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GuiltyGear Posts: 5925
Nov 01, 2009 5:59 AM GMT
...color me intrigued. I never heard of such a thing and when you are tight assed like me, you might need it. Can anyone speak on this?

jawrhed Posts: 617
Nov 01, 2009 6:15 AM GMT
I've seen HUGE ones on porn sites and thought "Where do they get all this stuff?" Anyway - are they reuseable? Disposable? I'm not exactly the Chunnel here, so I'm game.
I've got a turkey baster around here somewhere.....and an ear syringe....
GuiltyGear Posts: 5925
Nov 01, 2009 7:30 AM GMT
The chunnel...LOL...you're kinda freaky, aren't you!?
jawrhed Posts: 617
Nov 01, 2009 7:37 AM GMT
GuiltyGear said The chunnel...LOL...you're kinda freaky, aren't you!?


did u read the lip gloss thread yet?
GuiltyGear Posts: 5925
Nov 01, 2009 7:53 AM GMT

Yes I did, you made the blood rasberry rush to my head and my nudity blush. Cocoa Flambe...I LOL'd. It's a shame that thread may not take off, how can you not smile after uttering the words rasberry blush?
jawrhed Posts: 617
Nov 01, 2009 8:46 AM GMT
GuiltyGear said
Yes I did, you made the blood rasberry rush to my head and my nudity blush. Cocoa Flambe...I LOL'd. It's a shame that thread may not take off, how can you not smile after uttering the words rasberry blush?


Why can't WE get the jobs naming these products? Anyway, does the Lube Launcher come in "Rosebud Kiss" ?
BiGymGuy Posts: 582
Nov 01, 2009 1:35 PM GMT
Is it dishwasher safe?
McGay Posts: 5113
Nov 01, 2009 1:36 PM GMT
Just be sure not to double dip.
Nov 01, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
Slick me up Scotty!
jawrhed Posts: 617
Nov 01, 2009 2:17 PM GMT
You can fill it with Herbs and Spices! - All sorts of tasty specialtys! for a sweet treat try your favorite Jam......or Jelly!
Nov 01, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
Well, ya gotta baste the turkey before you stuff it...err him

I wonder if it glows in the dark. That would be pretty neat.
Nov 01, 2009 2:29 PM GMT
Huh, not a bad idea. I think I'd be too embarrassed to use it though. Looks too clinical.
Nov 01, 2009 2:30 PM GMT



ROFL!....and that could be helpful in some situations, Joey! (glow in the dark, love that.)

...although we're the morning or afternoon kind of guys.
Nov 01, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
That's certainly one way to get the creamy lube filling inside a twinkie.
hotfun504 Posts: 6
Nov 01, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
BiGymGuy saidIs it dishwasher safe?



LOL....
Nov 01, 2009 3:37 PM GMT
That would be handy, but you'd need to lube the outside as well for a comfortable entry.
Nov 01, 2009 3:46 PM GMT
This is ok, but I'll go with conventional methods of lubing up the hunky stud I sleep with - - orally and with gently probing fingers.
Nov 01, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
Something tells me the guys willing to use these things are the types that, for the most part, are incapable of keeping them clean. If they're disposable, many would simply save money by using them over and over. It seems to me that not using a sterilized launcher could increase the risk of life-threatening infections. No matter how you slice it, this product is a disgusting gimmick ... a lawsuit waiting to happen.
McGay Posts: 5113
Nov 01, 2009 3:50 PM GMT
Hopefully, cities will initiate Clean Lube Launcher Exchange programs.
Nov 01, 2009 3:55 PM GMT
McGay saidHopefully, cities will initiate Clean Lube Launcher Exchange programs.


Nov 01, 2009 7:21 PM GMT
Um...where do you read the temperature???
Nov 01, 2009 11:04 PM GMT
I've used them. They are really nice if you are using water based lube, which dries up super fast outside of the body.

Otherwise, they are like a guy's nipple ring: it is nice, but you can still fuck without one.
Nov 02, 2009 12:10 AM GMT
jawrhed saidYou can fill it with Herbs and Spices! - All sorts of tasty specialtys! for a sweet treat try your favorite Jam......or Jelly!


It's a good thing Thank you Martha


But you know, I'd still rather take a nice big hand full and work it on in there, teasing him, while I full on make out with him and tell him just how much he's going to enjoy whats going to happen next
Nov 05, 2009 3:27 PM GMT
MsclDrew said

But you know, I'd still rather take a nice big hand full and work it on in there, teasing him, while I full on make out with him and tell him just how much he's going to enjoy whats going to happen next

Wow, that just got my heart beating faster.
DanielH Posts: 449
Nov 05, 2009 4:06 PM GMT
I think I'd enjoy having a guy apply it to me manually, rather than with that thing.
trunksy Posts: 1
Nov 14, 2009 8:07 AM GMT
The Amazon product description:

http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-Lube-Launcher-Blue/dp/B002SKPCM6

says that it comes with three applicators. The only review there is pretty simple. It doesn't go into detail about usage patterns at all. I assume that if you're going to be fucking three different asses, you would use a different applicator for each ass. I guess they're assuming that a versatile threesome is going to cover most people.

It doesn't mention anything about how hygienic the applicators are but it does look like it's made from hard plastic. From what I remember of safe-sex practices that I learned at Babeland when I went with my school, the hard plastic dildos are the ones that you can share (properly cleaned, of course) and soft plastic dildos are the ones that you can't share since they are more porous and you won't be able to clean them effectively. I assume the hard plastics vs soft plastics rule still applies here. Anyone out there who teaches safe sex practices or is a gynecologist out there that can tell us for sure?

I would still love to hear about first-hand experience with it.
jawrhed Posts: 617
Nov 14, 2009 12:05 PM GMT
MsclDrew said
jawrhed saidYou can fill it with Herbs and Spices! - All sorts of tasty specialtys! for a sweet treat try your favorite Jam......or Jelly!


It's a good thing Thank you Martha


But you know, I'd still rather take a nice big hand full and work it on in there, teasing him, while I full on make out with him and tell him just how much he's going to enjoy whats going to happen next


WINNA! HOT LISTED!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Nov 14, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
They had these in the late 80's for squirting nonoxynol-9 and lube up the receptive orifice. They looked pretty much identical, but were single use.