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What would it be?

Sorry, I'm just curious because I have a friend who looks like she would say "Life is great"

and the only who would say

"Shit the bed and call my daisey."

There have been times in my life where I would have such humorous dreams I would wake myself up from laughing so much. My BF at the time just thought I was nuts. Yeah, right now my dreams are better than real life.

The first thing I say every morning:

"I love you. Where's my coffee?"

"God fucking damn it." Haha

Damn sunshine, damn birds, damn no man!

Dear Lord

I’ve been really good today. I haven’t hit on any hot barmen. I haven’t slept with everything on two feet. I have refrained from all my whoreish behavior. I thank you for giving me such restraint and morality up until this point.

But now I’m about to leave my bed and I will really need your help.

already?

"Good morning, you handsome hunk!"

Those are usually the first words outta my mouth - to my bf.........albeit they are spoken via phone 2600 miles away most of the time.

Aww, hell.

"Come on lazy butts ... everyone outside"

... said to the three dogs.

In general, where is that damn snooze button.
Today, ok am lazy will sleep half an hour more and work from home.

"aww fuck off" - mumbled to my alarm.

Alright! WooHooooo... Another day to really fuck everything up...

"Where's the bacon?"

at 4:55am -- "damn rowing... son of a "

don't we all love practice in early mornings?

"Sigh, the dream world was much better" lol

steltom saidAlright! WooHooooo... Another day to really fuck everything up...

loves it

10 days ago (prior to AA) I would have said, "its 7 am somewhere and almost ready for a drink.

Now I say- WTF am I doing up right now lol.

because I'm steel feeling grouchy and I won't let Jprichva beat me to it, I also say, "Hello Walls..."

...................................

"Ouch! What are you doing back there?!"

"Cappa" (short for Cappuccino-my cat) shut up or stop it!

As she meows at the top of her small vocal cords or shreds any paper she can find to wake me up.

"Noooooooooo....." or if it's post-dreaming i say, "Ok, WTF was that....there must've been something in the food from last night..."

Its usually, "DAMMIT!" if I don't wanna get up and a *SIGH* if I do.

"Great... gotta pee with a boner..."

I need to go home. lol