Whats the worst thing you've done while having sex???

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    Oct 21, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    I don't mean disgusting...i mean something that you did then went... "hmm...maybe i shouldn't have done that"

    Recently...i was with this guy (i know...duh!) and we'd been going at it and he didn't seem to want to stop and my interest was starting to wane...it was the type of sex where my body was going through the motions and my mind was making a list of things to do the next day...the guy didn't seem to notice...he was busy moaning and breathing and making the noises guys make. N e ways...so in the middle of the whole thing, i get a text message. I ignore it...but then i get another one. Since the guy was on his knees and i was behind him, i figure he wouldn't really notice if i grabbed my cell and saw who texted me...so...while i'm inside this guy, i grab my phone, put it on silent and reply to the text....well...more like send 2 or 3 replies to multiple texts. The guy didn't notice but as i was going home...i kinda felt guilty about it.

    I shared my story...time to share yoursicon_biggrin.gif

    PS...if you're wondering why i didn't leave if it was getting boring..well...i have this thing where i HAVE to be sure the guy i'm with is "taken care of"...it an ego thing i guess.
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    Oct 21, 2009 4:14 AM GMT
    I've done that... cept.. when your legs are around his chest you can exactly hide it... however I shall not repeat the conversation that followed...



    Oh alright, you twisted my arm..



    he looked at me as I checked my phone and then said "am I boring you?" I looked him straight in the eye and said "quite frankly, yes you are"

    He was speechless.. However, good for him, he came back at me a second time a few days later determined to be good, that was the first time I ever came without touching my cock.... Bastard though refused a third go around...
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    Oct 21, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
    Once, I wouldn't stop grading papers while a student blew me.


    (Okay, he was a former student, but the story loses some effect that way)
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    Oct 21, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
    Almost broke the guy's nose when bringing my feet up to his shoulders (I just remembered hearing the cracking noise and apolopizing)... i did pay for that though icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 21, 2009 6:00 AM GMT
    Probably transferring money through BofA's customer service line. . .
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    Oct 21, 2009 12:05 PM GMT
    I did an impression of the guy's mother while fucking him.
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    Oct 21, 2009 2:04 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI did an impression of the guy's mother while fucking him.




    WIN
  • Timbales

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    Oct 21, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
    told a guy to fuck me harder when he started impersonating my mother
  • inuman

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    Oct 27, 2009 12:24 PM GMT
    More than a few times I've done this during my single days, I used to get around to say the least and while pounding away on the guy with him on his hands and knees I'd moan another name while busting the nut lol I know it's low and mean but it was just sex none the less. icon_twisted.gif
  • Koaa2

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    Oct 27, 2009 7:15 PM GMT
    zdrew saidOnce, I wouldn't stop grading papers while a student blew me.


    (Okay, he was a former student, but the story loses some effect that way)


    Did he get an A!
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    Oct 27, 2009 10:11 PM GMT
    Ended the relationship. icon_redface.gif
  • Melos

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    Oct 27, 2009 11:41 PM GMT
    hockeytiger saidEnded the relationship. icon_redface.gif


    As in dumping him as you pulled out? Or later on in the day?
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    Oct 28, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
    Melos said
    hockeytiger saidEnded the relationship. icon_redface.gif


    As in dumping him as you pulled out? Or later on in the day?


    lol...i was just wondering the same thing.
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    Oct 28, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
    nysexy said
    Melos said
    hockeytiger saidEnded the relationship. icon_redface.gif


    As in dumping him as you pulled out? Or later on in the day?


    lol...i was just wondering the same thing.


    Nah. Did it right in middle of intercourse. Neither of us had cum. I just couldn't take it anymore (so to speak).
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    Oct 28, 2009 11:03 PM GMT
    hockeytiger said
    nysexy said
    Melos said
    hockeytiger saidEnded the relationship. icon_redface.gif


    As in dumping him as you pulled out? Or later on in the day?


    lol...i was just wondering the same thing.


    Nah. Did it right in middle of intercourse. Neither of us had cum. I just couldn't take it anymore (so to speak).


    Wow...it was THAT bad..huh???
  • drypin

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    Oct 29, 2009 7:29 AM GMT
    Okay, first let me say this was in college, not recently. And it wasn't during actual intercourse, but just the making out part. He had his tongue somewhere around my esophagus and I burped.

    Only, it wasn't just a burp... it was one of those burps where you regurgitate a little of your meal and can taste what you had for dinner. He pulled back with a look of horror on his face and asked,

    "Did you just vomit in my mouth?!"

    I was so embarrassed I couldn't stop smiling (it's just a quirk of mine).

    Needless to say, it didn't lead to the hot lay I was expecting that night.

    P.S. Okay, maybe this falls under the original poster's category of disgusting, but I've shared it and it's out there now.
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
    drypin said
    Only, it wasn't just a burp... it was one of those burps where you regurgitate a little of your meal and can taste what you had for dinner. He pulled back with a look of horror on his face and asked,

    "Did you just vomit in my mouth?!"




    And I just puked in my own mouth a little. Oh god...
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    Oct 29, 2009 4:01 PM GMT
    drypin saidOkay, first let me say this was in college, not recently. And it wasn't during actual intercourse, but just the making out part. He had his tongue somewhere around my esophagus and I burped.

    Only, it wasn't just a burp... it was one of those burps where you regurgitate a little of your meal and can taste what you had for dinner. He pulled back with a look of horror on his face and asked,

    "Did you just vomit in my mouth?!"

    I was so embarrassed I couldn't stop smiling (it's just a quirk of mine).

    Needless to say, it didn't lead to the hot lay I was expecting that night.

    P.S. Okay, maybe this falls under the original poster's category of disgusting, but I've shared it and it's out there now.


    LOL....that was funny (restrospectively that is)...so i'll let is slide...icon_wink.gif
  • Melos

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    Oct 29, 2009 6:08 PM GMT
    Mine is not as good as some of the others but here ya go:

    A few months back I was doing the deed with my boyfriend when the phone rang. Normally I'd ignore it, but it was from my adviser for grad school so I had to take the call, but I was having too much fun doing what I was doing. I told him to keep it quite, answered the phone, and continued to thrust.

    Another time, my boyfriend was on the phone with a friend from back home that was taking care of his house and animals while he was away vising me. Being the jackass that I am, I decided it was a perfect time for a bj. I tried my hardest to make him squeal, but he surprisingly kept his voice normal through the entire 10 minute conversation. Once he hung up it was a different story icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 13, 2009 11:40 PM GMT
    Don't think I've done anything horrible during sex...gee I've got to go out and get myself a life
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    Nov 14, 2009 12:10 PM GMT
    I was VERY young and I was a smoker, and I had a smoke while getting a BJ and I laughed about it. He was pretty busy and I could've been doing a crossword puzzle for all knew. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 03, 2009 5:24 AM GMT
    The last post made me remember this one time a few years back...hooked up with a guy. At the time all i had was a crappy sofabed so we get into it and i guess things got a bit too rough because the poor guy fell through the gab btwn the sofabed and the "headboard' and went smack onn the groud while i was inside him head first....i felt terrible. Needless to say...that was the end of that night. Poor guy...BUT lesson learned...buy sturdier bed :-D
  • cbrock

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    Dec 10, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
    I elbowed a guy in the nose once while we were changing positions. I felt awful. It kinda ruined the mood, but we finished what we started a little while later.

    Another time, right as the guy was pulling out, I farted. It was SO embarrassing!!!
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    Dec 13, 2009 6:32 AM GMT
    lunchboxwk saidI elbowed a guy in the nose once while we were changing positions. I felt awful. It kinda ruined the mood, but we finished what we started a little while later.

    Another time, right as the guy was pulling out, I farted. It was SO embarrassing!!!


    The elbowing is ok...i've been kneed in the face a few times...its a casualty of the situation..the farting on the other hand....