Go ahead! Pick him apart!

  • silverfox

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    Oct 23, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
    Dare you to find anything wrong with this specimen.

    Go ahead, take your best shot.

    Tell me what you DON'T like about him....what makes him unattractive to you.

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    Oct 23, 2009 4:01 AM GMT
    His head is too small for his body....mildly so but enough to bother me...AND the OP had a way better smile so Mr Silverfox...as of this moment, i'd go for you over Mr Ubermuscle. No contest in my mind.
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:03 AM GMT
    He is wearing baggy shorts which are surely hiding some awesome thigh muscles.
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:04 AM GMT
    Head is small
    Arms too big
    Traps need work

    Also the army man-pris are terrible.
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:04 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidHe is wearing baggy shorts which are surely hiding some awesome thigh muscles.


    OR...he could be hiding pale chickenlegs
  • silverfox

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    Oct 23, 2009 4:08 AM GMT
    nysexy saidHis head is too small for his body....mildly so but enough to bother me...AND the OP had a way better smile so Mr Silverfox...as of this moment, i'd go for you over Mr Ubermuscle. No contest in my mind.


    NOTE FROM THE OP: Oh nysexy what would I do without you around?

    Now...back to the action.....

    Pick this man apart!!!!
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:18 AM GMT


    ...it's the shoes..they're just so unmanly. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:23 AM GMT

    I figure you fancy him, which right off the bat makes him extremely unappealing to me. Plus he looks like Seth Green on cheap Tiawanna roids.

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    Oct 23, 2009 4:24 AM GMT
    silverfox1 said
    nysexy saidHis head is too small for his body....mildly so but enough to bother me...AND the OP had a way better smile so Mr Silverfox...as of this moment, i'd go for you over Mr Ubermuscle. No contest in my mind.


    NOTE FROM THE OP: Oh nysexy what would I do without you around?

    Now...back to the action.....

    Pick this man apart!!!!


    Hey...i only speak the truth sir icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:26 AM GMT
    Oh...his shoes...yeah...what the hell...was he trying to color coordinate wiht the fake grass??? And he looks so pleased with him self with that "oooooh...look at my small head, chicken legs and moldy shoes" look.
  • silverfox

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    Oct 23, 2009 4:34 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    I figure you fancy him, which right off the bat makes him extremely unappealing to me.


    Sweet! I don't have to worry about going out to a club together and you stealing all the men I am interested in icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:35 AM GMT

    but you'd still have to worry about me tripping you. icon_twisted.gif


    .....lol, don't mind me, sexy. I'm in a mood and felt like bullying someone.Back to the guy, he's not breathing in the picture and you can still see a nice curtain of "I'm almost thirty" creeping over those "meh" abs he has going.





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    Oct 23, 2009 4:36 AM GMT
    silverfox1 saidDare you to find anything wrong with this specimen.

    Go ahead, take your best shot.



    Well he looks like a 10 to me, but the poor quality of the pic is hiding a bunch of flaws I'm sure.
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:36 AM GMT
    Slightly overdeveloped for my taste.
    The smile does nothing for me either.
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
    eh I'd let him go down on me..
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:43 AM GMT
    I don't like that he's not curled up on the couch with me, watching the national news.

    He should be wearing flip flops. Maybe he has bunions that we can't see but I'll take him anyway.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 23, 2009 4:49 AM GMT
    Don't see anything to complain about !!! I'll take him in anytime, he could even where yellow socks with his green shoes for all I care, I'd even let him curl up on my couch with them on, and I'll bet I could find plenty of reason to ignore them. LOL !!!
  • silverfox

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    Oct 23, 2009 5:03 AM GMT
    NOTE FROM THE OP:

    Mileman, and RealLifeDad obviously you don't get this thread. icon_biggrin.gif Or, perhaps you are too nice!
    This is NOT about cuddling....it is about ripping the dude apart with his imperfections.

    Let us try another one....this gem calls himself "The Chairman of the Board Shorts" Puleez!

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    Tear this Kirk Cameron looking mofo apart!
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:06 AM GMT

    Nope completely unattractive way of tying up those shorts. What kind of knot is that? Deal breaker if you ask us.
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:13 AM GMT
    silverfox1 said
    Let us try another one....this gem calls himself "The Chairman of the Board Shorts" Puleez!

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    Tear this Kirk Cameron looking mofo apart!

    -1 board shorts
    -5 shell necklace
    -2 side burns
    -2 plucked eye brows
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:16 AM GMT
    maybe he jumps on a chair when he sees a mouse.

    that glare in his eyes , amazing.

    but the upper body is fine, perhaps the torso could be a little longer.
    wonder how tall he is.
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    Oct 23, 2009 5:37 AM GMT
    O.K. let me try this again.

    His fingers are stubby, considered by some to be indicative of a micro sized penis. Thus the board shorts because it would be too embarrassing to find a seamstress to stitch a dildo into the speedo.
  • NyRuinz

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    Oct 23, 2009 5:39 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    I figure you fancy him, which right off the bat makes him extremely unappealing to me. Plus he looks like Seth Green on cheap Tiawanna roids.



    LMAO!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 23, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    Can we not trash the guy in the board shorts. I'm a little biased.
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    Oct 23, 2009 6:13 AM GMT

    No, we cannot.