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    Oct 25, 2009 1:21 AM GMT
    How would you feel if your significant other would (and in all seriousness), in this highly unlikely situation, cut your head off for a billion dollars?
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    Oct 25, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
    I literally became nauseated. Am I wrong to feel this way??
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    Oct 25, 2009 2:47 AM GMT


    Some things are beyond price. Your sig. other should consider you one of those.


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    Oct 25, 2009 2:53 AM GMT
    Yeah that's what I thought initially. Then he looked at me like, "of course that's the right answer, wouldn't you do it too?"
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    Oct 25, 2009 3:33 AM GMT

    What would I say to him if he paid a good psychic and communicated successfully with my spirit?

    "stop, stop, stop it, honey. 1 billion dollars? No I ain't mad. Just think of me when you're speeding down the Autobahn in one of your Bugatti Veyrons. I'll jizz in my grave every time you crank that bitch up. And don't bypass the opportunity to fuck the finest models in the world. My baby is a billionaire. Sukki! Sukki! Now how many bitches can claim that giving their man a little head could be worth more than a spray off in the shower?"

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    Oct 25, 2009 4:07 AM GMT


    "Then he looked at me like, "of course that's the right answer, wouldn't you do it too?"


    Yah OK, lol, and you said, ...
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    Oct 25, 2009 4:20 AM GMT
    Can't really feel much without a head...so...yeeeaaahh.
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    Oct 25, 2009 6:14 AM GMT
    nysexy saidCan't really feel much without a head...so...yeeeaaahh.


    He asked how you would feel if your significant other "would" cut your head off for a billion dollars, hypothetically.


    Anyone see Drag Me to Hell? Or hear of the story "Button, Button", which was adapted into a Twilight Zone episode...?

    In Drag Me to Hell, a woman is cursed to be pulled into the depths of hell after three days, and eventually, her only out is to give the cursed item, which binds her fate, away. She's confronted with the choice of going to hell herself for eternity, or sending the person of her choosing in her place.
    Eeeeek. Much worse than just killing someone for money! At least you're not forced into believing they'll have some sort of afterlife!

    "Button, Button" brings up the question, would you press a mystical button, that, once pressed will both award you $1,000,000 and kill someone whom you do not know, and will never meet?
    It has been made into a movie coming out soon, The Box, starring Cameron Diaz.


    Billion Dollars? Fetch me my machete.
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    Oct 25, 2009 6:41 AM GMT
    . . . this is a thought experiment for subhumans . . .
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    Oct 25, 2009 6:42 AM GMT
    Betrayed.
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    Oct 25, 2009 6:42 AM GMT
    noren said . . . this is a thought experiment for subhumans . . .
    LOL touche
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    Oct 25, 2009 6:55 AM GMT
    When it's only a hypothetical question, you should always say no! Because if the real situation ever comes up; then the element of surprise will be very useful.
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    Oct 25, 2009 7:04 AM GMT
    I have one for you guys.


    What if.



    WHAT IF

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    What if there were no hypothetical situations....?
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    Oct 25, 2009 7:23 AM GMT
    . . . then you would, in a very unlikely turn of events, be a god thinking of itself perpetually for eternity . .
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    Oct 25, 2009 7:25 AM GMT
    noren said . . . this is a thought experiment for subhumans . . .


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    Oct 25, 2009 7:25 AM GMT
    noren said . . . then you would, in a very unlikely turn of events, be a god thinking of itself perpetually for eternity . .


    hypothetically speaking. icon_eek.gif

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    Oct 25, 2009 8:37 AM GMT
    IMHO your significant other should have your back no mater what. The idea that he'd turn on you for money is deeply disturbing.
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    Oct 25, 2009 11:08 AM GMT
    uh yeah you might want to reconsider that whole s.o. situation. thats pretty nuts. you would be priceless to me if you were mine because my bf is priceless to me. just saying...
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    Oct 25, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
    Hmmmm...I would feel like I was missing something...
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    Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
    Asulikeit saidWhen it's only a hypothetical question, you should always say no! Because if the real situation ever comes up; then the element of surprise will be very useful.


    Awesome!
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    Oct 25, 2009 10:24 PM GMT
    Ryan_Andrew saiduh yeah you might want to reconsider that whole s.o. situation. thats pretty nuts. you would be priceless to me if you were mine because my bf is priceless to me. just saying...



    So, not because of who he is, but because of the label "boyfriend"?

    Interesting. Seems to be a huge pattern.
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    Oct 26, 2009 12:41 AM GMT

    ThePenIsMyTier said

    In Drag Me to Hell, a woman is cursed to be pulled into the depths of hell after three days, and eventually, her only out is to give the cursed item, which binds her fate, away. She's confronted with the choice of going to hell herself for eternity, or sending the person of her choosing in her place.
    Eeeeek. Much worse than just killing someone for money! At least you're not forced into believing they'll have some sort of afterlife!


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    "I can do better than that, I'll shove it down her fucking throat. I'm gonna get some!"

    LOL, I just saw this movie tonight! ...terrible ending. icon_mad.gificon_cry.gif

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    Oct 26, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier said
    Ryan_Andrew saiduh yeah you might want to reconsider that whole s.o. situation. thats pretty nuts. you would be priceless to me if you were mine because my bf is priceless to me. just saying...



    So, not because of who he is, but because of the label "boyfriend"?

    Interesting. Seems to be a huge pattern.


    ok let me clarify I said BF cause well I mean thats his BF and I could never do that to my bf or even consider that hypothetically speaking and for sure no one else. I guess now that the previous night has warred away i can think better.
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    Oct 26, 2009 4:31 AM GMT
    Well I guess it's time to run like the wind.
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    Oct 26, 2009 4:44 AM GMT

    You guys' relationship might be headed for trouble. icon_lol.gif