So I learned a trick for Halloween to get someone to see you naked

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    Oct 29, 2009 2:34 AM GMT
    Just ask them what they're going to be for Halloween. After they answer they'll probably (out of politeness and reciprocation) ask you what you'll be for Halloween. This is where you say "I'm gonna be naked!" and before they have time to react, take off your clothes and walk around. In the end whisper "don't tell anyone I have a small penis!"

    I just have to think of a reason to take off my clothes in November now...
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:36 AM GMT
    *ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:37 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said

    I just have to think of a reason to take off my clothes in November now...


    Bring up Thanksgiving dinner and tell em you don't like dressing..
    Then strip....

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    Oct 29, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan said
    JakeBenson said

    I just have to think of a reason to take off my clothes in November now...


    Bring up Thanksgiving dinner and tell em you don't like dressing..
    Then strip....

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:42 AM GMT
    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:45 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    That is ALWAYS the follow-up question. icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:46 AM GMT
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    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    Would that be the trick or the treat?
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:47 AM GMT
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    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    Can I watch?
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    Oct 29, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    I just have to think of a reason to take off my clothes in November now...


    As much as I hate shameless acts of self promotion....

    ...come to Baltimore and take your clothes off for me...for my birthday.

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    Oct 29, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
    In December, you can burn your clothes just to make sure you don't run out of oil.

    (Make sure not to wear a bra that day, feminists may think you are making fun of them and then you won't need to worry about January.)
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    Oct 29, 2009 3:25 AM GMT
    RST2009 said
    JakeBenson said
    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    Would that be the trick or the treat?


    Treat, until I cum then I throw you out of bed.
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    Oct 29, 2009 3:26 AM GMT
    flex89 said
    JakeBenson said
    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    Can I watch?


    Are you FUCKING kidding me? You can JOIN.
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    Oct 29, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    jprichva said
    JakeBenson said

    I just have to think of a reason to take off my clothes in November now...

    Blow up some condoms, stick them on your head, and call yourself a Thanksgiving turkey. Turkeys don't wear clothes.


    Perfect!!!!
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    Oct 29, 2009 3:50 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidJust ask them what they're going to be for Halloween. After they answer they'll probably (out of politeness and reciprocation) ask you what you'll be for Halloween. This is where you say "I'm gonna be naked!" and before they have time to react, take off your clothes and walk around. In the end whisper "don't tell anyone I have a small penis!"

    I just have to think of a reason to take off my clothes in November now...


    I usually turn the light out and hope none of the neighborhood kids come to the door on Halloween. If they still do, I pass out circus peanuts so they won't come back next year. But if you are going to be trick or treating, I will leave the lights on and have Skittles on hand.
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    Oct 29, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    RST2009 said
    JakeBenson said
    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    Would that be the trick or the treat?


    Treat, until I cum then I throw you out of bed.


    so its like a Hershey's kiss, delicious but only for a few seconds icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 29, 2009 4:21 AM GMT
    The best one I heard was to go to a Halloween party in only a pair of pants. When asked what the costume is say, premature ejaculation. You came in your pantsicon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 29, 2009 4:43 AM GMT
    but its cold already in canada icon_sad.gif
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    Oct 29, 2009 4:48 AM GMT
    CanadianSun saidbut its cold already in canada icon_sad.gif


    ya, its not that funny when youre living in Canada
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    Oct 29, 2009 5:02 AM GMT
    November 9 is National Nude Night. Don't forget.
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    Oct 29, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    flex89 said
    JakeBenson said
    zdrew said*ahem*

    So...Jake. Whatcha gonna be for Halloween? And before you answer, remember a picture is worth a thousand words.


    Oh no nudes of me on the internet. But I will have sex with you if that was going to be your follow up question.


    Can I watch?


    Are you FUCKING kidding me? You can JOIN.


    Can I use this on you?

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  • hartfan

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    Oct 29, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
    Is there a corresponding trick to get someone else to be naked?
  • jeffper1

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    Oct 29, 2009 7:06 AM GMT
    to be naked is to not have clothing on.....to have a reason for that.....lame
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    Oct 29, 2009 7:19 AM GMT
    hartfan saidIs there a corresponding trick to get someone else to be naked?


    Point a gun to their face? icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 29, 2009 4:19 PM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    hartfan saidIs there a corresponding trick to get someone else to be naked?


    Point a gun to their face? icon_eek.gif


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