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Jan 23, 2007 6:38 AM GMT
Totally turned on by hockey studs and their hot legs and firm asses. Always fantasized about m2m action after hockety games in the lockerroom and showers - anyone ever live this fantasy out? does it happen?
Jan 23, 2007 7:08 AM GMT
Oh yes I do...count me in...not just hockey players, but rugby players too. Those broad and chunky physiques!! One of my fantasies!
Todtools Posts: 26
Jan 23, 2007 11:15 AM GMT
Love to be a fly on the way before and after a game in those locker rooms. Anyone ever steal another guys undies or jock while he is in the shower?
grosek Posts: 2
Jan 23, 2007 1:47 PM GMT
i play hockey twice a week and especially after a good win, the showers are alot more liberal then when you're pissed about a bad loss.
rockstarkowbo... Posts: 53
Jan 24, 2007 7:56 PM GMT
Have y'all seen the Madison gay hockey league?

http://www.madisongayhockey.org
Jan 26, 2007 8:23 PM GMT
Ok so i open up my local newspaper, and in the sports section there is a story about Darcy Tuckers current injury ( Maple Leafs toronto). They show a pic of him in his cast. YAYA normal normal except for the fact that on his other foot he is wearing an Ugg boot. Now granted there are male models of Uggs, but what straight person do you know that wears Uggs. Anyways i just thought it was funny.
Feb 11, 2007 9:33 PM GMT
That Mark Badowski from http://www.madisongayhockey.org looks particularly yummy! :D
vocalbear Posts: 5
Feb 12, 2007 8:18 AM GMT
The only straight guys that i know of who wear UGs are from down under.
HotCoach Posts: 180
May 17, 2007 12:55 AM GMT
Yeah, hockey asses and catcher's butts. THE best!
ncaahockey Posts: 9
May 19, 2007 11:44 AM GMT
Yeah have always dreamed of some HOT fun in the locker room or showers after a game but still has not happened! There are a few guys here who play hockey I wouldn't mind hitting the ice with and then go back to the dressing room!
mcwclewis Posts: 723
May 21, 2007 12:27 AM GMT
I used to date a hockey player....

yeah.....



I preffer lacrosse.
Jul 02, 2007 6:47 PM GMT
I worked at a hockey camp for 8 summers. Yeah I played in university, I loved hockey thats why I worked at he camp. An amazing experience to say the least-shit does go down thats all I'm gonna say-no names. I was at one of the cottages doing some carpentry repairs. I started working on the broken window and just looked in and see a pro hockey player stroking his dick(and a fine dick it was). He stood up came to the window, still at it. Asked me if I wanted some. lol It blew my mind. I just laughed at him. The boys were entertaining a date.

Jul 02, 2007 7:56 PM GMT
had a fling w/ a hockey jock last spring
Jul 03, 2007 8:38 PM GMT
ncaa-do you shoot left? now just figure out what shooting I'm talking about. woof.
where was the deep sea adventure? you can't skate in that helmet.
CalgaryMuscle Posts: 8
Jul 20, 2007 4:42 PM GMT
I know of a local pro hockey player that has bottomed in a bathroom stall. So yeah, it does happen.
Jul 20, 2007 4:50 PM GMT
my experience was sort of a whirlwind - met as the result of a, "dramatic," (by dramatic I mean a queen went freakshow at Charlie's) and so I, hm, nah, the details aren't important - I'll just say that it was an intense couple of weeks. And I'm not that small, and yet he could literally pick me up and move me anywhere!

To quote Marianne Dashwood, "he picked me up as if I weighed no more than a trite leaf!"
Jul 21, 2007 3:29 AM GMT
Calgary Muscle-Talisman Centre)aka Lindsay Park) rocks-best training facility in Canada IMHO.
So a Calgary Flame bottoms-well there's a character issue that would not pass the scrutiny of management. J.I.? nah say it ain't so.
CalgaryMuscle Posts: 8
Jul 23, 2007 5:58 PM GMT
Yeah, Talisman is the best place for sure. I hear it's the largest facility of it's kind in Canada, and the second biggest in North America after some place in NYC. So we Calgarians are pretty lucky I have to say. Haven't run into too many hockey jocks there, unfortunately.
Jul 25, 2007 5:45 AM GMT
Gosh there are hockey players at Talisman, including the Flames. They use the rehab services and the facility-guess ya just gotta be there when they are.
I'm an Oiler fan anyway. lol well I am.
shoelessj Posts: 250
Dec 06, 2007 1:20 AM GMT
I think generally Canadians are hot, so that can be a large part of my fantasies, at least.
Unfortunately, as someone who has played [high school, a little afterward], hockey locker rooms can really, really stink, and not in a good hot and sweaty way. But maybe it's different up north...
Dec 08, 2007 7:03 PM GMT
shoelessjI think generally Canadians are hot, so that can be a large part of my fantasies, at least.
Unfortunately, as someone who has played [high school, a little afterward], hockey locker rooms can really, really stink, and not in a good hot and sweaty way. But maybe it's different up north...


No it is no different up here. Every time I hear about some fantasy involving hockey dressing rooms I roll my eyes. Hockey dressing rooms are the foulest smelling places on earth. After a game the guys are tired, hot, dripping wet and usually in a big hurry to get the gear off and into a shower. Believe me, they don't look that good either. Stinking gear litters the floor from one end to the other. Sexy dressing rooms are only in porno movies.
PRDGUY Posts: 389
Jul 19, 2008 5:12 PM GMT
Know two hockey studs..... NCAAHOCKEY and WELLU, and both are crazy hot!
ncaahockey Posts: 9
Jul 19, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
Thank you very much PRDGUY! your very HOT yourself!
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Jul 19, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
jeff_winnipeg said
shoelessjI think generally Canadians are hot, so that can be a large part of my fantasies, at least.
Unfortunately, as someone who has played [high school, a little afterward], hockey locker rooms can really, really stink, and not in a good hot and sweaty way. But maybe it's different up north...


No it is no different up here. Every time I hear about some fantasy involving hockey dressing rooms I roll my eyes. Hockey dressing rooms are the foulest smelling places on earth. After a game the guys are tired, hot, dripping wet and usually in a big hurry to get the gear off and into a shower. Believe me, they don't look that good either. Stinking gear litters the floor from one end to the other. Sexy dressing rooms are only in porno movies.


It's true.. After a soccer game I don't even want to stick around or be conversational.. I just want to get home, shower off the dirt and sweat and relax for a bit.

Theres nothing sexy for the guy who's running around in the sun for 90 minutes, maybe the spectators.
Limited Posts: 46
Aug 13, 2008 7:19 PM GMT
I use to play hockey back when I was younger. Its the one sport that I truly love...
joeindallas Posts: 479
Aug 13, 2008 10:02 PM GMT
Stayed in Hawaii and Eric Hayden the speed skater was there. Damn glutes of steel and if he was a BBer world class legs. Also HUNG like a BULL
beowulfer Posts: 1
Sep 12, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
Right there with you in that fantasy...especially for college hockey. I am assuming you follow Michigan (their uniforms make every player look fucking awesome). I follow St. Lawrence and love those as well.
Sep 12, 2008 3:32 AM GMT
The MAIN reason I love Hockey players....


The Russian Rocket!!

Yummy...
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 3652
Sep 12, 2008 3:35 AM GMT
Gettingharder saidThe MAIN reason I love Hockey players....


The Russian Rocket!!

Yummy...



Awwwww, man, I thought you were going to say that the MAIN reason you love Hockey players is their "Hockey Moms in Lipstick"
Sep 12, 2008 7:35 PM GMT
CuriousJockAZ said
Gettingharder saidThe MAIN reason I love Hockey players....


The Russian Rocket!!

Yummy...



Awwwww, man, I thought you were going to say that the MAIN reason you love Hockey players is their "Hockey Moms in Lipstick"


Maybe Ms. Palin will help spread the gospel of ice hockey to the rest of the USA outside of the cold climates.

Then Americans will discover what Canadians have always known. Hockey players are masculine, sexy, reasonably polite and very fit!
HotCoach Posts: 180
Sep 15, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
Been told that Hockey is the only anaerobic sport but I'd have to throw in Nordic skiing to.

Does anyone know where the name "hockey" comes from?

Game was invented by the Iroquis in Upstate NY. They invented LaCrosse too. In fact Hockey is LaCrosse played upside down, if you will, and on ice! Field hockey is a derivative also.

LaCrosse comes from the French settlers on the St. Lawrence. The LaCrosse stick reminded them of the Bishop's staff, La Crossier ,the hook or crook used by shepards to pull sheep out of dangerous places. Think the name also come down to the stick the guy at the betting table uses to pull in the chips.
Anyway "hockey" is the Algonquin word for "go faster".

Got all that from one of my students who played both at St. Lawrence.

Only one of my 5 sons played hockey. Loved to go to his games or take him to games in Boston, Harvard, MIT, BC, and BU...the Bean pot crowd.
Oct 10, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
I grew up playing hockey and since I was around such guys, I naturally came to believe that is how guys ought to look. So now that's the kind of look that turns me on most.

While I discovered and explored gay sex with a college teammate I never hooked up in the dressing room or showers. As said earlier, it can be a pretty nasty (in a bad way) place.
Apr 01, 2009 8:31 PM GMT
CalgaryMuscle saidI know of a local pro hockey player that has bottomed in a bathroom stall. So yeah, it does happen.


Haha, according to Colorado Avalanche, this is exactly why they are called the Calgary Flamers.

Tim
shoelessj Posts: 250
Apr 03, 2009 5:31 AM GMT
Gettingharder saidThe MAIN reason I love Hockey players....


The Russian Rocket!!

Yummy...


Um, is "Russian Rocket" code for something????
;)


Apr 03, 2009 5:08 PM GMT
shoelessj said
Gettingharder saidThe MAIN reason I love Hockey players....


The Russian Rocket!!

Yummy...


Um, is "Russian Rocket" code for something????
;)




I think he means Pavel Bure, a star player from the 1990s.

NHL.com is a great website for hockey. It has photos of every active player in the NHL. Zach Parise of the New Jersey Devils is one of my favourites in terms of looks and talent.
Vince2B Posts: 19
Apr 30, 2009 1:32 PM GMT
Hocky jocks make me hard