I feel so.. so.. so gay

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    Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM GMT
    I can't believe it, but I brought electronic tat.. it makes me feel homorific

    I feel shame...



    BUT




    IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUN TO DANCE TO IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Timbales

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    Oct 31, 2009 10:40 PM GMT
    electronic tat?
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    Oct 31, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
    *nods* electronically enhanced music.

    She wouldn't sound as good without a computer.
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    Oct 31, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
    lilTanker said*nods* electronically enhanced music.

    She wouldn't sound as good without a computer.


    ah, like Britney
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    Oct 31, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
    Timberoo said
    lilTanker said*nods* electronically enhanced music.

    She wouldn't sound as good without a computer.


    ah, like Britney

    ;) the queen Bee of electronic tat
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    Nov 01, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    Tanker was in such ecstasy, that he broke out into this song, inspired by "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story:

    TANKER
    I feel clever,
    Oh, so clever,
    I feel clever and witty and bright!
    And I'd never,
    Be a boy who isn't me tonight.

    It's disturbing,
    And perturbing,
    It's disturbing, perturbing to feel.
    I'm so clever,
    That I hardly can believe I'm real.

    See the clever boy in that mirror there:
    Who can that lucky boy be?
    Such a clever face,
    Such a clever ass,
    Such a clever smile,
    Such a clever me!

    I feel stunning,
    Like when stripping,
    Feel like running and skipping for joy.
    For I'm being,
    Such a clever wonderful boy!

    [MUSICAL INTERLUDE]

    TANKER
    I feel clever,
    Oh, so clever,
    That the city should give me its key.
    A committee,
    Should be organized to honor me.

    DRAG QUEEN CHORUS
    La la la la la. . .

    I feel dizzy,
    I feel sunny,
    I feel fizzy and funny and fine.
    And so clever,
    Tell Bill Gates he can just resign!

    DRAG QUEEN CHORUS
    La la la la la. . .

    TANKER
    See the clever boy in that mirror there:

    DRAG QUEEN CHORUS
    What mirror where?

    TANKER
    Who can that clever boy be?

    DRAG QUEEN CHORUS
    Which? What? Where? Whom?

    TANKER
    Such a clever face,
    Such a clever ass,
    Such a clever smile,
    Such a clever me!

    DRAG QUEEN CHORUS
    Such a clever ass!

    ALL
    I feel stunning
    Like when stripping,
    Feel like running and skipping for joy.
    For I'm clever,
    What a clever wonderful boy!
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    Nov 01, 2009 12:30 AM GMT
    slut
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    Nov 01, 2009 12:55 AM GMT
    i dont understand what's happening
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    Nov 01, 2009 1:38 AM GMT
    charlitos saidslut

    Going to give you a couple of words, lets see if you can put them in the correct order..

    Kettle

    Calling

    Black

    Pot

    see how you going with that one.
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    Nov 01, 2009 1:39 AM GMT
    Damn is Vespa, now I have the tune stuck in my head hahaha icon_biggrin.gif

    And NYSexy, you don't need to understand my dear, just take off ya clothes and smile icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 01, 2009 1:57 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    charlitos saidslut

    Going to give you a couple of words, lets see if you can put them in the correct order..

    Kettle

    Calling

    Black

    Pot

    see how you going with that one.


    THAT

    YOU

    LOVE

    ME?

    thanks, i dont know what to say icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 01, 2009 2:04 AM GMT

    OK lilTanker, don't kill us, but it's hallowe'en and you know , famous people endure this roast too!

    Presenting Rudy Guiliani (yep,him) with Donald trump - "I Feel Pretty"


    Ta and Dah

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    Nov 01, 2009 2:48 AM GMT
    charlitos saidTHAT

    YOU

    LOVE

    ME?

    thanks, i dont know what to say icon_redface.gif

    Oh TOTALLY man, TOTALLY, I mean OMG man, how could I not... TOTALLY!!

    Should I swoon now?
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    Nov 01, 2009 2:49 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    charlitos saidTHAT

    YOU

    LOVE

    ME?

    thanks, i dont know what to say icon_redface.gif

    Oh TOTALLY man, TOTALLY, I mean OMG man, how could I not... TOTALLY!!

    Should I swoon now?


    i hate you icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 01, 2009 2:53 AM GMT
    charlitos saidi hate you icon_evil.gif

    Na ya don't icon_razz.gif hehehe
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    Nov 01, 2009 2:56 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTankie,, we depend on you being this gay.. and Errrr body get Downnnnn.!icon_cool.gif

    You should see me in the shower.. icon_eek.gif
  • Timbales

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    Nov 01, 2009 2:58 AM GMT
    I bet you feel nice.
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    Nov 01, 2009 3:06 AM GMT
    I feel fabulous and no flash photography please, there are photography shy things in the shower!
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    Nov 01, 2009 3:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTankie,, we depend on you being this gay.. and Errrr body get Downnnnn.!icon_cool.gif

    You should see me in the shower.. icon_eek.gif


    dropped-soap-fat-girl.gif
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    Nov 01, 2009 3:11 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    lilTanker said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTankie,, we depend on you being this gay.. and Errrr body get Downnnnn.!icon_cool.gif

    You should see me in the shower.. icon_eek.gif


    dropped-soap-fat-girl.gif

    my booty has a bit more shake to it.
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    Nov 01, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTankie,, we depend on you being this gay.. and Errrr body get Downnnnn.!icon_cool.gif

    You should see me in the shower.. icon_eek.gif



    Umm....I WOULD ....LOVE TOO!...Post the pics! HURRY!... Do it NOW!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 01, 2009 4:14 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Red_Vespa said
    lilTanker said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTankie,, we depend on you being this gay.. and Errrr body get Downnnnn.!icon_cool.gif

    You should see me in the shower.. icon_eek.gif


    dropped-soap-fat-girl.gif

    my booty has a bit more shake to it.





    One of the Reason's im gay....
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    Nov 01, 2009 4:20 AM GMT
    Oh cool...I am going to do that so I can add music to my youtube videos. I actually had youtube ask me if I wanted to do add sharing and promotions...special and so where is my key board.......I got one!!
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    Nov 01, 2009 4:28 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    lilTanker said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTankie,, we depend on you being this gay.. and Errrr body get Downnnnn.!icon_cool.gif

    You should see me in the shower.. icon_eek.gif


    dropped-soap-fat-girl.gif



    **Barf**













    hmm, that must be the edamame from earlier
  • OptimusMatt

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    Nov 01, 2009 4:45 AM GMT
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg I know I know I know!!!!

    that's too damn funny, I love that song because of the picture - she looks like such a trashy whore, how could I NOT like the song?