GMT only my back hair, otherwise I use my fingers
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 30, 2009 4:54 AM GMT lilTanker saidonly my back hair, otherwise I use my fingers I put beads in my back hair. When startled by predators I shake myself vigorously and the rattling sound scares them away.
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 4:59 AM GMT GuerrillaSodomite said lilTanker saidonly my back hair, otherwise I use my fingers I put beads in my back hair. When startled by predators I shake myself vigorously and the rattling sound scares them away. Oh I should totally try that! Would also be a great built in back massage too, just rub up against the wall.. if anyone asks I suppose you can just say your scenting your territory.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 30, 2009 5:14 AM GMT lilTanker said GuerrillaSodomite said lilTanker saidonly my back hair, otherwise I use my fingers I put beads in my back hair. When startled by predators I shake myself vigorously and the rattling sound scares them away. Oh I should totally try that! Would also be a great built in back massage too, just rub up against the wall.. if anyone asks I suppose you can just say your scenting your territory. Sometimes I even soil myself and play dead.
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 5:21 AM GMT GS - i love it when you part your hair in the middle like that
a1972guy Posts: 3008	Oct 30, 2009 5:23 AM GMT GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. I think you should feather it, you know '70's style.....
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 30, 2009 5:32 AM GMT a1972guy said GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. I think you should feather it, you know '70's style..... It'll be my tribute to Farrah.
Pinny Posts: 1722	Oct 30, 2009 6:23 AM GMT The interrogative pronoun and the possessive adjective in the title do not agree and thus no hair shall be combed.
Webster666 Posts: 1230	Oct 30, 2009 6:24 AM GMT Yes, I comb my hair. I'm glad to see that the Auschwitz hair style of a few years ago has gone out of fashion. I see that the bed head style is still barely holding on.
Crucializer Posts: 43	Oct 30, 2009 6:33 AM GMT I just mix in the mousse and how ever it turns out, there it is - as long as nothings standing up. Then I hair spray the hell out of it or it'll be a big poofball by the end of the day.
Hidden member	Oct 30, 2009 6:45 AM GMT Not me
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Oct 30, 2009 7:19 AM GMT Pinny saidThe interrogative pronoun and the possessive adjective in the title do not agree and thus no hair shall be combed. I was wondering if anyone would ever catch that. Dan and I had to wait 11 days for the real pay out on this thread?
jawrhed Posts: 617	Nov 01, 2009 7:38 PM GMT So "Who combs his (her, its', my) hair?" what it spose to be?
BiGymGuy Posts: 582	Nov 01, 2009 7:46 PM GMT a little butch on the front and a quick brush; good for the day.
Hidden member	Nov 01, 2009 8:10 PM GMT GuerrillaSodomite said Pinny saidThe interrogative pronoun and the possessive adjective in the title do not agree and thus no hair shall be combed. I was wondering if anyone would ever catch that. Dan and I had to wait 11 days for the real pay out on this thread? Finally. Phew. Pinny, we love you. This topic is wrong on so many levels.
Hidden member	Nov 01, 2009 8:14 PM GMT MunchingZombie saidI do. But only when I want to look like a pedophile* *I am not saying all guys who comb their hair look like pedophile. Geez guys, relax. Oh, and if you are reading this Lostboy, who has been using the small print notation on here for a few weeks, I want to lick honey off of your nipples. Sure, Munchy, any time (in reply to small print)
Ciarsolo7 Posts: 309	Nov 01, 2009 8:15 PM GMT danisnotstr8 said Perez did that if I'm not mistaken...
Hidden member	Nov 01, 2009 10:18 PM GMT GuerrillaSodomite said danisnotstr8 said GuerrillaSodomite saidI don't. Why not? I was held down by circus clowns as a child while they mercilessly slapped my genitals with Goody combs. {Studly gathers up some Goody combs, gets some grease paint and a rainbow wig and heads over to Guerrilla's house.....} C'mere, boy!
Hidden member	Nov 17, 2009 4:24 AM GMT I still don't bother combing my hair. It's too short.
chgobuzz1 Posts: 6	Nov 17, 2009 4:36 AM GMT Shave that excess protein off your head and enjoy the headrubs ! I love being smooth bald or buzzed down to an 1/8th. You gotta try it !
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946	Nov 17, 2009 4:40 AM GMT I thought about combing my hair today. I set the comb down on the table, stared at it pensively for a few minutes and then ran out of the room in tears.
Hidden member	Nov 17, 2009 4:41 AM GMT I like to part my pubes down the middle... rat-tail comb works best
Hidden member	Nov 17, 2009 1:22 PM GMT GuerrillaSodomite saidI thought about combing my hair today. I set the comb down on the table, stared at it pensively for a few minutes and then ran out of the room in tears.
Hidden member	Nov 17, 2009 1:27 PM GMT This reminds me of clean shave my head before i go to work .... hair=Overrated .....
Hidden member	Nov 17, 2009 1:59 PM GMT I'm thinking of chopping mine off today. http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/717348/ ... ok and now to get off the computer and get going.

Hidden member	Nov 18, 2009 5:21 AM GMT My hair's too thick for your average comb.. I've been using my five fingers as a comb for years...