Roommate pranks... On you or you've done!

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    Oct 22, 2009 3:42 PM GMT
    Left the house to walk to the university with my bedroom open and laptop on (realjock,facebook,e-mail,etc...) and when I came back I had all those still and midget porn and lesbian midget sex. icon_lol.gif

    My roommate who pulled the prank was awake with me early morning and I left before him... that bastard, lol.

    I generally prank him the most though, especially when we tend to have our midnight conversations and I just play like a deaf man and he repeats his sentence 5 or 6 times icon_lol.gif. He knows I'm gay and I told him that if he didn't finish his work on the car, I would cockblock him from every girl forever. had him going on that for a while... he would never let me meet his girl since then, lol.

    what about those of you in dorms/housemate situations as I am?
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    Oct 22, 2009 4:22 PM GMT
    Its fun to pull pransk on friends. Worst one I ever did was, told my roommate that I had an accident and scared him to shit, but got reprimanded so bad by him later and I know I deserved it. Other than that he had an air bed and I deflated it when he was sleeping, way to funny. Then again once he told me how he could eat more spicy than me and I was a girl, so I instead of okra served him some serrano peppers for dinner. icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 22, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
    In college almost all of my good friends and I lived in the same building. 3 of us guys lived together, and 4 girls in another suite upstairs. In our room, we had 3 flags representing the three countries we were from.... Lebanon, Egypt and Iraq. Well... one of our friends from upstairs pranks us by bringing a HUGE Pakistani Flag, and draping it over our our flags, with her picture on above it all and a sign that says "Pakistan Zindabad- Long Live Pakistan".... lol! SO needless to say it was ON....

    My roommate went into their room and put his HORRIBLE alarm clock under one of their beds, it was an alarm clock that would send shivers up your spine, thats how awful the sound was... anyway... he set the alarm for like 4:22 am... and hid it under their bed...they had to search for a while to find it!!

    he also got a black trashbag and took ALL of one of the girl's shoes... except for ONE shoe that he left for her....

    ...ohh...good times.
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    Oct 22, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
    Haha! That's pretty funny. Lol
    I've pulled the porn thing on a few of my friends before and so have they. It can get pretty interesting living in a house with three other guys. Lol

    One that I pulled on my roommate David with the help of the others was when we decided to move everything out of his room and put it out on the backyard because we didnt have enough "furniture" outside for the party we were hosting that night. He was in studio the whole day so it gaves us a good amount of time to do it before he got back to the house. Hahaha! All I have to say is that you guys should've seen the look on his face! And we actually left it outside for the party as well, so by the end we had a few people passed out on his bed. icon_lol.gif In the end, he just ended up passing out on my bed with me... little fucker! Lol

    Another one that we all pulled for one of my roommate's birthday was we all pitched in to buy him this dildo called "The Great American Challenge." Not gonna lie, that dildo was as big as my arm! Hahaha! it was also a vibrator so we put it under his pillow along with a tube of lube at night before he got to sleep and left it vibrating until he found it! Lol That dildo was the start of some pretty interesting conversations at our house whenever anyone came over. Lol

    And the other that was pretty huge that, I'm not gonna lie, was pulled on me was when my family came over to visit and look at the house. Well we all know what can happen when family comes over. And this was pretty genius not gonna lie. Haha! They all decided to pull up porn on my laptop that I'd left on, stupid of me, and download it and transfer it into my iTunes. Volume was all the way up and as soon as I went to show my family my room... Play! The little fuckers had a fucking wireless control app downloaded into one of their iPhones and they were able to play it from across the hall! All I have to say my family was devastated!!! Hahahahaha!

    So yeah... those are some of the biggest ones that we've pulled on eachother.
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    Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM GMT
    haha.

    Yeah. When the parentals decided to throw a visit for my birthday I had to express to them how jokes are allowed as long as it doesn't reference anything gay or racist... seeing as my family is big on anti-gay views.

    One of my roommates planned on buying poster boards of male models in speedos and putting it on the ceiling and the back of my door, lol.

    and the one who pulled the website prank was planning on saying "wow, you really tired me out last night... wink" very passionately when my parents arrived, haha.


    My roommates were debating about there being gay genes or environmental affects. (One is republican(tends to be a bit homophobic..), the other libertarian) In the end I just got a black sharpie and wrote on the milk: warning contains gay vitamins . Needless to say, the roommate that's republican got a good laugh out of it.
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    Oct 22, 2009 9:12 PM GMT
    One of my straight homophobic employees was constantly late for work. He knows I am bi/gay. So one day I tell him that we have a large deal closing this week and to be in by 9 am not his usual 1030. Well the next day I am waiting around at 10 am and that fucker still isnt in yet. So I go to his computer, download pictures of me and vids of me cumming on various guys, fucking various guys asses, being blown by various guys onto his computer. I set a password so that he cannot change it or stop it. So when he comes in the computer starts showing pics with vids running in the backround.

    Well needless to say he went from laughing for the first two minutes (and I wouldnt give him the password) to being pissed (when I still wouldnt give him the password) to almost crying because he couldnt work on these files that were going to pay him thousands in commissions only IF he could get his contracts done.

    Just to rub it in I left him there all day and I left to go to the bar. I didnt show back up till almost 5 oclock and he was begging and apologetic for being late.

    I dont think he was late again for the next three months lol. I think he saw and knows way too much about me now lol.
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    Oct 22, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    My aunt had a huge traditional Catholic wedding, our side of the family is a bit of a party. We think we're hilariously funny, my now-uncle's side of the family is VERY religious, stoic and conservative.

    In the ceremony they knelt in front of the altar and priest.
    What my uncle to be didn't know was that before we took his shoes to him we wrote "HELP ME!" upside down on his shoes so it could be read by all the people in the church.

    One side of the church was cracking up with laughter... the other side had an almost in unison "gasp".

    It was Priceless! "Welcome to the family!!" Hah!
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    Oct 22, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
    The only prank I can think of is when we took a couple of manila folders and filled them with shaving cream. If you fill it up to the point where you can just get the top of it to touch the bottom, you can slip the open end under a door. We took 3 manila folders filled with shaving cream and tucked the open ends under the doors of friends. We knocked and waited for him to get near the door, then... we dropped heavy books on the part of the manila folder that was not tucked under the door. The shaving cream spreads throughout the whole room when you do this... HILARIOUS.
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    Oct 22, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    yngstud4mscl saidThe only prank I can think of is when we took a couple of manila folders and filled them with shaving cream. If you fill it up to the point where you can just get the top of it to touch the bottom, you can slip the open end under a door. We took 3 manila folders filled with shaving cream and tucked the open ends under the doors of friends. We knocked and waited for him to get near the door, then... we dropped heavy books on the part of the manila folder that was not tucked under the door. The shaving cream spreads throughout the whole room when you do this... HILARIOUS.


    OOOHHH!! That's awesome!!!
    I like this!! I'm totally using this on my family THANKS!!
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:50 AM GMT
    I'm known for a few classics while in school:

    1. Gelded a horse and stuffed the testicles in the end of my classmate's rubber boot so he would have to stick his foot in there to find out.

    2. Filled the vacuum with flour and switched the hose to the blower section.

    3. Poured gallons of H2O under the door while my friend was showering, he thought the curtain wasn't drawn shut and could hear him shrieking .
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
    This ones old, but I once unscrewed the bathroom light bulbs and put potato chips on the floor in front of the bowl.icon_twisted.gif He yelled so loud. It woke me up and I knew it worked.
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
    My roommates decided it'd be fun to set up a riddle for me a few weeks ago.

    We've lived in this how for about two months, and they still haven't unpacked and organized their shit in the common areas.

    Instead of doing that, they brought up empty boxes from the basement and tossed them around, hung clothes hangers all over things in the living room, and shredded plastic bags and draped them on things in the kitchen.

    The riddle was "What stays the same, but constantly changes?"

    The answer, of course, is water.

    The three rooms each represented one of waters states.

    At the time, and still, it just really pissed me off. They were up until who knows when doing this bullshit instead of cleaning the two sink fulls of dishes and putting things away in the living room.

    I flat out told them if shit like this ever happened again that I would be breaking lease and moving out.
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    Oct 23, 2009 7:19 PM GMT
    BeachBiMan saidOne of my straight homophobic employees was constantly late for work. He knows I am bi/gay. So one day I tell him that we have a large deal closing this week and to be in by 9 am not his usual 1030. Well the next day I am waiting around at 10 am and that fucker still isnt in yet. So I go to his computer, download pictures of me and vids of me cumming on various guys, fucking various guys asses, being blown by various guys onto his computer. I set a password so that he cannot change it or stop it. So when he comes in the computer starts showing pics with vids running in the backround.

    Well needless to say he went from laughing for the first two minutes (and I wouldnt give him the password) to being pissed (when I still wouldnt give him the password) to almost crying because he couldnt work on these files that were going to pay him thousands in commissions only IF he could get his contracts done.

    Just to rub it in I left him there all day and I left to go to the bar. I didnt show back up till almost 5 oclock and he was begging and apologetic for being late.

    I dont think he was late again for the next three months lol. I think he saw and knows way too much about me now lol.


    Sounds great....for his lawyers to use against you for sexual harassment! What would you do if your straight boss/supervisor put straight porn on your worktop like that?