Kitchen Wisdom

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    Oct 24, 2009 1:26 AM GMT
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    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.


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    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete 's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!


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    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.


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    Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.


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    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any whit e mess on the outside of the cake.


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    Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you!


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    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'


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    If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real cook's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'


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    Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.


    matilda_1.bmp
    Celery? Never heard of it!


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    Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


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    Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!


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    Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.


    matilda_1.bmp
    Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!


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    Oct 24, 2009 1:38 AM GMT
    CUTE!
  • pelotudo87

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    Oct 24, 2009 3:53 AM GMT
    haha.

    what's that old lady's name? Maxine...i love her
  • victor8

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    Oct 24, 2009 3:57 AM GMT
    thanks for the laugh, i had a hard day...it helped:icon_lol.gifIMAGE HTTP ADDRESS GOES HERE