Halloween costume help please!

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    Oct 21, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    I need a costume for a Halloween party this Saturday, and here is the criteria:

    1) It has to be simple. I have a funeral to attend before the party and wont have a lot of time to change.

    2) It has to been cheap. No expensive props.

    3) It has to be sexy yet tasteful. I have worked hard on my body this year and if my costume and show off my arms and shoulders that would make me all the happier.

    Anyone have come creative ideas? I was thinking a butcher but my sister chastised me for being unoriginal. I would be very appreciative of any suggestions and I will post my photo of the custom when I figure it out.

    Thanks guys.
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    Oct 21, 2009 6:54 PM GMT
    pdx_traveler saidI need a costume for a Halloween party this Saturday, and here is the criteria:

    1) It has to be simple. I have a funeral to attend before the party and wont have a lot of time to change.

    2) It has to been cheap. No expensive props.

    3) It has to be sexy yet tasteful. I have worked hard on my body this year and if my costume and show off my arms and shoulders that would make me all the happier.

    Anyone have come creative ideas? I was thinking a butcher but my sister chastised me for being unoriginal. I would be very appreciative of any suggestions and I will post my photo of the custom when I figure it out.

    Thanks guys.


    go as a slave. torn jeans, no shirt, no shoes. collar around your neck with a chain.
  • Timbales

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    Oct 21, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
    Sexy butler. Wear the pants and shoes from the funeral with a vest and collar, bow tie and gloves. Carry a tray with drinks on it.

    Or you can do the classic Clark Kent turning into Superman.
  • ArmwrestlerJi...

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    Oct 21, 2009 7:25 PM GMT
    Is this where we are supposed to say "you have such a beautiful body...any costume is great as long as it requires going shirtless"? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 21, 2009 7:41 PM GMT
    Wow man...LMAO...Im sorry but the idea of going to the funeral in a halloween costume really tickled me...you really cant just go into the rest room and change after? Im sure folks would understand that.
  • adidas0783

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    Oct 21, 2009 7:44 PM GMT
    you could go as a sexy, stud muffin football player icon_wink.gif

    just keep it in a gym bag in your car.
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    Oct 21, 2009 7:48 PM GMT
    http://www.anythingcostumes.com/sexy-mr-santa-58556.html
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  • inmidair

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    Oct 21, 2009 7:58 PM GMT
    go as hugh jackman-style jeans-and-wife-beater Wolverine. a little hair product, military dogtags (optional), and if you can't find the wolverine blades at a costume shop, make them yourself with a pair of gloves, rigid plastic board, and silver spraypaint.
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    Oct 21, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    inmidair saidgo as hugh jackman-style jeans-and-wife-beater Wolverine. a little hair product, military dogtags (optional), and if you can't find the wolverine blades at a costume shop, make them yourself with a pair of gloves, rigid plastic board, and silver spraypaint.


    Hey, actually the Wolverine idea is a good one. So is the slave. Thanks guys. icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 21, 2009 9:23 PM GMT
    Get a dishtowel, cover it in ketchup, pin it to your shirt, the same with a bath towel around your waist, while carrying a loofa sponge.
    Voila! You are "Blood Bath and Beyond" ....


    OR



    Pin a bunch of socks to yourself and go as "Static Cling"......
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  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM GMT
    get some animal ears and really cute underwear and there you go. icon_biggrin.gif...and I' like 100% serious. icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 21, 2009 11:25 PM GMT
    pdx_traveler said
    inmidair saidgo as hugh jackman-style jeans-and-wife-beater Wolverine. a little hair product, military dogtags (optional), and if you can't find the wolverine blades at a costume shop, make them yourself with a pair of gloves, rigid plastic board, and silver spraypaint.


    Hey, actually the Wolverine idea is a good one. So is the slave. Thanks guys. icon_smile.gif


    You robbed my idea icon_surprised.gifP
  • MSUBioNerd

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    Oct 21, 2009 11:43 PM GMT
    Well, it's not terribly creative, but 4 yards of fabric from a fabric store is enough to make a toga in whatever fabric you buy, and keep your arms and half of your chest bare. All you'd have to do is spend 5 minutes learning how to tie it, and possibly secure it with a couple of safety pins.
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    Oct 22, 2009 12:18 AM GMT
    MSU's response is a good idea:

    Wear a toga... all you need is a sheet. I just have two things to add... you can go to any craft store and buy ivy or fake olive branches... etc and fashion a cool looking crown. Also, make sure you wear some sandals....


    Another easy one would be a slutty pirate or pilot or whatever... go to Walmart/Kmart/Halloween Store and get a kids sized halloween costume. lol. My friend did that last year. By the end of the night, he was making out with a shark. haha.

    You can always wear some kind of sportswear and go as an athlete...
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    Oct 22, 2009 12:52 AM GMT
    Your Birthday Suit icon_lol.gif It meets all of your requirements; simple, cheap and Very Sexy!
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    Oct 22, 2009 2:08 AM GMT
    G_Force said
    pdx_traveler saidI need a costume for a Halloween party this Saturday, and here is the criteria:

    ......
    3) It has to be sexy yet tasteful......
    Thanks guys.


    go as a slave. torn jeans, no shirt, no shoes. collar around your neck with a chain.


    In what universe is a slave costume either sexy or tasteful? lol!
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 22, 2009 2:14 AM GMT
    You can wear a stuffed black garbage bag while wearing black tights and black long sleeve shirt. Wear a red beret, and call yourself a black olive. (the red beret is the pimento of course).