Chinese Portrait- I stole this from Myspace, try it out

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    Dec 20, 2007 3:28 AM GMT

    A Chinese Portrait is an abstract artistic depiction of a persona.

    If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...

    A forest fire

    If I were a metal, I would be...

    Uranium 235

    If I were an animal, I would be...

    Jaguar

    If I were a mythological animal, I would be...

    Lycanthrope

    If I were a color, I would be...

    Black

    If I were a mythological being, I would be...

    Tezcatlipoca

    If I were a famous human being, I would be...

    Caligula

    If I were a human activity, I would be...

    A prison riot

    If I were a work of art, I would be...

    the galata morente

    If I were a weapon, I would be...

    Trident II (D5) UGM-133A with a cobalt 60 salted thermonuclear warhead

    If I were an manmade object, I would be...

    A millstone

    If I were a natural place, I would be...

    A volcanoe

    If I were a man made place. I would be...

    an abbatoir

    If I were a song, I would be...

    Iggy and the Stooges- Search and Destroy


    If I were a movie, I would be...

    Blade Runner

    If I were a book, I would be...

    Albert Camus's L'etranger

    If I were a famous painting, I would be...

    Picasso's Guernica

    If I were a superhero, I would be...

    Wolverine
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    Dec 20, 2007 9:23 AM GMT
    A Chinese Portrait is an abstract artistic depiction of a persona.

    If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...

    the Aurora Borealis

    If I were a metal, I would be...

    Platinum

    If I were an animal, I would be...

    African Elephant

    If I were a mythological animal, I would be...

    Yeti

    If I were a color, I would be...

    Black

    If I were a mythological being, I would be...

    Chupacabra

    If I were a famous human being, I would be...

    Hannibal

    If I were a human activity, I would be...

    Space exploration

    If I were a work of art, I would be...

    a Robert Mapplethorpe photograph

    If I were a weapon, I would be...

    Space based laser

    If I were a manmade object, I would be...

    A Swiss watch

    If I were a natural place, I would be...

    The Dolomiti mountains

    If I were a man made place. I would be...

    A Manhattan penthouse

    If I were a song, I would be...

    Joni Mitchell - Slouching Toward Bethlehem

    If I were a movie, I would be...

    Patton

    If I were a book, I would be...

    Herman Hesse - Magister Ludi

    If I were a famous painting, I would be...

    David Hockney's - Mulholland Drive

    If I were a superhero, I would be...

    Superman
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    Dec 20, 2007 1:09 PM GMT
    If I could make head or tail of this I would be

    Participating.
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    Dec 20, 2007 1:17 PM GMT
    i did a chinese portrait of my mum a few years back, she didn't like it
  • iHavok

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    Dec 20, 2007 1:20 PM GMT
    jim e- that would have been a milk thru the nose moment had i been drinking any right now!
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    Dec 20, 2007 1:36 PM GMT
    A Chinese Portrait is an abstract artistic depiction of a persona.

    If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...

    Lightning

    If I were a metal, I would be...

    platinum

    If I were an animal, I would be...

    Jaguar

    If I were a mythological animal, I would be...

    Phoenix or Gorgon

    If I were a color, I would be...

    Purple

    If I were a mythological being, I would be...

    Sekhmet

    If I were a famous human being, I would be...

    Myself... I'm world famous HA HA HA

    If I were a human activity, I would be...

    assassination

    If I were a work of art, I would be...

    The Pieta

    If I were a weapon, I would be...

    a pair of sai

    If I were an manmade object, I would be...

    stained glass

    If I were a natural place, I would be...

    a grotto

    If I were a man made place. I would be...

    a cathedral

    If I were a song, I would be...

    SuperPop by Madonna


    If I were a movie, I would be...

    Memoirs of a Geisha

    If I were a book, I would be...

    SEX

    If I were a famous painting, I would be...

    Edvard Munch's "The Scream"

    If I were a superhero, I would be...

    Elektra