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    Nov 06, 2009 2:21 PM GMT
    Need some cheering up over here in Newly Single Land...

    Any good Jokes out there?
    Music?

  • Timbales

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    Nov 06, 2009 2:25 PM GMT
    Q: How many feminist girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: That's womyn and that's not funny.
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
    How does a blonde practise safe sex?

    She locks the car doors.
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
    How many Drag Queens does it take to change a light bulb?


    Just one. And she just holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:39 PM GMT
    check out this forum, too...
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/449070/
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:41 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said How many Drag Queens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one. And she just holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.

    Best laugh of my day, thanks! Known many, many drag queens, a joke funny for it's truth. Mind if I steal it? (Well, I will anyway) icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:44 PM GMT
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:44 PM GMT

    Stud-ish Sam got mugged in an alley.

    "Take off your clothes" said the mugger.
    Stud-ish Sam did.
    "Now lie on them" said the mugger.
    Stud-ish Sam did.
    "Now roll onto your stomach" said the mugger.
    Stud-ish Sam did.
    "Now spread your legs" said the mugger.
    Stud-ish Sam did.
    Then the mugger jumped on Stud-ish Sam and he then felt a strange sensation 'down there'.
    Stud-ish Sam laughed and laughed; because he'd safely hid his money in his shoe.....



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    Nov 06, 2009 2:44 PM GMT
    What's the difference between a tick and a IRS lawyer?

    A tick will stop sucking your blood once you are dead.



    What's the difference between a Citi-bank Manager and a pigeon?

    A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.



    What's the difference between a Lady Gaga mask and Lady Gaga ?

    The mask is harder to get on your face.



    What's the difference between a Pygmy Tribe that is acrobatic and all-female track team?

    One is a cunning bunch of runts.......

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    Nov 06, 2009 2:48 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said What's the difference between a tick and a IRS lawyer?

    A tick will stop sucking your blood once you are dead.


    Why limit it to a lawyer with the IRS only? (Funny, BTW)
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:55 PM GMT
    How can you tell that a blonde has been using your notebook (laptop) ?

    There are erasure marks all over the screen.icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 06, 2009 2:59 PM GMT



    What do you call a lesbian north of the 49th parallel?

    A Klon-dyke.
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    Nov 06, 2009 3:02 PM GMT
    A young nun is walking in the woods near her convent - head bowed - deeply into prayer, when a man jumps her, pulling her into the brush. He strips her and has his way with her. Afterward, the nun is dressing to hurry back to the church to find a priest and tell about what happened. The man asks her if she is really going to talk about it.....and what will she say? The nun said, "I'm going to tell the truth......which is that I was walking in the woods, deeply in prayer, when you pulled me into the bushes and raped me for an hour........TWO hours, if you're not too tired!"icon_razz.gif
  • B71115

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    Nov 06, 2009 3:55 PM GMT
    Gay dude to his boyfriend: Have you been having sex behind my back?

    Boyfriend: Well, who the hell else did you think it was?
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    Nov 06, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
    SurfnAsian said
    Music?



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    Nov 06, 2009 4:29 PM GMT
    Whats the difference between having sex with a woman and getting photographed in a speed trap?

    In one case you knew beforehand, there'd be a cunt behind the bush.
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    Nov 06, 2009 7:17 PM GMT
    Scientist have discovered whats in the air in SF thats keeping the birth rate down

    All the guys legs.



    Q: how cum so many men in SF can move with a moments notice?


    A: Their shit is already packed.


    Q: Why did the blond spend the day staring @ a bottle of orange juice?

    A: the label read "CONCENTRATE!"
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    Nov 06, 2009 7:19 PM GMT

    Q: What does a gay horse eat?

    A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
  • mynyun

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    Nov 06, 2009 8:08 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said



    What's the difference between a Pygmy Tribe that is acrobatic and all-female track team?

    One is a cunning bunch of runts.......



    That is just wrong. But SO SO SO funny.! I had a good laugh over it.
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    Nov 06, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    Q: What's the different between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    A: You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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    Nov 06, 2009 8:20 PM GMT
    Ummmm...
    What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead hooker?
    I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    What has 120 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk?
    My Zipper

    I know.... lame. All I could think of for right now. Bored at work... Blah!
    Some of these are keeping me entertained tho. Lol
    Keep them coming.
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    Nov 08, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    thanks for the replys guys.. some of them made me laugh and have put a smile on my face...icon_smile.gif
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 08, 2009 12:35 AM GMT
    What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

    A lick-her cabinet.
  • JP85257

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    Nov 08, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
    How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a light bulb?


    "No...Its fine. I'll just sit here alone. In the dark. Like a Dog. Im fine."
  • JP85257

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    Nov 08, 2009 1:02 AM GMT
    gibby320 said
    Q: What does a gay horse eat?

    A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    What does a LESBIAN horse eat?

    HEY!