AWESOME MISSPELLINGS

  • danisnotstr8

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    Oct 26, 2009 4:26 AM GMT
    OK, so ummm... seriously, some guy posted this on connexion.org:

    "You hope that by helping someone, they intern help someone themselves, and so on and so on, until one day when you are in trouble and need help yourself, that someone will intern help you."

    I do hope he gets an internship with Hukd on Foniks.

    What are your favorite misspellings on dating websites?
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    Oct 26, 2009 4:28 AM GMT
    lol homophone fail yay


    I've said before to someone

    "It's very nice to meat you."
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    He didn't forgive it that easily. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Oct 26, 2009 4:53 AM GMT

    I've said, "I want to meat you." and he said, "I want to meat you too." Oh, we had clueless times together.

  • kita

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    Oct 26, 2009 8:34 AM GMT
    The best one I've seen is on a menu for a Thai restaurant in the middle of the gay neighborhood here in Tokyo. Under drinks, they listed "cock 200-yen".

    Can't beat that with a stick.
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    Oct 26, 2009 10:35 AM GMT
    From a sign on Okinawa Island... Fork Rift Rentals
  • silverfox

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    Oct 26, 2009 11:29 AM GMT
    tabata saidThe best one I've seen is on a menu for a Thai restaurant in the middle of the gay neighborhood here in Tokyo. Under drinks, they listed "cock 200-yen".

    Can't beat that with a stick.


    At Thai place in Orlando menu reads....

    "Flesh fried" instead of "Flash fried".

    Hope it is a misspelling icon_biggrin.gif!

  • mcwclewis

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    Oct 26, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
    On a dating site specifically?


    "I'm an inspiring author."

    That stuck with me for a long time.... The irony is grand.
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    Oct 26, 2009 3:31 PM GMT
    I had a great mispronunciation when I worked at a Thai restaurant many years ago.
    the cooks were all older Laotian women who didn't speak English so I had to order everything in Thai.
    They laughed their asses off every time I ordered fried banana, I never knew why. I worked there six months before I learned that my slight very incorrect inflection on one of the syllables had me asking for fried 'penis'.
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2009 3:38 PM GMT
    This actually happened at work, at a job I had oh....15 yrs ago. The sweetest woman in the world, but not entirely with it...she lived for work. Anyhow she finally saved up enough money to buy her own house. She told a number of people listening in: "I found a lovely condom, I think I'm going to buy it". None of us laughed until far later that day over drinks.
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    Oct 26, 2009 3:51 PM GMT
    lmao Oh I can think of plenty... I need only look outside my window to that horrible structure that my jackass neighbor calls a fence to see "waist tax $" "waist" written all over in orange spray paint on a fence that is better suited for a junk yard vs. a residential area... but apparently in my city they don't regulate fences... wtf? or the other one.... "keep in your own mind's" pendejo! a double possessive? I swear some days I'm like bro... I don;t know if I should be pissed off, laugh, or do you the favor of correcting your spelling and grammar so that your country hick ass will know the difference.
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    Oct 26, 2009 3:57 PM GMT
    "Fassishus" for "facetious." I swear I don't make this stuff up.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Oct 26, 2009 11:15 PM GMT
    specialfx said"Fassishus" for "facetious." I swear I don't make this stuff up.


    LOL!!

    Facetious is one of my favorite words. A word of just nine letters, it uses all five vowels, in alphabetical order. Were we to make it an adverb by adding "-ly," the "sometimes 'y'" rule would apply.

    Cool.

    There's a guy here in New Brunswick who proudly proclaims in his profile that he's a "genious" and only dates other smart men.

    Fucktard.
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2009 11:37 PM GMT
    Irregardless, some think tells me we halve knot herd the worstest.
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    Oct 27, 2009 1:22 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    specialfx said"Fassishus" for "facetious." I swear I don't make this stuff up.


    LOL!!

    Facetious is one of my favorite words. A word of just nine letters, it uses all five vowels, in alphabetical order. Were we to make it an adverb by adding "-ly," the "sometimes 'y'" rule would apply.

    Cool.

    There's a guy here in New Brunswick who proudly proclaims in his profile that he's a "genious" and only dates other smart men.

    Fucktard.



    "Fucktard" is seriously one of my all time favorite words... I never have enough opportunities to use it and am always so happy when others do.
    Thanks for reminding me how much I love it!
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    Nov 06, 2009 4:59 AM GMT
    Two awesome misspellings courtesy of Failblog:

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    Nov 06, 2009 5:10 AM GMT
    I hate when I see "definately" written anywhere. It definitely makes me cringe.
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    Nov 06, 2009 5:15 AM GMT
    While we are on failblog: (sorry nothing is misspelt here besides me making up the word misspelt)

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    failblog.org is a great site...
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    Nov 06, 2009 5:34 AM GMT
    Dan,

    Today was my second day at my new job (a sporting goods store). I was talking a middle aged lady about a sale when I asked her if she would like a flower. Meant to say flyer. My manager was watching me.
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    Nov 06, 2009 5:48 AM GMT
    mynameisrusty saidWhile we are on failblog: (sorry nothing is misspelt here besides me making up the word misspelt)

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    failblog.org is a great site...


    Sigh... I hate people sometimes.
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    Nov 06, 2009 6:11 AM GMT
    Well, it wasn't on here, but a friend of mine recently IMed me to say he had a "knows bleed".

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    Nov 06, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
    Got this in an email today, although I'm sure it's been around.



    Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad.

    To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:

    If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends with 'yes' in the subject line.


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Only great minds can read this
    This is weird, but interesting!

    fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

    Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

    i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it



    Understood every word.

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    Nov 06, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
    GotBiceps saidWell, it wasn't on here, but a friend of mine recently IMed me to say he had a "knows bleed".



    Unrelated, but I am so completely envious of your torso.
  • dmlove02

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    Nov 06, 2009 6:21 AM GMT
    A girl I used to work with at a small animal vet clinic wrote down (after checking in a patient, a cat with polyuria) : "...has had problems with his kenadies in the past..."


    Kidneys. Isn't this a vet clinic?!


    Yikes.
  • camfer

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    Nov 06, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
    These are not all from dating websites, but....

    A menu in a Japanese restaurant offering haribut and buldock loot.

    People writing that their interest is "peaked." We must forgive homos their homophones.

    A letter from a non-profit stating that my donation was "fully deductible as proscribed by law."

    Okay one more. There used to be a roadside food stand in my village called "Arellanos More For Less." They had a homemade sign with big plywood letters. Then one day we had a windstorm and the "F" blew away. So the place became "Arellanos More or Less" for the rest of the time it was in business.

  • calibro

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    Nov 06, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
    soulman1969 saidGot this in an email today, although I'm sure it's been around.


    i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid...



    Actually, it's spelled phenomenal (one "a," not two), and the study only proved words that contain the first and last letter in the correct position only made sense if the other letters that made up the word appeared within; the addition of wrong letters does not always allow for the occurrence to manifest.