The world needs an overly-masculine angry gay rapper...

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    Nov 03, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    ...and I volunteer do be that man.

    Questions?
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:53 PM GMT
    You´ll end up looking like Ali G.

    Just sayin.
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
    What will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:56 PM GMT
    Rawrly saidHere's one: don't we already have Cazwell?


    Oh dear lord.

    No.

    Here's why Cazwell does not fit the mold:

    1. Most of his beats are factory-sampled loops
    2. Most of his songs are not even rap songs
    3. Not of his raps are angry...reminds me of Goldie
    4. Some of his songs sound 20 years old
    5. He's so East Coast
    6. I'm hotter
    7. I have more testosterone boiling my veins
    8. I'm angrier
    9. Cazwell is androgynous
    10. I am pompous

    These questions are good. More!

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    Nov 03, 2009 9:57 PM GMT
    Can I be one of your bitches?
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:57 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?


    I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidCan I be one of your bitches?


    Everyone is my bitches.
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
    Rawrly saidNo anger, how about love instead?


    That's disgusting.
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    Nov 03, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
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    Lostboy saidCan I be one of your bitches?


    Everyone is my bitches.


    Yeah, but one of your special ones... icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:00 PM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?


    I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.


    You are so losing cred. You're the one getting cheated on? You should be the playa dealing with your shorty going nuts finding out he ain't the only one. Aight.
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:00 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidYou´ll end up looking like Ali G.

    Just sayin.


    This is true.
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
    Timberoo said
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    Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?


    I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.


    You are so losing cred. You're the one getting cheated on? You should be the playa dealing with your shorty going nuts finding out he ain't the only one. Aight.


    I ain't trippin. I put an ankle bracelet on him to keep track of him but then he found out and took it off and placed it on priests dick. Took me 5 weeks of going to church to figure this out and then went to the Thai restaurant. After I caught him cheatin on me I cried in the shower for weeks on end I realized I had 50 other boyfriends, cuz I'm overly-masculine angry gay rapper man! Yeah that's right dawg. So I called another one up and got my grill on with his Halo 3 n shitz.
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
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    Rawrly saidNo anger, how about love instead?


    That's disgusting.


    Only if it comes in the form of a viscous fluid.


    Are you saying you don't approve of cum shots?
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    Lostboy said
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    Lostboy saidCan I be one of your bitches?


    Everyone is my bitches.


    Yeah, but one of your special ones... icon_razz.gif


    Oh like you wanna be in my video right?
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Lostboy saidYou´ll end up looking like Ali G.

    Just sayin.


    This is true.


    It´s totally true. Always happens when jews try to look black

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    Nov 03, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
    Ali G's dry humor is too subtle. I want to be more slap-stick mockery.
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:08 PM GMT
    I think you should go by Jakey Jake. You can be the Marky Mark '10s
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:10 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI think you should go by Jakey Jake. You can be the Marky Mark '10s


    Oh I'm too old for that. This should have happened in 2004. I have to think of a new name though, so you're on the right track. I'm already "Jake Benson" - but I use that name to produce soft progressive house music (think melodic house beats you hear when you're at a sheek New York restaurant). So I can't use that name to make bombastic asstastic rap tracks. Need a new name.
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:11 PM GMT
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    Lostboy said
    JakeBenson said
    Lostboy saidCan I be one of your bitches?


    Everyone is my bitches.


    Yeah, but one of your special ones... icon_razz.gif


    Oh like you wanna be in my video right?


    yeah baby... (ah ah ah)
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    Rawrly said
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    Rawrly said
    JakeBenson said
    Rawrly saidNo anger, how about love instead?


    That's disgusting.


    Only if it comes in the form of a viscous fluid.


    Are you saying you don't approve of cum shots?


    No icon_smile.gif


    Me neither. That's too gangster for me.
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    Nov 03, 2009 10:58 PM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Timberoo saidWhat will you be angry about? Missing a sample sale at D&G?


    I'll be angry because I'll be calling my new Latino boyfriend like every day but then he won't return my calls then I'll find him cheating on me with some black dude at a Thai restaurant and all hell will break loose, you know, chopsticks, noodles, shrimp flying everywhere. Yeah that's what I'm crunkin about.


    Do it, that's awesome! Will change the face of "gay" worldwide. I see Youtube sensation.
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    Nov 03, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
    I demand a song about gift wrapping skills or lack there of, I demand bows, hospital corners, good tape, proper gift tags and boxes for odd shaped objects!
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    Nov 04, 2009 1:36 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI demand a song about gift wrapping skills or lack there of, I demand bows, hospital corners, good tape, proper gift tags and boxes for odd shaped objects!


    Um...what the HELL are you talking about? I'm not a disgruntled part-time Holiday Macy's gift-wrapper.