Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
    GQJock put two of my favorite Karen Walker lines on the Modern Family thread. Two of my other favorites:

    Karen to Beverly Leslie: "Shouldn't you be in a tree baking cookies?"

    Karen to Jack: "One woman's sexual harassment is another woman's night off."

    What are some of your favorite lines?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 1:25 AM GMT



    lol,

    Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    Karen: I love errands. They're like mini-adventures for undesirables. icon_lol.gif


    Will to Jack: What's the video about?
    Jack: It's a hard hitting look at sexual harassment in the workplace.
    Will: Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I'm sorry, Jack. Sexual harassment? Starring the guy that asked his coworker at Starbucks if he had 2 nipples for a dime? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 1:38 AM GMT

    "Told ya so, told ya so, toldja toldja, told ya so!"

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:25 AM GMT
    Karen: Anastasia Beaverhausen. Anastasia as in Russian royalty, Beaverhausen as in...where the beaver live.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
    karen to will: "oh, will... i am so happy i could be here tonight to wish you a happy... oh wait... better people..."

    cher to jack: "you're kidding me with this, right?"

    jack to will: "it's ylang ylang. ylike, ylike?"
  • GQjock

    Posts: 11649

    Oct 31, 2009 2:33 AM GMT
    <object width=">
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:35 AM GMT
    "Honey, are you bouncing or am I undermedicated?"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
    Karen asking Will and Grace about Jack's mom:

    "Is she headless?"icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:45 AM GMT
    Nurse Trainee Pittman: Oh, I don't drive. I keep taking the test over and over again, and I'm like, this is hard.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:48 AM GMT
    Karen: Honey, you say potato I say Vodka

    Jack: You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with... what's his face, uh... bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about?
    Karen: God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack

    Karen: Lord. Would you look at these people. Why anybody would choose to be homeless is beyond me

    Karen: I love Chinatown. You can buy a bag of zippers this big for a dollar. I like to hand them out to poor kids. I love to watch the look on their little faces as they zip and unzip their new toy.

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 2:49 AM GMT
    Just as Jack is about to have Karen's mother walk in and surprise her for her birthday, Jack tells Karen he has brought someone very important from her past whom she cares for very much and whom she hasn't seen in many, many years... to which Karen replied:

    "Sunny's out of bed?!" icon_lol.gif
  • westguy79

    Posts: 175

    Oct 31, 2009 2:57 AM GMT
    When Grace gets the dog and brings him home after Will swears he could never love a dog...

    Will: Is that him?

    Grace: No... its character actor Charles Darden."

    When Jack and Karen are deciding what to get in the afternoon...

    Jack: Should we get facials or colonics?

    Karen: Let's flip a coin. Heads or tails?"


    When Grace says something stupid...

    Will: Do you smell burnt toast? It seems like you are having a stroke."



    There are just too many good quotes, mostly from seasons 1-3, before it jumped the shark. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Bunjamon

    Posts: 3161

    Oct 31, 2009 3:17 AM GMT
    After a short phone conversation:

    Rip Torn: "Karen, I came as soon as you called."

    Karen: "Well that's really none of my business, but I'm glad you could make it."
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 3:31 AM GMT

    MusclDrew quoted Karen: "You just described a needle in a gaystack."

    *laughing ourselves silly*
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
    Karen to Rosario: "Sassy gals get the hose!"
  • Webster666

    Posts: 9217

    Oct 31, 2009 3:51 AM GMT
    I don't have any quotes.
    I think it's interesting how, many times, a secondary character like Karen can quickly be elevated to being the star of the show.
    Can you imagine the bunch of gay writers sitting in a room coming up with lines for her ?
    What a great job.

    I never could stand the Grace character, always over acting...
    And, Jack started out normal, then became a screaming queen as the show progressed.
    Rosario was funny...
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 3:59 AM GMT
    Favorite Christmas quote from Karen to Grace:

    "Grace, it's Christmas for goodness' sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower, letting his hair down so that the three wise men could climb it, spin the dreidel, and see if there's six more weeks of winter."
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 4:09 AM GMT
    Jack: "I'm Fat. Je suis FATIGUE" (Fat-ee-Gay)... hahaha.... i laughed so hard that I cried when I heard that.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 4:16 AM GMT
    Denied, Denied, Denied, APPROVED!!!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
    Karen (to Grace) : "Honey...Vodka isn't JUST a breakfast beverage...! "
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 4:34 AM GMT
    Karen to Jack: Looks like your new sweetie's turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 4:48 AM GMT
    WILL AND GRACE - LAST EX TO BROOKLYN episode

    Jack to Leo "So in a way you and will have slept together, so technically your Bi"

    Jack to camera "we'll be right back we're talking with swing both ways LEO"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 4:56 AM GMT
    Will: I'm hungry.
    Grace: Thirsty.
    Karen: I could hump a tree.

    lol
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 5:18 AM GMT
    Karen: "Grace, what's going on with that blouse? I thought we talked about that color on you."

    Karen: "Jack, I've spent years and my husband's millions learning about fashion. What are your qualifications?"

    Jack: "I'm gay."
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Oct 31, 2009 5:32 AM GMT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kr3h_VA0No


    icon_lol.gif