Haha I'm gay

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    Nov 01, 2009 4:37 AM GMT
    I want to come out nearly altogether. My immediate family and one friend knows (he is fine with it). What would be a funny way to come out? If anyone has experience with this I would love to hear it. You only get to do the 'come out to openly gay' once (sort of) and I want to make it memorable/funny.

    If you have any ideas, please post them. I appreciate any comments left (probably).
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    Nov 01, 2009 6:07 AM GMT
    Have a coming out party with you doing a jack in the box skit with a real well decorated box, pop up and out of it with either the traditional clown looking jack in the box, or a look of your own choosing. That would be memorable !!!! LOL
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Nov 01, 2009 12:49 PM GMT
    have a BBQ instead of a party and make it fun and then say "Hey guys I'm gay"
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    Nov 01, 2009 1:11 PM GMT
    if you have any gay friends at all...invite them, too!
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    Nov 01, 2009 2:16 PM GMT


    There's a couple f ways to go about this...here:


    Fast forward to 2:25 and watch what happens, lol!




    ...and of course, you can always do this:



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    Nov 01, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
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    Nov 01, 2009 4:36 PM GMT
    drag.
  • dannyboy1101

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    Nov 01, 2009 5:00 PM GMT
    backyard orgy?
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    Nov 01, 2009 6:02 PM GMT
    dannyboy1101 saidbackyard orgy?


    I´ll be an extra.

    HOlland has a national coming out day. Have a Dutch Gay Day. Or something.
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    Nov 01, 2009 6:28 PM GMT
    Invite your extended friends and family over for dinner and tell everyone that you have cancer and only 4 months to live. Back this up with some research and possible treatment options that you've already exhausted.

    Then, when you've convinced everybody that you are about to die, go: "Just kidding, I'm gay". Have a half-naked hunk on hand to french-kiss in front of them all.

    Prepare to be driven out of town with pitchforks and shovels.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Nov 01, 2009 6:39 PM GMT
    Sit them all down for dinner. Cook buffalo wings, ribs, collard greens with bacon, serve orange and grape soda, chicken and waffles, chitterlings, pork rinds, grits, and a nice cut of watermelon for dessert. Offer shots of Hennessey and Remy Martin, and then break the news to them:

    "Thanks for coming, everybody. Ummm... I have something to tell you."

    "YES?"

    "I'm black."

    [*GASP*]

    "Just kidding. I'm gay."
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    Nov 01, 2009 6:43 PM GMT
    Sounds like it's time for a lavish musical number.....icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 01, 2009 6:49 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidSit them all down for dinner. Cook buffalo wings, ribs, collard greens with bacon, serve orange and grape soda, chicken and waffles, chitterlings, pork rinds, grits, and a nice cut of watermelon for dessert. Offer shots of Hennessey and Remy Martin, and then break the news to them:

    "Thanks for coming, everybody. Ummm... I have something to tell you."

    "YES?"

    "I'm black."

    [*GASP*]

    "Just kidding. I'm gay."
    icon_eek.gif





    Was that really necessary?
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    Nov 01, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    Paint your car rainbow...Or tell the newspapers;that you also had sex with David Letterman....
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    Nov 01, 2009 8:16 PM GMT
    CityJock12 said
    danisnotstr8 saidSit them all down for dinner. Cook buffalo wings, ribs, collard greens with bacon, serve orange and grape soda, chicken and waffles, chitterlings, pork rinds, grits, and a nice cut of watermelon for dessert. Offer shots of Hennessey and Remy Martin, and then break the news to them:

    "Thanks for coming, everybody. Ummm... I have something to tell you."

    "YES?"

    "I'm black."

    [*GASP*]

    "Just kidding. I'm gay."
    icon_eek.gif





    Was that really necessary?


    Were you really offended by it? Or did you notice that I was bringing attention to cliches because it's only generally acceptable to do so when the target group is gay... not black, Jewish, etc...

    Oh, and plus, it was funny.

    Omma go cook sumpin good now. ;)
  • inuman

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    Nov 01, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
    Well seeing as your in winterpeg, on a very cold windy day, have a few of your cute striaght buddies over and do something fun outside in the snow and when you get cold go up to one and whisper *I'm gay can you warm me up* lol

    Make a snow angel and say hey a gay guy made that, make sure they know who made it before you make that statement though.
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  • jarhead5536

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    Nov 01, 2009 8:58 PM GMT
    CityJock12 said
    danisnotstr8 saidSit them all down for dinner. Cook buffalo wings, ribs, collard greens with bacon, serve orange and grape soda, chicken and waffles, chitterlings, pork rinds, grits, and a nice cut of watermelon for dessert. Offer shots of Hennessey and Remy Martin, and then break the news to them:

    "Thanks for coming, everybody. Ummm... I have something to tell you."

    "YES?"

    "I'm black."

    [*GASP*]

    "Just kidding. I'm gay."
    icon_eek.gif





    Was that really necessary?


    I thought that was pretty damned hysterical, and I'm half black. Maybe we need to lighten up....
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    Nov 02, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
    inuman saidWell seeing as your in winterpeg, on a very cold windy day, have a few of your cute striaght buddies over and do something fun outside in the snow and when you get cold go up to one and whisper *I'm gay can you warm me up* lol

    Make a snow angel and say hey a gay guy made that, make sure they know who made it before you make that statement though.
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    Hahah I really like this one.

    The cancer one was a good one too. Maybe I would scrap the make out session with the half naked guy. First I'd have to find one to make out with...
  • jrs1

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    Nov 02, 2009 3:31 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidSounds like it's time for a lavish musical number.....icon_razz.gif


    iLoL'd.
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    Nov 02, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    Haha so am I
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    Nov 02, 2009 3:46 AM GMT
    change your facebook status to "... likes it up the butt"
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    Nov 02, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
    mention that girls don't give you a standing ovation down south... in your pants.
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    Nov 02, 2009 4:04 AM GMT
    tell everyone that when you were born you came out with "jazz hands" and said, "IIIIIIIIII'MMM HEEEEEERE! ...... and i am NOT going back in there!"
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    Nov 02, 2009 4:15 PM GMT
    MeOhMy saidchange your facebook status to "... likes it up the butt"

    LOL
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    Nov 02, 2009 9:44 PM GMT
    Bake a Cake.


    rainbow-cake1.jpg

    You could even make a wax penis candle!